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  • L Lost User

    Your title let me fear you had died. It would have been uncommon for you to post here then, but who knows. So you ended up in some kind of paradise? :)

    At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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    Nagy Vilmos
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    CDP1802 wrote:

    So you ended up in some kind of paradise?

    While there's money in the bank, life is pretty good here in Hungary. :cool:


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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    • N Nagy Vilmos

      12 I'll go down to town for a few bits and i'll pick the girls up from school at 2. Home for homework and cooking. I think I can live with this.

      _Josh_ wrote:

      Want 14 month old twin boys?

      14 months is hard. Twins are hard. Boys are hard. Stick them together and it's time you ran away. Fast!


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      Lost User
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      Nagy Vilmos wrote:

      14 months is hard.
      Twins are hard.
      Boys are hard.
       
      Stick them together and it's time you ran away. Fast!

      Still, they combined are easier than the 3 year old version who has endless tantrums. I may have to run away when then twins turn three.

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        Nagy Vilmos wrote:

        14 months is hard.
        Twins are hard.
        Boys are hard.
         
        Stick them together and it's time you ran away. Fast!

        Still, they combined are easier than the 3 year old version who has endless tantrums. I may have to run away when then twins turn three.

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        You have my deepest sympathies. My two are mostly well behaved, but we do get the occasional tantrum when one or tother is tired. Up to 5, it is hard having children. After that it's all down hill. :laugh:


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          You have my deepest sympathies. My two are mostly well behaved, but we do get the occasional tantrum when one or tother is tired. Up to 5, it is hard having children. After that it's all down hill. :laugh:


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          Lost User
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          Fortunately their mother takes it all in her stride. I don't know how she does it - the three year old is at pre-school two days a week but other than that she has them all the time. While I was sick it was hell.

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            You have my deepest sympathies. My two are mostly well behaved, but we do get the occasional tantrum when one or tother is tired. Up to 5, it is hard having children. After that it's all down hill. :laugh:


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            Lost User
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            Nagy Vilmos wrote:

            Up to 5, it is hard having children. After that it's all down hill. :laugh:

            I have a 15 year old version of me and a 12 year old female version of me. You're welcome to have them and then talk to me about all down hill after that.

            Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              12 I'll go down to town for a few bits and i'll pick the girls up from school at 2. Home for homework and cooking. I think I can live with this.

              _Josh_ wrote:

              Want 14 month old twin boys?

              14 months is hard. Twins are hard. Boys are hard. Stick them together and it's time you ran away. Fast!


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              OriginalGriff
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              Plus at that age they tend to be damp or sticky and the stamps fall off.

              Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • L Lost User

                Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                Up to 5, it is hard having children. After that it's all down hill. :laugh:

                I have a 15 year old version of me and a 12 year old female version of me. You're welcome to have them and then talk to me about all down hill after that.

                Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                No no Michael. They're yours, you keep 'em.


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  CDP1802 wrote:

                  So you ended up in some kind of paradise?

                  While there's money in the bank, life is pretty good here in Hungary. :cool:


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  Lost User
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                  Thanks for reminding me. I have to call the bank...

                  At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    Plus at that age they tend to be damp or sticky and the stamps fall off.

                    Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                    Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                    If he can afford stamps then he could afford an au pair or two!

                    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                      Well elephant me and call me Vilmos, this not working thing rocks! :-D We just spent four days down on the lake. The water is not quite swimming levels, about 18°C, but the weather has been brilliant, 30°C plus & bright sun, and we did lots of jobs around the house. Without actually throwing anything out, we managed to reduce the 'to sort' piles from filling two garages down to one. Progress! I took the Ickles to school this morning and was back cooking my breakfast by 8am - bacon wrapped sausages. :cool: Today is going to be a fracking laid back day as I slowly ease into doing nothing. How long will it last? [edit] Radio 4 working - check :cool: Coffee machine working over time - check :java:


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      AndrewB UK
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                      Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                      Radio 4 working - check :cool:

                      Radio 4 mentioned twice in almost as many days... My, what a civilised forum! :)

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                      • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                        If he can afford stamps then he could afford an au pair or two!

                        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        It is possible that Australia Post is not as much a rip off as Royal Mail! :laugh:

                        Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          It is possible that Australia Post is not as much a rip off as Royal Mail! :laugh:

                          Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                          Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                          I forgot that they arnt all gougers

                          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            Plus at that age they tend to be damp or sticky and the stamps fall off.

                            Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                            Nagy Vilmos
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                            It's not the stamps falling off that's the problem, it's the toxicity of the drool which prevents keeping them in a post bag.


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                            • N Nagy Vilmos

                              It's not the stamps falling off that's the problem, it's the toxicity of the drool which prevents keeping them in a post bag.


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                              OriginalGriff
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                              The drool is as nothing to the noxious materials flowing in a constant stream from the other end... X|

                              Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                              • L Lost User

                                Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                                How long will it last?

                                Till the kids get home from school? Want 14 month old twin boys? They're a massive PITA lately and too young for school, I'm happy to pay shipping.

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                                Alberto Bar Noy
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                                You and my neighbor as well :laugh:

                                Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

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                                • N Nagy Vilmos

                                  Well elephant me and call me Vilmos, this not working thing rocks! :-D We just spent four days down on the lake. The water is not quite swimming levels, about 18°C, but the weather has been brilliant, 30°C plus & bright sun, and we did lots of jobs around the house. Without actually throwing anything out, we managed to reduce the 'to sort' piles from filling two garages down to one. Progress! I took the Ickles to school this morning and was back cooking my breakfast by 8am - bacon wrapped sausages. :cool: Today is going to be a fracking laid back day as I slowly ease into doing nothing. How long will it last? [edit] Radio 4 working - check :cool: Coffee machine working over time - check :java:


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                  Mike Hankey
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                                  Enjoy it while it does!

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                                  Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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