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  • P PIEBALDconsult

    A plumber, an electrician, a butcher, and a software developer go to a barbecue...

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    Joan M
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    and bacon free for all!

    [www.tamautomation.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

    https://www.robotecnik.com freelance robots, PLC and CNC programmer.

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      Many of us are unfortunately called upon by friends and family for computer advice and/or maintenance. I've spent many, many hours diagnosing and rebuilding my friends and families computers. Most of the time its totally free. If I'm lucky they'll buy me a six pack or give me a $20 gift certificate - it's rare though. Anybody find any "nice" or creative ways of declining these "opportunities"?

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      Lost User
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      My brother is bringing me his virused laptop tomorrow. But then I got a deal in my mortgage from him.

      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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        Many of us are unfortunately called upon by friends and family for computer advice and/or maintenance. I've spent many, many hours diagnosing and rebuilding my friends and families computers. Most of the time its totally free. If I'm lucky they'll buy me a six pack or give me a $20 gift certificate - it's rare though. Anybody find any "nice" or creative ways of declining these "opportunities"?

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        Lost User
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        My brother switched to Apple which gave me the out: I don't do Apple. It was one of the happiest days of my life. It's part of the reason why I don't have Apple products to this day as I don't care to support the multitude of iPods/iPads/iSexToy owned by every member of my family. Perhaps you could modify this strategy and you could switch to Apple (if your family owns PCs). Either that or you could use cartoonist Jerry Van Amerongen’s cohabitation axiom #6: The less it appears you know how to do, the less you'll have to do. But then I've actually sent people's computers to a fix it shop and paid the $99 myself just so I could get a fixed computer back quickly without wasting my whole weekend toying with some virus infested ho-bag machine. Some of my relatives think downloading everything on the internet is a great idea and frankly, I got tired of blowing my weekend rebuilding their machines (1). NOTES 1: It takes the whole weekend when there are no disks, no drivers, and the harddrive goes bad and the mouse has chewing gum on it. Please install Windows 98 so my game works.... AUGH.

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          Many of us are unfortunately called upon by friends and family for computer advice and/or maintenance. I've spent many, many hours diagnosing and rebuilding my friends and families computers. Most of the time its totally free. If I'm lucky they'll buy me a six pack or give me a $20 gift certificate - it's rare though. Anybody find any "nice" or creative ways of declining these "opportunities"?

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          LloydA111
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          Say that you need money to pay for new parts


          See if you can crack this: b749f6c269a746243debc6488046e33f
          So far, no one seems to have cracked this!

          The unofficial awesome history of Code Project's Bob! "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."

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          • L Lost User

            My brother switched to Apple which gave me the out: I don't do Apple. It was one of the happiest days of my life. It's part of the reason why I don't have Apple products to this day as I don't care to support the multitude of iPods/iPads/iSexToy owned by every member of my family. Perhaps you could modify this strategy and you could switch to Apple (if your family owns PCs). Either that or you could use cartoonist Jerry Van Amerongen’s cohabitation axiom #6: The less it appears you know how to do, the less you'll have to do. But then I've actually sent people's computers to a fix it shop and paid the $99 myself just so I could get a fixed computer back quickly without wasting my whole weekend toying with some virus infested ho-bag machine. Some of my relatives think downloading everything on the internet is a great idea and frankly, I got tired of blowing my weekend rebuilding their machines (1). NOTES 1: It takes the whole weekend when there are no disks, no drivers, and the harddrive goes bad and the mouse has chewing gum on it. Please install Windows 98 so my game works.... AUGH.

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            Lost User
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            MehGerbil wrote:

            Perhaps you could modify this strategy and you could switch to Apple (if your family owns PCs)

            We actually switched to Apple several years ago. They keep bringing me these crappy PC's to fix.

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            • W wizardzz

              Your non-compete forbids it, for free or pay.

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              kevinnicol
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              I have used the NCC statement a couple of times now, my relatives usualy balk but when I say I could lose my job they quickly change their tune.

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              • L Lost User

                Many of us are unfortunately called upon by friends and family for computer advice and/or maintenance. I've spent many, many hours diagnosing and rebuilding my friends and families computers. Most of the time its totally free. If I'm lucky they'll buy me a six pack or give me a $20 gift certificate - it's rare though. Anybody find any "nice" or creative ways of declining these "opportunities"?

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                snorkie
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                I find that messing up really bad once or twice gets the word out that you are not the guy for fixing computer. I also use the line that I'm a software guy. I only work on them when all of the hardware is correct. That gets me out of a few things. But generally speaking, messing up good seems to take care of most of the traffic ;P Hogan

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                • L Lost User

                  Many of us are unfortunately called upon by friends and family for computer advice and/or maintenance. I've spent many, many hours diagnosing and rebuilding my friends and families computers. Most of the time its totally free. If I'm lucky they'll buy me a six pack or give me a $20 gift certificate - it's rare though. Anybody find any "nice" or creative ways of declining these "opportunities"?

