Two poor souls and the ghost whispering...
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Two poor guys, one in a wheelchair and one with a huge hunchback meet once a week to drink in a bar until they forget about their fate. At midnight the hunchback guy stands up saying that he has to leave because it is already quite late. He leaves the bar and decides to take the shortcut home that passes by a little forest. When he reaches the forest he suddenly starts to hear a whispering: voice: Hey you... guy: yes? voice: Hey you... guy: Yes, who is this? voice: Hey you... you got a hunchback? guy: Yes, whats up with it? ZAPPP!!! His hunchback magically disappears. The guy is straightening up the first time in 20 years, breathes in deeply and exitingly runs back to the bar to tell his story. The wheelchair guy is astonished and decides to roll there to see for himself. When he approaches the little forest he suddenly starts to hear the whispering voice too... voice: Hey you... guy: Yes? voice: Hey you... guy: Yes, I hear you, who are you? voice: Hey you... you got a hunchback? guy: ...ehhmm... sorry, no, I don't have a hunchback... ZAPPP!!! voice: Here you got one.
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Two poor guys, one in a wheelchair and one with a huge hunchback meet once a week to drink in a bar until they forget about their fate. At midnight the hunchback guy stands up saying that he has to leave because it is already quite late. He leaves the bar and decides to take the shortcut home that passes by a little forest. When he reaches the forest he suddenly starts to hear a whispering: voice: Hey you... guy: yes? voice: Hey you... guy: Yes, who is this? voice: Hey you... you got a hunchback? guy: Yes, whats up with it? ZAPPP!!! His hunchback magically disappears. The guy is straightening up the first time in 20 years, breathes in deeply and exitingly runs back to the bar to tell his story. The wheelchair guy is astonished and decides to roll there to see for himself. When he approaches the little forest he suddenly starts to hear the whispering voice too... voice: Hey you... guy: Yes? voice: Hey you... guy: Yes, I hear you, who are you? voice: Hey you... you got a hunchback? guy: ...ehhmm... sorry, no, I don't have a hunchback... ZAPPP!!! voice: Here you got one.
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This one usually stumbles over its own long gray beard :) At an execution: "Do you have a last wish? A cigarette? A blindfold?" "How about a degree in quantum physics?"
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
You are totally right, I know this one for ages... But it's still one of my favorites though ;)
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You are totally right, I know this one for ages... But it's still one of my favorites though ;)
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At least you have not yet dug up the one with the 'Noplis' :)
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
Unfortunately I do not know about this one :) Could you please be so kind... :)
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Unfortunately I do not know about this one :) Could you please be so kind... :)
"I have just come back from a Safari in Africa. I got three elephants, a few lions and about 20 Noplis!" "Noplis? I never heard about them..." "They are easy to shoot. They are the little black ones that freeze when you aim at them and then make a sound that sounds a little like 'Nooo, pleeeease'"
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
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"I have just come back from a Safari in Africa. I got three elephants, a few lions and about 20 Noplis!" "Noplis? I never heard about them..." "They are easy to shoot. They are the little black ones that freeze when you aim at them and then make a sound that sounds a little like 'Nooo, pleeeease'"
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
Thanks for enlighting me :) I didn't knew this one and it made me laugh :)