Mommy, mommy
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Mommy, mommy, mommy, I'm fourteen years old now. Can I wear a bra? No, George. [edit]to correct spelling[/edit]
I hear a funny scratching noise ... coming from the very depth of the barrel.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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I hear a funny scratching noise ... coming from the very depth of the barrel.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]That joke is all I remember (joke wise) from 50 years ago. For some reason I always thought it funny.:confused:
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That joke is all I remember (joke wise) from 50 years ago. For some reason I always thought it funny.:confused:
djj55 wrote:
from 50 years ago. For some reason I always thought it funny.:confused:
... Nervous laughs from a few in the audience, some leave the room, some twitch in their seats, some look away. ... You see Today Mommy has just self identified as bigot and a hater. :~
I will transmit this information to Vladimir.
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djj55 wrote:
from 50 years ago. For some reason I always thought it funny.:confused:
... Nervous laughs from a few in the audience, some leave the room, some twitch in their seats, some look away. ... You see Today Mommy has just self identified as bigot and a hater. :~
I will transmit this information to Vladimir.
Notice that the joke did not put down anyone, just a mother telling a child no. You can read into it anything you want. Also that is why I questioned why I thought it was funny. What do I care if someone wants to wear a bra? Except in a wet t-shirt contest. :-O
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Notice that the joke did not put down anyone, just a mother telling a child no. You can read into it anything you want. Also that is why I questioned why I thought it was funny. What do I care if someone wants to wear a bra? Except in a wet t-shirt contest. :-O
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Mommy, mommy, mommy, I'm fourteen years old now. Can I wear a bra? No, George. [edit]to correct spelling[/edit]
From enidblyton.net re Famous Five: George is actually a girl who wants so desperately to be a boy she crops her hair and struts about doing boy things. She hates it when people call her by her correct name, Georgina. She has a dog called Timmy—oh yes, and an island. Most kids just have a dog, but George's parents own Kirrin Island and let her run around on it as if it were her play-thing. Her parents are known to Julian, Dick and Anne as Uncle Quentin and Aunt Fanny. :-D Corrected blyton.
Regards David R --------------------------------------------------------------- "Every program eventually becomes rococo, and then rubble." - Alan Perlis The only valid measurement of code quality: WTFs/minute.
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Mommy, mommy, mommy, I'm fourteen years old now. Can I wear a bra? No, George. [edit]to correct spelling[/edit]
I still remember some of those Mommy, Mommy jokes from 3rd grade. Mommy, mommy, why are we on this bridge? Shut up and get in the sack. Mommy, mommy, the rabbit cage is all clean. Shut up and eat your Coco Puffs.
Kill some time, play my game Hop Cheops[^]
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Mommy, mommy, mommy, I'm fourteen years old now. Can I wear a bra? No, George. [edit]to correct spelling[/edit]
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Thank is one I had forgotten. Now I have to try and forget it again! :-D
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I still remember some of those Mommy, Mommy jokes from 3rd grade. Mommy, mommy, why are we on this bridge? Shut up and get in the sack. Mommy, mommy, the rabbit cage is all clean. Shut up and eat your Coco Puffs.
Kill some time, play my game Hop Cheops[^]
Mommy, mommy, what's a vampire? Shut up and drink your soup before it congeals.