Moral Dilema (need help fast)
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I need help making a decision. It's Friday afternoon and I just gulped down a 20oz. Pepsi. I want to let loose with a foghorn belch. PROS It's very satisfying to let loose with a foghorn belch. I'd feel a whole lot better. I might be able to fulfill my lifelong dream of setting off a car alarm with a body noise. CONS I have no screen cleaner. I may end up hurting myself. I don't want my cube mate to have to go home sick. Whatever shall I do?
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I need help making a decision. It's Friday afternoon and I just gulped down a 20oz. Pepsi. I want to let loose with a foghorn belch. PROS It's very satisfying to let loose with a foghorn belch. I'd feel a whole lot better. I might be able to fulfill my lifelong dream of setting off a car alarm with a body noise. CONS I have no screen cleaner. I may end up hurting myself. I don't want my cube mate to have to go home sick. Whatever shall I do?
1. Grab the plastic trash bag from your trash can. 2. Go out to the parking lot 3. Put the bag over your mouth and let loose your foghorn belch into it. 4. Check for car alarms. 5. Seal the bag-o-belch, return to your desk and give it to your cube mate. Tell him it is a bag of "fresh air from outside" and encourage him to enjoy it. 6. Quickly walk away.
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1. Grab the plastic trash bag from your trash can. 2. Go out to the parking lot 3. Put the bag over your mouth and let loose your foghorn belch into it. 4. Check for car alarms. 5. Seal the bag-o-belch, return to your desk and give it to your cube mate. Tell him it is a bag of "fresh air from outside" and encourage him to enjoy it. 6. Quickly walk away.
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I need help making a decision. It's Friday afternoon and I just gulped down a 20oz. Pepsi. I want to let loose with a foghorn belch. PROS It's very satisfying to let loose with a foghorn belch. I'd feel a whole lot better. I might be able to fulfill my lifelong dream of setting off a car alarm with a body noise. CONS I have no screen cleaner. I may end up hurting myself. I don't want my cube mate to have to go home sick. Whatever shall I do?
MehGerbil wrote:
I want to let loose with a foghorn belch.
Better than a foghorn fart.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012) -
1. Grab the plastic trash bag from your trash can. 2. Go out to the parking lot 3. Put the bag over your mouth and let loose your foghorn belch into it. 4. Check for car alarms. 5. Seal the bag-o-belch, return to your desk and give it to your cube mate. Tell him it is a bag of "fresh air from outside" and encourage him to enjoy it. 6. Quickly walk away.
You are sick puppy. :thumbsup:
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012) -
I need help making a decision. It's Friday afternoon and I just gulped down a 20oz. Pepsi. I want to let loose with a foghorn belch. PROS It's very satisfying to let loose with a foghorn belch. I'd feel a whole lot better. I might be able to fulfill my lifelong dream of setting off a car alarm with a body noise. CONS I have no screen cleaner. I may end up hurting myself. I don't want my cube mate to have to go home sick. Whatever shall I do?
MehGerbil wrote:
my lifelong dream of setting off a car alarm with a body noise
Psst... yelling is also a noise your body makes.
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MehGerbil wrote:
my lifelong dream of setting off a car alarm with a body noise
Psst... yelling is also a noise your body makes.
AspDotNetDev wrote:
yelling is also a noise your body makes.
but it is not as fun as belching or farting and not as funny either. Just saying... :)
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012) -
MehGerbil wrote:
my lifelong dream of setting off a car alarm with a body noise
Psst... yelling is also a noise your body makes.
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I need help making a decision. It's Friday afternoon and I just gulped down a 20oz. Pepsi. I want to let loose with a foghorn belch. PROS It's very satisfying to let loose with a foghorn belch. I'd feel a whole lot better. I might be able to fulfill my lifelong dream of setting off a car alarm with a body noise. CONS I have no screen cleaner. I may end up hurting myself. I don't want my cube mate to have to go home sick. Whatever shall I do?
1. Call in your cube mate with a finger to come over like you want to whisper something secret. 2. Bend over closing your pie hole to his ear. 3. Unleash your powers. 4. Tell him with a serious face the you both are now Pepsi brothers. 5. Shake his hand frantically mumbling how you wished to have a Pepsi-brother your entire life. 6. Kiss him.
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I need help making a decision. It's Friday afternoon and I just gulped down a 20oz. Pepsi. I want to let loose with a foghorn belch. PROS It's very satisfying to let loose with a foghorn belch. I'd feel a whole lot better. I might be able to fulfill my lifelong dream of setting off a car alarm with a body noise. CONS I have no screen cleaner. I may end up hurting myself. I don't want my cube mate to have to go home sick. Whatever shall I do?
Fart and blame it on the guy in the next cube.
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