Driving down a dark country lane ...
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A catholic priest is driving down a dark country lane, when all of a sudden he hits a frog, the priest gets out of the car to check the frog is okay. Amazingly the frog is still alive. The priest does what any good priest would do and takes the frog home to nurse it better. After several bowls of fly soup and some rest the frog seems to be picking up. The priest tucks the frog into bed and the frog says 'read me a story' as the frog starts to fall asleep the priest tip toes out of the room, the frog wakes and says 'I cant get to sleep without a goodnight kiss', so the priest leans over and kisses the frog, as his lips touch, the frog suddenly turns into an 11 year old boy - and that m'lord is the case for the defence.
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
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A catholic priest is driving down a dark country lane, when all of a sudden he hits a frog, the priest gets out of the car to check the frog is okay. Amazingly the frog is still alive. The priest does what any good priest would do and takes the frog home to nurse it better. After several bowls of fly soup and some rest the frog seems to be picking up. The priest tucks the frog into bed and the frog says 'read me a story' as the frog starts to fall asleep the priest tip toes out of the room, the frog wakes and says 'I cant get to sleep without a goodnight kiss', so the priest leans over and kisses the frog, as his lips touch, the frog suddenly turns into an 11 year old boy - and that m'lord is the case for the defence.
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
You are a bad boy! :-)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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You are a bad boy! :-)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
Four priests board a train for a long journey to a church council conference. Shortly into the trip, one priest says "Well, we've all worked together for many years, but don't really know one another. I suggest we tell each other one of our sins." They look nervously at each other but nod OK. The first priest says "Since I suggested it, I'll go first. With me it's the drink. Once a year I take off my collar and go out of town to a pub and drink myself blind for a few days. Get it out of my system." They all look each other again nervously, but the next priest slowly starts "Wellll......with me, it's gambling. Periodically, I nick the money out of the poor box and go to the races. Spend it all! I get it out of my system." The third, who is really nervous now reluctantly says "This is very difficult. My sin is worse. I take off my collar and go into the red light district, pick out a lass, and spend a week in the saddle. I REEEEAAALY get it out of my system." They all look at the fourth priest waiting. He doesn't say anything. Then one of the four speaks up "Come now, we've all told our innermost faults. It's your turn." He looks at the others and starts hesitantly "Welllllll..... I'm an inveterate gossip, and I can't wait to get off this train!"
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
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A catholic priest is driving down a dark country lane, when all of a sudden he hits a frog, the priest gets out of the car to check the frog is okay. Amazingly the frog is still alive. The priest does what any good priest would do and takes the frog home to nurse it better. After several bowls of fly soup and some rest the frog seems to be picking up. The priest tucks the frog into bed and the frog says 'read me a story' as the frog starts to fall asleep the priest tip toes out of the room, the frog wakes and says 'I cant get to sleep without a goodnight kiss', so the priest leans over and kisses the frog, as his lips touch, the frog suddenly turns into an 11 year old boy - and that m'lord is the case for the defence.
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Four priests board a train for a long journey to a church council conference. Shortly into the trip, one priest says "Well, we've all worked together for many years, but don't really know one another. I suggest we tell each other one of our sins." They look nervously at each other but nod OK. The first priest says "Since I suggested it, I'll go first. With me it's the drink. Once a year I take off my collar and go out of town to a pub and drink myself blind for a few days. Get it out of my system." They all look each other again nervously, but the next priest slowly starts "Wellll......with me, it's gambling. Periodically, I nick the money out of the poor box and go to the races. Spend it all! I get it out of my system." The third, who is really nervous now reluctantly says "This is very difficult. My sin is worse. I take off my collar and go into the red light district, pick out a lass, and spend a week in the saddle. I REEEEAAALY get it out of my system." They all look at the fourth priest waiting. He doesn't say anything. Then one of the four speaks up "Come now, we've all told our innermost faults. It's your turn." He looks at the others and starts hesitantly "Welllllll..... I'm an inveterate gossip, and I can't wait to get off this train!"
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
Thanks for the laugh!
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A catholic priest is driving down a dark country lane, when all of a sudden he hits a frog, the priest gets out of the car to check the frog is okay. Amazingly the frog is still alive. The priest does what any good priest would do and takes the frog home to nurse it better. After several bowls of fly soup and some rest the frog seems to be picking up. The priest tucks the frog into bed and the frog says 'read me a story' as the frog starts to fall asleep the priest tip toes out of the room, the frog wakes and says 'I cant get to sleep without a goodnight kiss', so the priest leans over and kisses the frog, as his lips touch, the frog suddenly turns into an 11 year old boy - and that m'lord is the case for the defence.
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
From Jeff Dunham: Achmed the dead terrorist[^]
Achmed: I'm kidding, I would not kill the Jews... No! I would toss a penny between them and watch them fight to the death! ahahahhahaha! Yes-yes! I did the same thing with 2 Catholic Priests then I tossed in a small boy!
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From Jeff Dunham: Achmed the dead terrorist[^]
Achmed: I'm kidding, I would not kill the Jews... No! I would toss a penny between them and watch them fight to the death! ahahahhahaha! Yes-yes! I did the same thing with 2 Catholic Priests then I tossed in a small boy!
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Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
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