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  • H HexVijay

    An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone:"Where d Hell Are You ...? Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop Where You Saw TheDiamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have MoneyThat Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... "Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love! Husband: I ‘m in the Pub Just Next To That Shop

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    Johnny J
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    Joke's kinda ok, but what the heck is up with all the capital letters??? X|

    Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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    Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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    Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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    Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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      Joke's kinda ok, but what the heck is up with all the capital letters??? X|

      Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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      Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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      Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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      Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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      HexVijay
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      Capital letters..Where.??:confused:

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        Capital letters..Where.??:confused:

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        Are you shitting me or are you serious? :confused:

        Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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        Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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        Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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        Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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          Are you shitting me or are you serious? :confused:

          Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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          Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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          Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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          Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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          HexVijay
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          I am serious Johny,I cant see any caps..nways U liked the joke.. :)

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            I am serious Johny,I cant see any caps..nways U liked the joke.. :)

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            GTLVijay wrote:

            An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone:"Where d Hell Are You ...?

            You capitalize every single word - That makes it harder to read. What you should do is capitalize the FIRST word in a sentence and write the rest with small letters - unless of course it's a pronoun.

            Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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            Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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            Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
            -----
            Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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              GTLVijay wrote:

              An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone:"Where d Hell Are You ...?

              You capitalize every single word - That makes it harder to read. What you should do is capitalize the FIRST word in a sentence and write the rest with small letters - unless of course it's a pronoun.

              Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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              Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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              Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
              -----
              Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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              HexVijay
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              I think it is problem of copy paste,I have copied this from my mail.. but before posting I have seen Preview but didnt seen caps.. Sorry for ur trouble..next time I wil be cautious before posting..

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                I think it is problem of copy paste,I have copied this from my mail.. but before posting I have seen Preview but didnt seen caps.. Sorry for ur trouble..next time I wil be cautious before posting..

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                NP - Just for the record: I'm NOT the one univoting your posts!

                Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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                Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
                -----
                Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                • H HexVijay

                  An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone:"Where d Hell Are You ...? Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop Where You Saw TheDiamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have MoneyThat Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... "Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love! Husband: I ‘m in the Pub Just Next To That Shop

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                  walterhevedeich
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                  Voted a 5 because the joke was not bad. But as Johnny said, you need to be aware of your capitalization and get rid of the textspeak when posting here because: 1. It ruins the message of your post. 2. Most people here think rational and consider it as childish or unprofessional, and might cause you to be flamed. 3. You might be forced to get a crash-course about professional writing and grammar from DD. You wouldn't want that. :)

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                    Voted a 5 because the joke was not bad. But as Johnny said, you need to be aware of your capitalization and get rid of the textspeak when posting here because: 1. It ruins the message of your post. 2. Most people here think rational and consider it as childish or unprofessional, and might cause you to be flamed. 3. You might be forced to get a crash-course about professional writing and grammar from DD. You wouldn't want that. :)

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                    HexVijay
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                    walterhevedeich wrote:

                    You might be forced to get a crash-course about professional writing and grammar from DD. You wouldn't want that. :)

                    :(( :(( :((

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                    • W walterhevedeich

                      Voted a 5 because the joke was not bad. But as Johnny said, you need to be aware of your capitalization and get rid of the textspeak when posting here because: 1. It ruins the message of your post. 2. Most people here think rational and consider it as childish or unprofessional, and might cause you to be flamed. 3. You might be forced to get a crash-course about professional writing and grammar from DD. You wouldn't want that. :)

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                      Pete OHanlon
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                      walterhevedeich wrote:

                      You might be forced to get a crash-course about professional writing and grammar from DD. You wouldn't want that.

                      Oh, I enjoy seeing it. Especially when DD, in his haste to correct said text, litters his own post with grammatical errors.

                      *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                      "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

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                        walterhevedeich wrote:

                        You might be forced to get a crash-course about professional writing and grammar from DD. You wouldn't want that.

                        Oh, I enjoy seeing it. Especially when DD, in his haste to correct said text, litters his own post with grammatical errors.

                        *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                        "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                        CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                        Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                        Especially when DD, in his haste to correct said text, litters his own post with grammatical errors.

                        I, at least, do not leave a dangling modifier!

                        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                        • H HexVijay

                          An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone:"Where d Hell Are You ...? Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop Where You Saw TheDiamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have MoneyThat Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... "Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love! Husband: I ‘m in the Pub Just Next To That Shop

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                          Prasad_Kulkarni
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                          :thumbsup: :laugh: :laugh:

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                            Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                            Especially when DD, in his haste to correct said text, litters his own post with grammatical errors.

                            I, at least, do not leave a dangling modifier!

                            --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                            Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                            So your dangling modifier has fallen off? :wtf: Do we have to call you Mrs. DD now? ;P :-O

                            "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

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                              Are you shitting me or are you serious? :confused:

                              Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
                              -----
                              Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
                              -----
                              Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
                              -----
                              Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                              Seriously Shitting You By Capitalizing And Pretending Do Not Know What He Had Done... Ooops Now Its Me...

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                              • J Johnny J

                                Joke's kinda ok, but what the heck is up with all the capital letters??? X|

                                Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
                                -----
                                Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
                                -----
                                Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
                                -----
                                Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                                egenis
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                                It's camel casing!

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