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    Nagy Vilmos
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    He called me in for a beer. One Elephanting pint!!!! I that's just unambiguous.


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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    • N Nagy Vilmos

      He called me in for a beer. One Elephanting pint!!!! I that's just unambiguous.


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      leppie
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      Nagy Vilmos wrote:

      unambiguous

      unambiguous is a very hard word to say when you are drunk

      IronScheme
      ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x)))

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        Nagy Vilmos wrote:

        unambiguous

        unambiguous is a very hard word to say when you are drunk

        IronScheme
        ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x)))

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        Keith Barrow
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        So is typing "it is" or "it's" or forming a full sentence:)

        Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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          Nagy Vilmos wrote:

          unambiguous

          unambiguous is a very hard word to say when you are drunk

          IronScheme
          ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x)))

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          Big Daddy Farang
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          Voice of experience?

          BDF I often make very large prints from unexposed film, and every one of them turns out to be a picture of myself as I once dreamed I would be. -- BillWoodruff

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            Nagy Vilmos wrote:

            unambiguous

            unambiguous is a very hard word to say when you are drunk

            IronScheme
            ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x)))

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            Xiangyang Liu
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            leppie wrote:

            unambiguous is a very hard word to say when you are drunk

            How can he be drunk? I thought he was upset because he did not get the One Elephanting pint. :)

            My Younger Son & His "PET"

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            • L leppie

              Nagy Vilmos wrote:

              unambiguous

              unambiguous is a very hard word to say when you are drunk

              IronScheme
              ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x)))

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              Nagy Vilmos
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              How very dare you! I ay have had a gin or six since getting to Luton Elephanting Sunshine Airport


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                leppie wrote:

                unambiguous is a very hard word to say when you are drunk

                How can he be drunk? I thought he was upset because he did not get the One Elephanting pint. :)

                My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                OriginalGriff
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                One Elephanting pint...of Gin.

                Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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                  leppie wrote:

                  unambiguous is a very hard word to say when you are drunk

                  How can he be drunk? I thought he was upset because he did not get the One Elephanting pint. :)

                  My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                  Nagy Vilmos
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                  Got one and had to pay for the rest.


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                    He called me in for a beer. One Elephanting pint!!!! I that's just unambiguous.


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    Lost User
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                    Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                    One Elephanting pint!!!!

                    He was trying to look after you.

                    Peter Wasser Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Frank Zappa

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                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                      He called me in for a beer. One Elephanting pint!!!! I that's just unambiguous.


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      Lost User
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                      New version of this: T-Shirt Dave lied, Nagy cried! Dave lied, Nagy cried! Dave lied, Nagy cried! Dave lied, Nagy cried! Dave lied, Nagy cried!

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                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                        He called me in for a beer. One Elephanting pint!!!! I that's just unambiguous.


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                        Henry Minute
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                        He was trying to make you look stupid[^]!

                        Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                          He called me in for a beer. One Elephanting pint!!!! I that's just unambiguous.


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                          Lost User
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                          Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                          Dave lied!

                          And this is strange and/or unusual how?

                          Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Please stand in front of my pistol, smile and wait for the flash - JSOP 2012

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