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                  Slacker007
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                  I have started to use the "I am not familiar with that form of technology". I have had frequent success with this line. However, if they really didn't download the pr0n files from Warez that blew up their computer, then I usually help them out. It's the right thing to do, IMHO. :)

                  "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
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                  • L Lost User

                    Many of us are unfortunately called upon by friends and family for computer advice and/or maintenance. I've spent many, many hours diagnosing and rebuilding my friends and families computers. Most of the time its totally free. If I'm lucky they'll buy me a six pack or give me a $20 gift certificate - it's rare though. Anybody find any "nice" or creative ways of declining these "opportunities"?

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                    Keith Barrow
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                    "Funny, last time I had to do this for someone, they had a load of dodgy pr0n on their machine". That should do it...

                    Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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                    A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                      "Funny, last time I had to do this for someone, they had a load of dodgy pr0n on their machine". That should do it...

                      Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                      -Or-
                      A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                      Lost User
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                      A few years ago my missus bought home the laptop of a friend of her's whose ex boyfriend had changed the passwords as an act of spite when they split up. I got it working and when giving it back said I couldn't believe the photos of her that had been on it. She went bright, bright red, so although I hadn't looked, let alone found anything, I certainly now know that some exist.

                      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                        A few years ago my missus bought home the laptop of a friend of her's whose ex boyfriend had changed the passwords as an act of spite when they split up. I got it working and when giving it back said I couldn't believe the photos of her that had been on it. She went bright, bright red, so although I hadn't looked, let alone found anything, I certainly now know that some exist.

                        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                        Lost User
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                        You fail for not making posters.

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                        • L Lost User

                          MehGerbil wrote:

                          Perhaps you could modify this strategy and you could switch to Apple (if your family owns PCs)

                          We actually switched to Apple several years ago. They keep bringing me these crappy PC's to fix.

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                          Lost User
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                          You don't do support for Windows 7. While that won't solve all of your problems it does put a grand-father clause on it.

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                          • P PIEBALDconsult

                            Big Daddy Farang wrote:

                            or other barter

                            An eye for an eye ; a tooth for a tooth ; a hard drive for a hard drive. :cool:

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                            PIEBALDconsult wrote:

                            a hard drive for a hard drive

                            Hey, we're talking about family here... X| :laugh:

                            ------------------------------------- Do not do what has already been done. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.. but it ROCKS absolutely, too.

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                            • L Lost User

                              Many of us are unfortunately called upon by friends and family for computer advice and/or maintenance. I've spent many, many hours diagnosing and rebuilding my friends and families computers. Most of the time its totally free. If I'm lucky they'll buy me a six pack or give me a $20 gift certificate - it's rare though. Anybody find any "nice" or creative ways of declining these "opportunities"?

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                              Distind
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                              I've found telling stories that include the phrase 'and then it went up in flames' works pretty well at discouraging requests. Short the few friends who know I'm pulling people's leg when I do it, I don't get asked for help from much of anyone anymore. Also works wonders at work. So long as you're not help desk staff.

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                              • L Lost User

                                Many of us are unfortunately called upon by friends and family for computer advice and/or maintenance. I've spent many, many hours diagnosing and rebuilding my friends and families computers. Most of the time its totally free. If I'm lucky they'll buy me a six pack or give me a $20 gift certificate - it's rare though. Anybody find any "nice" or creative ways of declining these "opportunities"?

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                                CPallini
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                                Mike Mullikin wrote:

                                Anybody find any "nice" or creative ways of declining these "opportunities"?

                                I usually say: "call Mike!"

                                Veni, vidi, vici.

                                In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                                  Many of us are unfortunately called upon by friends and family for computer advice and/or maintenance. I've spent many, many hours diagnosing and rebuilding my friends and families computers. Most of the time its totally free. If I'm lucky they'll buy me a six pack or give me a $20 gift certificate - it's rare though. Anybody find any "nice" or creative ways of declining these "opportunities"?

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                                  Nueman
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                                  My niece told my wife that Uncle Nueman is like Chandler on Friends. We really don't know what he does. It is a perception I foster. So aside from my parents, who I never turn down, I don't get asked for help that much. However, lately it is my wife that "volunteers" me. She dragged me to her friend's house one Sunday afternoon a couple of weeks back to set up her wireless router. Only took me a half an hour. Yesterday my wife tells me to open this package. Inside was a gift basket of treats from her friend. Nice to know some people appreciate you. :cool:

                                  What me worry?

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