For the ryanbs of this world
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Some more of his good work[^].
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Some more of his good work[^].
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
If I had a penny for each time this happened to me, I'd have an elephant load of pennies, enough to buy an actual elephant. The wife has lots of arts'n'media'n'social-sciences mates (she being one of them), and they have regular meals where they swap vacuous views like this. I hate it when they come round to eat. One has a "nut allergy" on "lactose intolerant" and one "wheat intolerant" and another is vegetarian. They get tabouleh. Every time. I have an aunt with real nut allergy (hospital if she touches one), and have an ex-girlfriend whose mother really was wheat intolerant (very ill for days if she ate gluten). This bunch of jokers don't know what they are on about, for some reason they have confused bloat with being delicate. I keep trying to server steak tatare, in the hope that they won't come back, but the missus keeps threatening to smite my ruin across the land if I do.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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Brilliant: very funny guy.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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The plane left me. I suppose there is a point somewhere.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
So you don't get it?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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So you don't get it?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Please explain.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
Seriously? You don't get what he is doing? Are you utterly bereft of an irony detector?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Seriously? You don't get what he is doing? Are you utterly bereft of an irony detector?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Always a sweetheart with the words, aren't you. The video was of some crazy lunatic talking about evolution. So?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
ryanb31 wrote:
Always a sweetheart with the words, aren't you.
If by that you mean to compliment my erudite and witty banter then thank you. :-)
ryanb31 wrote:
The video was of some crazy lunatic talking about evolution.
Ah, perhaps you were watching a different video. The video I watched had him singing about jesus and fags. BTW, he's a com-ed-ian. I know you have no idea what that is but, generally, they are quite funny especially when poking fun at bigots.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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ryanb31 wrote:
Always a sweetheart with the words, aren't you.
If by that you mean to compliment my erudite and witty banter then thank you. :-)
ryanb31 wrote:
The video was of some crazy lunatic talking about evolution.
Ah, perhaps you were watching a different video. The video I watched had him singing about jesus and fags. BTW, he's a com-ed-ian. I know you have no idea what that is but, generally, they are quite funny especially when poking fun at bigots.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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compliment
I have looked but have never been able to find any reason to compliment you. Sorry.
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I know you have no idea what that is but
I have seen your sense(less) humor. Still can't see how it has anything to do with me but I am flattered you are thinking of me.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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ryanb31 wrote:
Always a sweetheart with the words, aren't you.
If by that you mean to compliment my erudite and witty banter then thank you. :-)
ryanb31 wrote:
The video was of some crazy lunatic talking about evolution.
Ah, perhaps you were watching a different video. The video I watched had him singing about jesus and fags. BTW, he's a com-ed-ian. I know you have no idea what that is but, generally, they are quite funny especially when poking fun at bigots.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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compliment
I have looked but have never been able to find any reason to compliment you. Sorry.
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I know you have no idea what that is but
I have seen your sense(less) humor. Still can't see how it has anything to do with me but I am flattered you are thinking of me.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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You again? And my fan club starts to come out.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Looks like you and your sock puppets are having some fun.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
ryanb31 wrote:
Looks like you and your sock puppets are having some fun.
A) only at your expense. or B) Trying to understand you but you are all over the place so hard to pin you down. Clearly you've had a sense of humor bypass as you appear to take everything way too seriously. Still, each to their own.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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ryanb31 wrote:
Looks like you and your sock puppets are having some fun.
A) only at your expense. or B) Trying to understand you but you are all over the place so hard to pin you down. Clearly you've had a sense of humor bypass as you appear to take everything way too seriously. Still, each to their own.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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A.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
as you wish.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Ah, another hate filled atheist preaching his religion. But he's not really extolling the virtues of atheism, he's just preaching hate and contempt for anything not atheism. But, he does have a point in the hypocrisy of those who say they "Love Jesus", but "Hate homosexuals". However, most of those people would say "I hate the sin, but love the sinner." Much like Hilary Rosen displays her hatred of Ann Romney and other stay-at-home moms, but then says she "admires" Mrs. Romney. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun -
Ah, another hate filled atheist preaching his religion. But he's not really extolling the virtues of atheism, he's just preaching hate and contempt for anything not atheism. But, he does have a point in the hypocrisy of those who say they "Love Jesus", but "Hate homosexuals". However, most of those people would say "I hate the sin, but love the sinner." Much like Hilary Rosen displays her hatred of Ann Romney and other stay-at-home moms, but then says she "admires" Mrs. Romney. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braunahmed zahmed wrote:
Ah, another hate filled atheist preaching his religion
He's a COMEDIAN. He gets paid large sums of money for being funny (which I think he is). This was funny.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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ahmed zahmed wrote:
Ah, another hate filled atheist preaching his religion
He's a COMEDIAN. He gets paid large sums of money for being funny (which I think he is). This was funny.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
Yes, I'm aware that he's a comedian. But I didn't think it was funny, just stupid. Making fun at the expense of other people is never funny, just stupid. I understand you think it's funny and that's ok. But please remember, not every joke is funny to all people. He's also an avowed atheist. Which is ok, BTW, people can believe what they want as far as I am concerned. Just allow others the same privilege and respect.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun