Happy Birthday to Me!
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Keith Barrow wrote:
That's just Marmite for girls. Girls who have had their taste-buds removed.
...Marmite is what you get the day after I eat vegemite - Michael Martin, 20 Jan 2012[^]
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
Reginald D Hunter:
Marmite tastes like there's a naked man with hairy legs in your kitchen and every now and again, you take a plate with some toast and you walk under his butt and you go, "Okay, Fred! 'Do what you do best!'"
QI, S06E08[^] (YouTube, SFW)
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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3 - 0 Who is winning?
Failure is not an option; it's the default selection.
Hard to say, it is just coming up to half time.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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Happy birthday! Have a wonderful day ahead. :)
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Vegemite? Really? That's just Marmite for girls. Girls who have had their taste-buds removed.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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The big 3 - 0. Now off to a company wide meeting 8:30 AM meeting. You can leave the cake and presents on my desk.
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The big 3 - 0. Now off to a company wide meeting 8:30 AM meeting. You can leave the cake and presents on my desk.
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The big 3 - 0. Now off to a company wide meeting 8:30 AM meeting. You can leave the cake and presents on my desk.
Ye olde wizard!
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The big 3 - 0. Now off to a company wide meeting 8:30 AM meeting. You can leave the cake and presents on my desk.
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Reginald D Hunter:
Marmite tastes like there's a naked man with hairy legs in your kitchen and every now and again, you take a plate with some toast and you walk under his butt and you go, "Okay, Fred! 'Do what you do best!'"
QI, S06E08[^] (YouTube, SFW)
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
OriginalGriff wrote:
QI, S06E08[^] (YouTube, SFW)
Not interested. :laugh:
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Buy yourself something nice. :beer:
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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:beer: :jig: :beer: :baaaa!: :beer: :bob: :beer: :vegemite: :beer:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Hmmm... I've not seen "The Good Stuff" before. Is that coffee or peanut butter?
m.bergman
For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire
In most cases the only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment. -- Marc Maron
I am not a chatbot
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Be generous. Happy Birthday! Have wonderful years ahead! :cool:
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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<crichton impression>May you have many more of them Mr. wizzard sir! Sme..e.. Sme..e...</crichton impression> :beer: :beer: :beer: :java:
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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3 - 0 Who is winning?
Failure is not an option; it's the default selection.
Mark Nischalke wrote:
Who is winning?
Time.
m.bergman
For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire
In most cases the only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment. -- Marc Maron
I am not a chatbot
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Reginald D Hunter:
Marmite tastes like there's a naked man with hairy legs in your kitchen and every now and again, you take a plate with some toast and you walk under his butt and you go, "Okay, Fred! 'Do what you do best!'"
QI, S06E08[^] (YouTube, SFW)
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
OriginalGriff wrote:
Hilarious! :laugh:
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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The big 3 - 0. Now off to a company wide meeting 8:30 AM meeting. You can leave the cake and presents on my desk.
Happy birthday, you young pup. :)
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Hilarious! :laugh:
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
I thought you weren't interested? :laugh:
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Congrats for not dying for 365 consecutive days! (Sorry, we're a bit pessimistic in my house.) Remember that cake brings everyone together. Just ask Jim Gaffigan. Who stole one of my jokes for his Big Baby album. Yes, I am still angry.
Whatever.
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If that thieving bastard only stole your joke, consider yourself lucky. He ran off with my heart! My fiancee's cousin dated his daughter. He didn't know until he met the guy at her house. Could you imagine that?
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He stole my bowling joke (which he learned via Pat Dixon, who I am NO longer friends with...another long story) and slightly changed it. I didn't even know he had a kid, and I knew him LOOONG before he became famous. Very odd.
Whatever.
The whole bit? Christ, that's some of his actual good stuff. I don't find him to be incredible, he has his moments, but he can hardly be re-watched. The weird thing is that so many big comedians don't write ANY of their shit. I know people that have written for touring comedians. Once people get the bookings, the don't want to waste their time writing shit. The movie Funny People has some accurate points I hear (except stars don't make their writers their assistants).
