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    emartinho
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    My wife is signed up for a bunch of special offer newsletters, and today we received one from a kid's apparel retailer with the subject line: "Big Knob Sale". NOTE: I am NOT representing the company, just sharing a WTF moment! :D http://www.olivekids.com/knobs_pulls.html[^] After wiping my coffee off the computer monitor, I thought I'd share this moment with you all. :) -EM

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      My wife is signed up for a bunch of special offer newsletters, and today we received one from a kid's apparel retailer with the subject line: "Big Knob Sale". NOTE: I am NOT representing the company, just sharing a WTF moment! :D http://www.olivekids.com/knobs_pulls.html[^] After wiping my coffee off the computer monitor, I thought I'd share this moment with you all. :) -EM

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      Steve Mayfield
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      Would have been more interesting if you got a newsletter announcing "Knockers on sale" [^] :laugh:

      Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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        My wife is signed up for a bunch of special offer newsletters, and today we received one from a kid's apparel retailer with the subject line: "Big Knob Sale". NOTE: I am NOT representing the company, just sharing a WTF moment! :D http://www.olivekids.com/knobs_pulls.html[^] After wiping my coffee off the computer monitor, I thought I'd share this moment with you all. :) -EM

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        BRShroyer
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        emartinho wrote:

        I am NOT representing the company

        I, on the other hand, do represent BKC (The Big Knob Company). We decided to have a sale because we have been facing tough economic times and stiff competition. Don't be fooled by those claiming to have knobs as big as ours. You will be disappointed how small they measure up. Our knobs are big enough to fill any order. We take special care when handling our knobs to make sure both the quality and quantity meet your wildest expectations. Remember our motto: "Once you've used one of our knobs, you won't want any other!"

        Brad If you think you can, you will. If you think you can't, you won't. Either way, you're right.

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          emartinho wrote:

          I am NOT representing the company

          I, on the other hand, do represent BKC (The Big Knob Company). We decided to have a sale because we have been facing tough economic times and stiff competition. Don't be fooled by those claiming to have knobs as big as ours. You will be disappointed how small they measure up. Our knobs are big enough to fill any order. We take special care when handling our knobs to make sure both the quality and quantity meet your wildest expectations. Remember our motto: "Once you've used one of our knobs, you won't want any other!"

          Brad If you think you can, you will. If you think you can't, you won't. Either way, you're right.

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          emartinho
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          BRShroyer wrote:

          and stiff competition

          I'm sure you have! :laugh:

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            My wife is signed up for a bunch of special offer newsletters, and today we received one from a kid's apparel retailer with the subject line: "Big Knob Sale". NOTE: I am NOT representing the company, just sharing a WTF moment! :D http://www.olivekids.com/knobs_pulls.html[^] After wiping my coffee off the computer monitor, I thought I'd share this moment with you all. :) -EM

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            Henry Minute
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            I take it she ordered one.

            Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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              I take it she ordered one.

              Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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              emartinho
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              Meanie! ;P I will only reconsider my opinion when you have voted a 5 for this post. :-\ -EM

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                Meanie! ;P I will only reconsider my opinion when you have voted a 5 for this post. :-\ -EM

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                Henry Minute
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                Oh all right then.

                Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                  emartinho wrote:

                  I am NOT representing the company

                  I, on the other hand, do represent BKC (The Big Knob Company). We decided to have a sale because we have been facing tough economic times and stiff competition. Don't be fooled by those claiming to have knobs as big as ours. You will be disappointed how small they measure up. Our knobs are big enough to fill any order. We take special care when handling our knobs to make sure both the quality and quantity meet your wildest expectations. Remember our motto: "Once you've used one of our knobs, you won't want any other!"

                  Brad If you think you can, you will. If you think you can't, you won't. Either way, you're right.

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                  GenJerDan
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                  How often should be polish our knobs?

                  No dogs or cats are in the classroom. My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.

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