What is a restaurant?
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Nice light friday topic. I would never, not in a million years, call Steers, Nandos, McDonalds, Burger King, KFC etc. a restaurant. Calling them a restaurant is like calling Twiggy a voluptous woman. i.e. Unfair to other beautiful voluptous women... or restaurants.. err, yeah. Steers or McCardboards or KFC is a take away to me, nothing more. A restaurant has proper waiters, not self service. It has proper chairs, not plastic-bolted-to-the-floor-so-the-brothas-kant-steal-em chairs. It has a wine list, not a soda fountain. The doors are hinged and have door knobs on them, not wooosh like Star Trek doors. The waiter asks "What may I get you kind sirs" not "Sorry, me Easturn Euuurroop... Eurooopeaaann, no spreke de Anglais" or "wot you won't brover?" And finally they actually cook your food from fresh, taking 20 minutes at least. Microwaves are only used to give custard a nice thick top, not to re-heat your already banged together burger from a 10 year old deep freeze store.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africalauren wrote: theyre making a movie about me "confessions of a dangerous bitch" (hey! she said it, not me)
I remember one situation when kind of waitress (ok, in fact it's been the nice woman taking my order :~ ) brought me my burger: it'd taken theme some time to get it heated, so I could feel kind of being well served ... just being a little important:cool: ... and I even saved the tip for the waitress I'd pay in a REAL restaurant... soI'd been happy all over the day! But that's unfortunately my best memory of all visits at McDonalds!:(
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So would you consider one of the American chains like Denny's, SIzzler, Bickford's or anything similar a restaurant? They have everything you describe, but their food is not culin-art, and the service isn't top notch. The wait staff usually have attitudes and the prices are cheap like fast food restaurants. I only consider something a restaurant if the food is good. Otherwise, it's either shite or someplace I won't go to. Brigg Thorp Software Engineer Timex Corporation
Brigg Thorp wrote: American chains like Denny's, SIzzler, Bickford's Never heard of those, so cannot comment on them. Brigg Thorp wrote: They have everything you describe, but their food is not culin-art, and the service isn't top notch. The wait staff usually have attitudes and the prices are cheap like fast food restaurants. Yes, I would consider those restaurants. But as you hint they would just be bad restaurants. I think my definition is a restaurant focuses on serving you food sitting down while a take away focuses on getting as fast as possible through a queue of people to get them out the door with a plastic bag of food. A take away may have seating, but it would still focus more on take away, while many restuarants can have take aways, but still focus on sit down meals. LOL, not that we should stressing over this. Rather stress over VB.NET in the Soapbox I say. :rolleyes:
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
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To me a restaurant is a place where you can sit down and buy food - unless it's a tea garden, in which case it is a tea garden not a restaurant :) (wow - I'm really great at explaining things today :rolleyes: ). Perhaps it is a result of my putting myself through college and thinking that £4,50 Mr Wu's all you can eat Chinese was a great feed at the time :-O
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Megan Forbes wrote: wow - I'm really great at explaining things today LOL, loik, you are good at explaining hard things, except some, which you aren't, loik, other people who are, loik, yeah right. Get my drift? Megan Forbes wrote: £4,50 For that I can get a 5 course, 5 star meal at Five Flies complete with a bottle of wine. Five Flies is a DAMNED good restaurant. Highly recommend here in Cape Town.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africalauren wrote: theyre making a movie about me "confessions of a dangerous bitch" (hey! she said it, not me)
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Megan Forbes wrote: wow - I'm really great at explaining things today LOL, loik, you are good at explaining hard things, except some, which you aren't, loik, other people who are, loik, yeah right. Get my drift? Megan Forbes wrote: £4,50 For that I can get a 5 course, 5 star meal at Five Flies complete with a bottle of wine. Five Flies is a DAMNED good restaurant. Highly recommend here in Cape Town.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africalauren wrote: theyre making a movie about me "confessions of a dangerous bitch" (hey! she said it, not me)
Paul Watson wrote: For that I can get a 5 course, 5 star meal at Five Flies complete with a bottle of wine. Five Flies is a DAMNED good restaurant. Highly recommend here in Cape Town :(( The torture - will it ever end!!! Sadly it worked out easier for me to move here, work full time and study evenings than it did to stay in SA and do it on an SA paycheck. Oh well, it was probably a good thing - it delayed Brend and I getting married too early before we were emotionally ready for such a step. :)
A pack of geeks, pale and skinny, feeling a bit pumped and macho after a morning of strenuous mouse clicking and dragging, arriving en masse at the gym. They carefully reset the machines to the lowest settings, offer to spot for each other on the 5 lb dumbells, and rediscover the art of macrame while attempting to jump rope. -Roger Wright on my colleagues and I going to gym each day at lunch
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One important thing - you get a plate and cutlery I can remember Wimpy's (A UK burger chain) still having waiter service and bringing you your burger on a plate -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
benjymous wrote: I can remember Wimpy's (A UK burger chain) still having waiter service and bringing you your burger on a plate You bring back memories. I do not know if they are related but we had those somewhere in my youth. Not sure if LA or Chicago? "I will find a new sig someday."
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So would you consider one of the American chains like Denny's, SIzzler, Bickford's or anything similar a restaurant? They have everything you describe, but their food is not culin-art, and the service isn't top notch. The wait staff usually have attitudes and the prices are cheap like fast food restaurants. I only consider something a restaurant if the food is good. Otherwise, it's either shite or someplace I won't go to. Brigg Thorp Software Engineer Timex Corporation
Brigg Thorp wrote: Denny's, SIzzler No they are not restaurants. Better than McD's but. "I will find a new sig someday."
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Nice light friday topic. I would never, not in a million years, call Steers, Nandos, McDonalds, Burger King, KFC etc. a restaurant. Calling them a restaurant is like calling Twiggy a voluptous woman. i.e. Unfair to other beautiful voluptous women... or restaurants.. err, yeah. Steers or McCardboards or KFC is a take away to me, nothing more. A restaurant has proper waiters, not self service. It has proper chairs, not plastic-bolted-to-the-floor-so-the-brothas-kant-steal-em chairs. It has a wine list, not a soda fountain. The doors are hinged and have door knobs on them, not wooosh like Star Trek doors. The waiter asks "What may I get you kind sirs" not "Sorry, me Easturn Euuurroop... Eurooopeaaann, no spreke de Anglais" or "wot you won't brover?" And finally they actually cook your food from fresh, taking 20 minutes at least. Microwaves are only used to give custard a nice thick top, not to re-heat your already banged together burger from a 10 year old deep freeze store.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africalauren wrote: theyre making a movie about me "confessions of a dangerous bitch" (hey! she said it, not me)
Paul Watson wrote: I would never, not in a million years, call Steers, Nandos, McDonalds, Burger King, KFC etc. a restaurant. Agreed with the ones I know. So your Nandos is a SA McDonalds? "I will find a new sig someday."
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Paul Watson wrote: I would never, not in a million years, call Steers, Nandos, McDonalds, Burger King, KFC etc. a restaurant. Agreed with the ones I know. So your Nandos is a SA McDonalds? "I will find a new sig someday."
Michael A. Barnhart wrote: So your Nandos is a SA McDonalds? In that they are both take away joints, yes. In every other way, no. Steers is more our version of McDonalds, except Steers makes good burgers. Nandos makes Portugese style chicken. Very, very yummy.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africalauren wrote: theyre making a movie about me "confessions of a dangerous bitch" (hey! she said it, not me)
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Michael A. Barnhart wrote: So your Nandos is a SA McDonalds? In that they are both take away joints, yes. In every other way, no. Steers is more our version of McDonalds, except Steers makes good burgers. Nandos makes Portugese style chicken. Very, very yummy.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africalauren wrote: theyre making a movie about me "confessions of a dangerous bitch" (hey! she said it, not me)
Paul Watson wrote: Nandos makes Portugese style chicken. Very, very yummy. That is a new variation for me. What is unique about it? Can I get the ingredents here in the states? (And yes we have chicken!) "I will find a new sig someday."
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Paul Watson wrote: Nandos makes Portugese style chicken. Very, very yummy. That is a new variation for me. What is unique about it? Can I get the ingredents here in the states? (And yes we have chicken!) "I will find a new sig someday."
Michael A. Barnhart wrote: What is unique about it? The peri peri bit. If you do not know what peri peri is then just imagine hot, spicy flavouring. Basically Portugese style chicken is flame grilled chicken marinated in a peri peri sauce. Per peri though is not the same as something like Tobasco or just chillis. It has more flavour and is not meant to just kill taste buds with heat :) Some Portugese recipes, I have no favourites, just see what you can get locally. Another fantastic Portuguese food is Chorizo, a type of sausage cooked over burning alcohol (methanol alcohol, not ethanol.) Absolutely incredible flavour, very recommended. My mom loves Porkandcheese food, so I grew up on it. I am sure there must be some Portugese shops/people around your parts.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africalauren wrote: theyre making a movie about me "confessions of a dangerous bitch" (hey! she said it, not me)
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Nice light friday topic. I would never, not in a million years, call Steers, Nandos, McDonalds, Burger King, KFC etc. a restaurant. Calling them a restaurant is like calling Twiggy a voluptous woman. i.e. Unfair to other beautiful voluptous women... or restaurants.. err, yeah. Steers or McCardboards or KFC is a take away to me, nothing more. A restaurant has proper waiters, not self service. It has proper chairs, not plastic-bolted-to-the-floor-so-the-brothas-kant-steal-em chairs. It has a wine list, not a soda fountain. The doors are hinged and have door knobs on them, not wooosh like Star Trek doors. The waiter asks "What may I get you kind sirs" not "Sorry, me Easturn Euuurroop... Eurooopeaaann, no spreke de Anglais" or "wot you won't brover?" And finally they actually cook your food from fresh, taking 20 minutes at least. Microwaves are only used to give custard a nice thick top, not to re-heat your already banged together burger from a 10 year old deep freeze store.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africalauren wrote: theyre making a movie about me "confessions of a dangerous bitch" (hey! she said it, not me)
Restaurants are rare; the last truly great restaurant I frequented was called the Cliffhanger, being perched at 5000 ft elevation, high above the So. California valleys. The owners were Greeks, Dino and Ianos Nanopoulos, the menu had items from around the world, all prepared to perfection and served by a staff of smartly uniformed waiters. The wine list was extensive and expensive, and the chef was inclined to burst out of the kitchen to beg me to change my order if he had just taken out of the oven a new delicacy that simply must be tasted to be believed. On a clear night we could watch the fireworks in Avalon Harbor, 26 miles off the coast - >100 miles away - and on a really good night, the owner would join our table and stand a round of drinks ($40 - $70/shot; he had expensive tastes). Those were the days... Tournedos of Beef that would melt in your mouth, Calamari so light and fluffy it seemed delicately flavored air, Lobsters so fresh that they crawled to the table, introduced themselves, and committed suicide in a vat of hot garlic butter for your dining pleasure. A far cry from McD's!:-D Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
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Michael A. Barnhart wrote: What is unique about it? The peri peri bit. If you do not know what peri peri is then just imagine hot, spicy flavouring. Basically Portugese style chicken is flame grilled chicken marinated in a peri peri sauce. Per peri though is not the same as something like Tobasco or just chillis. It has more flavour and is not meant to just kill taste buds with heat :) Some Portugese recipes, I have no favourites, just see what you can get locally. Another fantastic Portuguese food is Chorizo, a type of sausage cooked over burning alcohol (methanol alcohol, not ethanol.) Absolutely incredible flavour, very recommended. My mom loves Porkandcheese food, so I grew up on it. I am sure there must be some Portugese shops/people around your parts.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africalauren wrote: theyre making a movie about me "confessions of a dangerous bitch" (hey! she said it, not me)
Thanks, Sounds just the kind of thing I like.:-D Paul Watson wrote: Another fantastic Portuguese food is Chorizo We do have that here. I did not know it was Portuguese. However to often it is just pan fired and is really greasy. X| I like it just grilled over charcoal. Paul Watson wrote: It has more flavour and is not meant to just kill taste buds with heat Agree with that. We actually do have a number of sauces but like to entertain foreigners with special treats:-O "I will find a new sig someday."
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Nice light friday topic. I would never, not in a million years, call Steers, Nandos, McDonalds, Burger King, KFC etc. a restaurant. Calling them a restaurant is like calling Twiggy a voluptous woman. i.e. Unfair to other beautiful voluptous women... or restaurants.. err, yeah. Steers or McCardboards or KFC is a take away to me, nothing more. A restaurant has proper waiters, not self service. It has proper chairs, not plastic-bolted-to-the-floor-so-the-brothas-kant-steal-em chairs. It has a wine list, not a soda fountain. The doors are hinged and have door knobs on them, not wooosh like Star Trek doors. The waiter asks "What may I get you kind sirs" not "Sorry, me Easturn Euuurroop... Eurooopeaaann, no spreke de Anglais" or "wot you won't brover?" And finally they actually cook your food from fresh, taking 20 minutes at least. Microwaves are only used to give custard a nice thick top, not to re-heat your already banged together burger from a 10 year old deep freeze store.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africalauren wrote: theyre making a movie about me "confessions of a dangerous bitch" (hey! she said it, not me)
You have it with Twiggy, don't ye ;) A restaurant is a place where you go to enjoy the atmosphere, not just the food. To get a consensus, we can define "restaurant" as a place whe 73.12% of the population can imagine someone they know goes there to enjoy the atmosphere. (No, you cannot discuss the 73.12) This *can* be McDonalds if you enjoy getting a pimple faced intelligencewise subaveragely gifted young male individual flipped burger. Microwave: that's usually a no-no for a restaurant, but, I'd just like to point out, If you cook weel *before* leaving it 10 days in the freezer, it ain't that bad. And: Extraordinarily posh restaurants tend to employ waiters that ask "What may I get you kind sirs" in an eastern european accent. That's one thing that puzzles me.
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Michael A. Barnhart wrote: So your Nandos is a SA McDonalds? In that they are both take away joints, yes. In every other way, no. Steers is more our version of McDonalds, except Steers makes good burgers. Nandos makes Portugese style chicken. Very, very yummy.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africalauren wrote: theyre making a movie about me "confessions of a dangerous bitch" (hey! she said it, not me)
Paul Watson wrote: Portugese style chicken. Very, very yummy. Ahh the portugese! Not very distinct but a wholesome attitude to food!
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Restaurants are rare; the last truly great restaurant I frequented was called the Cliffhanger, being perched at 5000 ft elevation, high above the So. California valleys. The owners were Greeks, Dino and Ianos Nanopoulos, the menu had items from around the world, all prepared to perfection and served by a staff of smartly uniformed waiters. The wine list was extensive and expensive, and the chef was inclined to burst out of the kitchen to beg me to change my order if he had just taken out of the oven a new delicacy that simply must be tasted to be believed. On a clear night we could watch the fireworks in Avalon Harbor, 26 miles off the coast - >100 miles away - and on a really good night, the owner would join our table and stand a round of drinks ($40 - $70/shot; he had expensive tastes). Those were the days... Tournedos of Beef that would melt in your mouth, Calamari so light and fluffy it seemed delicately flavored air, Lobsters so fresh that they crawled to the table, introduced themselves, and committed suicide in a vat of hot garlic butter for your dining pleasure. A far cry from McD's!:-D Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003Sounds like a wonderful restaurant. It is nice to become a regular and get to know the owners, get that extra special treatment. I can also enjoy a very basic restaurant too. We have a Greek restaurant called Arias Slouvaki here and it is damned simple. Paper on the tables, plastic chairs, white walls, paper menus. But the owners are so happy and friendly and the food is just melifluous. A good lamb slouvaki is just indescribably good.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africalauren wrote: theyre making a movie about me "confessions of a dangerous bitch" (hey! she said it, not me)
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Nice light friday topic. I would never, not in a million years, call Steers, Nandos, McDonalds, Burger King, KFC etc. a restaurant. Calling them a restaurant is like calling Twiggy a voluptous woman. i.e. Unfair to other beautiful voluptous women... or restaurants.. err, yeah. Steers or McCardboards or KFC is a take away to me, nothing more. A restaurant has proper waiters, not self service. It has proper chairs, not plastic-bolted-to-the-floor-so-the-brothas-kant-steal-em chairs. It has a wine list, not a soda fountain. The doors are hinged and have door knobs on them, not wooosh like Star Trek doors. The waiter asks "What may I get you kind sirs" not "Sorry, me Easturn Euuurroop... Eurooopeaaann, no spreke de Anglais" or "wot you won't brover?" And finally they actually cook your food from fresh, taking 20 minutes at least. Microwaves are only used to give custard a nice thick top, not to re-heat your already banged together burger from a 10 year old deep freeze store.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africalauren wrote: theyre making a movie about me "confessions of a dangerous bitch" (hey! she said it, not me)
