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  • H Henry Minute

    My new mobile is ready for collection. I have to go to the bank tomorrow and it is next door to the phone shop. Do I pick up the mobile today, or wait till tomorrow?

    Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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    DeathByChocolate
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    Not sure. How long will it take to recharge your Molibity Scooter if you use it today? Will you still have enough power to get there again tomorrow? ;)

    "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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    • H Henry Minute

      My new mobile is ready for collection. I have to go to the bank tomorrow and it is next door to the phone shop. Do I pick up the mobile today, or wait till tomorrow?

      Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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      Dalek Dave
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      Can't you just send your house boy?

      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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      • H Henry Minute

        My new mobile is ready for collection. I have to go to the bank tomorrow and it is next door to the phone shop. Do I pick up the mobile today, or wait till tomorrow?

        Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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        Keith Barrow
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        I'm sure JSOP would be thrilled to give you a lift, why not ask him?

        Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
        -Or-
        A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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        • H Henry Minute

          My new mobile is ready for collection. I have to go to the bank tomorrow and it is next door to the phone shop. Do I pick up the mobile today, or wait till tomorrow?

          Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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          Joan M
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          New and mobile... Henry, it is clear that you should be posting this using your new phone... ;)

          [www.tamautomation.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

          https://www.robotecnik.com freelance robots, PLC and CNC programmer.

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          • D DeathByChocolate

            Not sure. How long will it take to recharge your Molibity Scooter if you use it today? Will you still have enough power to get there again tomorrow? ;)

            "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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            Henry Minute
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            DeathByChocolate wrote:

            Not sure. How long will it take to recharge your Molibity Scooter

            Not long at all. I have one of those Hyperfast chargers that you recommended. You remember, the one you use for your vib relaxation massager.

            Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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            • D Dalek Dave

              Can't you just send your house boy?

              --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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              Henry Minute
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              No. He's off on another of his protest marches.

              Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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              • K Keith Barrow

                I'm sure JSOP would be thrilled to give you a lift, why not ask him?

                Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                -Or-
                A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                Henry Minute
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                Fat chance! You wouldn't catch me in a Fiesta. :laugh:

                Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                • H Henry Minute

                  No. He's off on another of his protest marches.

                  Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  You don't beat him enough!

                  --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                  • H Henry Minute

                    DeathByChocolate wrote:

                    Not sure. How long will it take to recharge your Molibity Scooter

                    Not long at all. I have one of those Hyperfast chargers that you recommended. You remember, the one you use for your vib relaxation massager.

                    Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                    NormDroid
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                    I may have to put a claim into Henry Minute Ltd for a new shirt, its now covered in coffee.

                    Software Kinetics Wear a hard hat it's under construction
                    Metro RSS

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                    • H Henry Minute

                      Fat chance! You wouldn't catch me in a Fiesta. :laugh:

                      Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      I thought Fiesta was your magazine of choice.

                      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                      • N NormDroid

                        I may have to put a claim into Henry Minute Ltd for a new shirt, its now covered in coffee.

                        Software Kinetics Wear a hard hat it's under construction
                        Metro RSS

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                        Henry Minute
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                        It's a good look, if you can carry it off. :)

                        Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          I thought Fiesta was your magazine of choice.

                          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                          Henry Minute
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                          Is that still going? I used to love Mayfair. Terrific articles. :-\

                          Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                          • D Doctor Nick

                            That depends. Which day do you have the most time to fidget with the settings to make it usable? Just upgraded myself and nothing is more annoying than the mandatory 4 hour struggle to set it up.

                            ------------------------------------- Do not do what has already been done. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.. but it ROCKS absolutely, too.

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                            Henry Minute
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                            I know what you mean. Same thing with a new computer.

                            Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                              Is that still going? I used to love Mayfair. Terrific articles. :-\

                              Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              I found the motoring section particularly interesting.

                              --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                              • H Henry Minute

                                My new mobile is ready for collection. I have to go to the bank tomorrow and it is next door to the phone shop. Do I pick up the mobile today, or wait till tomorrow?

                                Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                                Roger Wright
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                                Given how temperamental those things can be, don't you think it would be prudent, as well as polite, to call and ask when she'd like to be picked up?

                                Will Rogers never met me.

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                                • H Henry Minute

                                  DeathByChocolate wrote:

                                  Not sure. How long will it take to recharge your Molibity Scooter

                                  Not long at all. I have one of those Hyperfast chargers that you recommended. You remember, the one you use for your vib relaxation massager.

                                  Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                                  DeathByChocolate
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                                  Henry Minute wrote:

                                  the one you use for your vib relaxation massager.

                                  :-O Well sometimes I REALLY need to relax!

                                  "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                    Is that still going? I used to love Mayfair. Terrific articles. :-\

                                    Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                                    DeathByChocolate
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                                    Henry Minute wrote:

                                    Terrific articles

                                    After flicking through that particular magazine I'm surprised you could still read! :rolleyes:

                                    "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      I found the motoring section particularly interesting.

                                      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                                      Henry Minute
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                                      Absolutely! All those hooters and headlights. Not to mention the rugs.

                                      Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                                      • D DeathByChocolate

                                        Henry Minute wrote:

                                        Terrific articles

                                        After flicking through that particular magazine I'm surprised you could still read! :rolleyes:

                                        "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                        Henry Minute
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                                        Problem was more that they slowly became more difficult to flick through.

                                        Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                                        • R Roger Wright

                                          Given how temperamental those things can be, don't you think it would be prudent, as well as polite, to call and ask when she'd like to be picked up?

                                          Will Rogers never met me.

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                                          Henry Minute
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                                          Roger Wright wrote:

                                          when she'd like to be picked up

                                          That's easy. Closing time.

                                          Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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