Ghost Rider
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It's ok, I got the memo about that one. He is actually a fat, old gay man living in San Francisco with a couple of Philippino house boys and a ginger cat called Herman.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Philippino house boys
Are those from Philadelphia? :-D
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Philippino house boys
Are those from Philadelphia? :-D
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It is an F isn't it? Bugger, brain on other duties, must punish brain! [Reaches for gin].
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Looking back, He-Man was a Gay-fest. You had a well built chap who liked to get his pecs out, a moustachioed Man at Arms who would not look out of place in the Village People, a Twink of a Cat and the less said about Fisto the better.
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It was the Chickens:
Sings:
A chicken farmer went out one dark and dreary day, He stopped to sit beside the coup to break along his way, When all at once a rotten egg hit him in the eye, It was a sight he dreaded...Ghost Chickens in the sky. (Chorus) Bawk, bawk bawk bawwwwwkk, Bawk, bawk bawk bawwwwwkk, Ghost Chickens in the sky The farmer had raised chickens since he was twenty-four Been workin' for the Colonel some thirty years or more Raisin' all thise chickens then sending them to fry Now they want revenge... Those chickens in the sky. (Chorus) Their beaks were black and shiny, their eyes a burnin' red, They had no meat or feathers, these chickens all were dead. They picked the farmer up and he died by the claw. They cooked him extra crispy...and ate him with coleslaw. (Chorus - repeat last line)
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I've also got some bad news about Father Christmas!
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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Mephisto
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He-Man was Gay gets 335 million hits on Google, and a whole load of YouTube vids. No doubt at all.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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It is an F isn't it? Bugger, brain on other duties, must punish brain! [Reaches for gin].
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Dalek Dave wrote:
It is an F isn't it?
Yes it is sir, and single P.
Dalek Dave wrote:
Bugger, brain on other duties, must punish brain! [Reaches for gin].
And I hate to be a pedant, so I think I must punish my brain too. [Opens a bottle of beer]
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From ghost riders
No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!
JacquesDP wrote:
From ghost riders
This, given the somewhat warped language here in the lounge, creates a mental image of Ghost Rider on en elephant in the desert under a glaring sun ;)
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
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Hermaine wrote:
huh?... what is that?
Dave's alter ego.
Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx
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It was the Chickens:
Sings:
A chicken farmer went out one dark and dreary day, He stopped to sit beside the coup to break along his way, When all at once a rotten egg hit him in the eye, It was a sight he dreaded...Ghost Chickens in the sky. (Chorus) Bawk, bawk bawk bawwwwwkk, Bawk, bawk bawk bawwwwwkk, Ghost Chickens in the sky The farmer had raised chickens since he was twenty-four Been workin' for the Colonel some thirty years or more Raisin' all thise chickens then sending them to fry Now they want revenge... Those chickens in the sky. (Chorus) Their beaks were black and shiny, their eyes a burnin' red, They had no meat or feathers, these chickens all were dead. They picked the farmer up and he died by the claw. They cooked him extra crispy...and ate him with coleslaw. (Chorus - repeat last line)
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
He stopped to sit beside the coup
The chickens are revolting!
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It is an F isn't it? Bugger, brain on other duties, must punish brain! [Reaches for gin].
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
lwet me help with your pronlems. #glug glug glug# Thatsh ich all shorted.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Hermaine wrote:
where did the power of ghost rider came from?
Simple: Because of his huge tax debt, Nicolas Cage sold his soul to Mitt Romney who secretly moonlights as the dark lord. In turn, Mitt paid his taxes and gave him the powers to light all kinds of things on fire.
Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx
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JacquesDP wrote:
From ghost riders
This, given the somewhat warped language here in the lounge, creates a mental image of Ghost Rider on en elephant in the desert under a glaring sun ;)
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
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Can you imagine the elephant's elephanting expression when he goes all flamo :laugh: :laugh:
No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!
:laugh: I do now ...
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
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I've also got some bad news about Father Christmas!
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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I suppose the next question would be "Where did all the downvotes came from?"
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I suppose the next question would be "Where did all the downvotes came from?"
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As an aside, we've so few female posters in the lounge. Should we not have encouraged her to stay? She's already expressed an interest in hot bikers.
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