Paul Watson wrote: And finally they actually cook your food from fresh, taking 20 minutes at least. Microwaves are only used to give custard a nice thick top, not to re-heat your already banged together burger from a 10 year old deep freeze store. Funny that, I was watching a cooking show where they had a gourmet cook that works ina real "restaurant" and he said that the big secret was that all food, no matter what the establishment, is fast food. :-) Cheers, Senkwe ASP.NET can never fail as working with it is like fitting bras to supermodels - it's one pleasure after the next - David Wulff
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Megan Forbes wrote: wow - I'm really great at explaining things today LOL, loik, you are good at explaining hard things, except some, which you aren't, loik, other people who are, loik, yeah right. Get my drift? Megan Forbes wrote: £4,50 For that I can get a 5 course, 5 star meal at Five Flies complete with a bottle of wine. Five Flies is a DAMNED good restaurant. Highly recommend here in Cape Town.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africalauren wrote: theyre making a movie about me "confessions of a dangerous bitch" (hey! she said it, not me)
Paul Watson wrote: For that I can get a 5 course, 5 star meal at Five Flies complete with a bottle of wine. Five Flies is a DAMNED good restaurant. Highly recommend here in Cape Town. £4.50 will get you a sandwich and a cappucino here. :confused: Sometimes I think the UK invented the concept of coroporate greed and exported it to the US. Now we've imported their culture X| we have two doses of it. Sorry if I sound a bit cynical today. Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk
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Sounds like a wonderful restaurant. It is nice to become a regular and get to know the owners, get that extra special treatment. I can also enjoy a very basic restaurant too. We have a Greek restaurant called Arias Slouvaki here and it is damned simple. Paper on the tables, plastic chairs, white walls, paper menus. But the owners are so happy and friendly and the food is just melifluous. A good lamb slouvaki is just indescribably good.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africalauren wrote: theyre making a movie about me "confessions of a dangerous bitch" (hey! she said it, not me)
Sounds great - I'll be right over! The Cliffhanger just hasn't been the same since Dino ate a bullet and his brother split for the Greek Isles owing me money... Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
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Paul Watson wrote: And finally they actually cook your food from fresh, taking 20 minutes at least. Microwaves are only used to give custard a nice thick top, not to re-heat your already banged together burger from a 10 year old deep freeze store. Funny that, I was watching a cooking show where they had a gourmet cook that works ina real "restaurant" and he said that the big secret was that all food, no matter what the establishment, is fast food. :-) Cheers, Senkwe ASP.NET can never fail as working with it is like fitting bras to supermodels - it's one pleasure after the next - David Wulff
Senkwe Chanda wrote: Funny that, I was watching a cooking show where they had a gourmet cook that works ina real "restaurant" and he said that the big secret was that all food, no matter what the establishment, is fast food Obviously a big generalisation. I am sure there are plenty of fancy fly-by-night restaurants which work on superficial levels and serve crap food. But I have been to restaurants where they prepare and cook the food right in front of you, a chef per table. No fast food there.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africalauren wrote: theyre making a movie about me "confessions of a dangerous bitch" (hey! she said it, not me)
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Sounds great - I'll be right over! The Cliffhanger just hasn't been the same since Dino ate a bullet and his brother split for the Greek Isles owing me money... Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003Roger Wright wrote: The Cliffhanger just hasn't been the same since Dino ate a bullet and his brother split for the Greek Isles owing me money... Roger, stop developing, quit your job, go find a remote hut in the woods, take 50 cans of beans and a shotgun (the beans in the can, not the shotgun.) Also take lots and lots of paper. Now write down your life story and publish a bestselling book. Kapishe? Go! :) Your grandkids will have a lot of awesome stories from their grandpa.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africalauren wrote: theyre making a movie about me "confessions of a dangerous bitch" (hey! she said it, not me)