let me hold your. .
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Nothing if it's remotely funny or written in the last fifty years!
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sorrrrryyyyy :rose:
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sorrrrryyyyy :rose:
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JFC, is it post any old tat you can copy from thiswasfunnyadecadeago.com day? :mad:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
This wasn't funny a decade ago ... or two ... or three ... or ever.
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What can i do to make it right, sir??
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Whats wrong if i copy jokes from some site for laugh sir, :((
Prasad Kulkarni (pashad) wrote:
i copy
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Prasad Kulkarni (pashad) wrote:
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Prasad Kulkarni (pashad) wrote:
from some site
Clue 3. We are all capable of using an internet search engine to find jokes. Most of us can even tell the difference between a funny joke and a not-funny one. And most of us are over twelve years of age, so we have heard nearly all the rubbish ones before. If you find a joke that is seriously funny, then share it by all means. But just posting badly told, old jokes that really weren't funny the first time we heard them is not a recipe for success!
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Prasad Kulkarni (pashad) wrote:
i copy
Clue 1.
Prasad Kulkarni (pashad) wrote:
jokes
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Prasad Kulkarni (pashad) wrote:
from some site
Clue 3. We are all capable of using an internet search engine to find jokes. Most of us can even tell the difference between a funny joke and a not-funny one. And most of us are over twelve years of age, so we have heard nearly all the rubbish ones before. If you find a joke that is seriously funny, then share it by all means. But just posting badly told, old jokes that really weren't funny the first time we heard them is not a recipe for success!
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
Next time, it won't happen from me for sure sir :((
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This wasn't funny a decade ago ... or two ... or three ... or ever.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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JFC? Jerusalem Fried Chicken? Java Foundation Classes?
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A woman got on a bus, holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind." "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
Ignore them: the joke might be as old as the hills but it still made me chuckle. :thumbsup:
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Ignore them: the joke might be as old as the hills but it still made me chuckle. :thumbsup:
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
:-O thank you so much sir, :rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose:
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What can i do to make it right, sir??
Deletebutton is disabled now :(you could edit the post and remove the content.
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A woman got on a bus, holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind." "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
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Old but who cares it's still funny. :thumbsup: and stop fucking calling every one sir(they have a name)
I have problems with pronouncing yours…sir. :)
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I have problems with pronouncing yours…sir. :)
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A woman got on a bus, holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind." "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
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Nice :thumbsup:. Don't even bother to respond to anyone who say that the joke is bad or old. And don't keep addressing everyone as 'Sir' (I think that's why your posts are downvoted). :)
Shameel wrote:
Nice :thumbsup:
Thank You. :)
Shameel wrote:
don't keep addressing everyone as 'Sir'
Okay, not anymore :thumbsup:
Shameel wrote:
I think that's why your posts are downvoted
Really??? Is it because of that??
