Its my life
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A Question: (Answer has a great resemblance with my boss situation) Q. Why do bald men have holes in there pockets? A. So they can run their fingers through their hair.
A Joke: (Sometime I cant help myself) A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women." "Yeah? What happened?" asked his friend. The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."
and a cup of hot coffee :java: this is my life :)
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A Question: (Answer has a great resemblance with my boss situation) Q. Why do bald men have holes in there pockets? A. So they can run their fingers through their hair.
A Joke: (Sometime I cant help myself) A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women." "Yeah? What happened?" asked his friend. The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."
and a cup of hot coffee :java: this is my life :)
I tend not to wear my trousers on my head. And my penis is too large to go into the neck of a bottle. But hey, next time I see a man with a tiny penis with trousers on his head, I will think of you! :)
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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I tend not to wear my trousers on my head. And my penis is too large to go into the neck of a bottle. But hey, next time I see a man with a tiny penis with trousers on his head, I will think of you! :)
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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I tend not to wear my trousers on my head. And my penis is too large to go into the neck of a bottle. But hey, next time I see a man with a tiny penis with trousers on his head, I will think of you! :)
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
:laugh: :laugh:
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012) -
I tend not to wear my trousers on my head. And my penis is too large to go into the neck of a bottle. But hey, next time I see a man with a tiny penis with trousers on his head, I will think of you! :)
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
