"It looks like a clown car"
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I forgot my access badge for work and had to come back home to get it, and my wife met me at the end of the driveway. As I pulled up, she was laughing, and I said, "What's so damn funny?" Her answer was, "Really? You need me to actually say it? It looks like a clown car." As she started back toward the house, I heard her say, "Ring-a-ding-ding-ding-ding!", and she laughed even louder.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997It gets better and better by the minute :D
Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)
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I forgot my access badge for work and had to come back home to get it, and my wife met me at the end of the driveway. As I pulled up, she was laughing, and I said, "What's so damn funny?" Her answer was, "Really? You need me to actually say it? It looks like a clown car." As she started back toward the house, I heard her say, "Ring-a-ding-ding-ding-ding!", and she laughed even louder.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997when a bug hits its windshield?
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Ass, gas, or grass - nobody rides for free.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Ass, gas, or grass - nobody rides for free.
*munching over a big bowl of chili*
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I forgot my access badge for work and had to come back home to get it, and my wife met me at the end of the driveway. As I pulled up, she was laughing, and I said, "What's so damn funny?" Her answer was, "Really? You need me to actually say it? It looks like a clown car." As she started back toward the house, I heard her say, "Ring-a-ding-ding-ding-ding!", and she laughed even louder.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997I think I see what is coming. You’re going to sell the Mustang and keep the Fiesta.
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Fix it up - I know it's a loaner, but who would laugh at this[^] ;)
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
What's the turning radius on that? :laugh:
Wout
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I think I see what is coming. You’re going to sell the Mustang and keep the Fiesta.
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Given the size of the car, body mods should cost less, but I'd really hate to give up the custom wheels I bought... :)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
Given the size of the car, body mods should cost less, but I'd really hate to give up the custom wheels I bought... :)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997Keep the Mustang, get a Fiesta as a present for your wife. It should even be easy to wrap! :)
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Keep the Mustang, get a Fiesta as a present for your wife. It should even be easy to wrap! :)
That, and on the plus side, make up for all of her (cruel, but true) jokes.... Of course if you get caught driving it, you would have to give up your "Man Card". Just sayin'.
You've got more chance of peeing on JSOP's porch than you have of understanding why the developer did this. -- Nagy Vilmos
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Given the size of the car, body mods should cost less, but I'd really hate to give up the custom wheels I bought... :)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997I used to have 87 Fiesta ( still have it back in Europe). Very useful as a city car, you can forget where the gas station was in the time between two refuels. But outside the city is where the fun starts. Driving Fiesta on the mountain roads in my country is a thrilling experience, every turn makes you feel closer to the Maker. And if you drive for more than 30 minutes on the highway with 80 (the speed limit) miles per hour and survive, they give you the local version of Medal of Honor.
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I used to have 87 Fiesta ( still have it back in Europe). Very useful as a city car, you can forget where the gas station was in the time between two refuels. But outside the city is where the fun starts. Driving Fiesta on the mountain roads in my country is a thrilling experience, every turn makes you feel closer to the Maker. And if you drive for more than 30 minutes on the highway with 80 (the speed limit) miles per hour and survive, they give you the local version of Medal of Honor.
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