That delicious moment...

[Lost User]

...when you slide the condom on, check yourself out in the mirror. And say to the chemist "I'll take it".

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

[Mike Hankey]

You can try them on to see if they fit?, well I'll be damned! I always thought 1 size fits all so I always bought the big-boy condoms and just put a rubber band around the top to hold it on. I thought that's why they called them rubbers. Learn something every day!

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[loctrice]

.... I thought only single ppl used rubbers?

If it moves, compile it

[wizardzz]

with their spouses they don't, otherwise...

[Lost User]

Pharmacy circa 1959 Furtive Elderly Gentleman (whisper): "A packet of Durex, please." Innocent 15 year old girl* assistant (showing a selection of rubber finger stalls): "Which size, sir?" Middle aged lady assistants (off): :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Exit Elderly Gentleman. * They did exist back then.

Use carrots and sticks to force the little fish into the big tent - Anon

[Lost User]

It's not so much the fit as you want to make sure you get one that looks stylish.

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

[loctrice]

:thumbsup:

If it moves, compile it

[Mike Hankey]

Glow in the dark would be useful.

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[Lost User]

Get a blue and a red then you and a friend can play Star Wars.

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

[thrakazog]

You know they number all the condoms right? No? Guess you're not unrolling yours all the way then. :rolleyes:

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