Your park like sunshine (Update)
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youparklikeacunt.com[^] finally used some of my submissions. Does this mean I can call myself a published photographer?
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Yep - but you have to tell us which ones they were first.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Yep - but you have to tell us which ones they were first.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
Robert Peel hospital and the next two. All taken from my excellent FB Album - Cunning Stunt Parking[^]
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Robert Peel hospital and the next two. All taken from my excellent FB Album - Cunning Stunt Parking[^]
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Oi oi oi! What a prick-job, parking ontop the gap between 'parents with prams' spots. We live at the bottom of a long dead-end street. At the end is a small 'bulb' to enable turning around without three point turns or using someone's driveway. Well, the dirty elephants that have moved in at the very bottom had taken to driving straight to the end of the street and stopping - front wheels near(ish) the gutter, back wheels 4 meters back. Well, that totally elephants any chance one has of turning around properly. It's okay, I just parked behind them both the other week and went for a stroll around the sunday market. Judging by the filthy looks I've had since April and the fact that they've now remembered how to park correctly, I think my point was made. Heh heh heh. Elephant you sunshines! :laugh: :laugh:
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Oi oi oi! What a prick-job, parking ontop the gap between 'parents with prams' spots. We live at the bottom of a long dead-end street. At the end is a small 'bulb' to enable turning around without three point turns or using someone's driveway. Well, the dirty elephants that have moved in at the very bottom had taken to driving straight to the end of the street and stopping - front wheels near(ish) the gutter, back wheels 4 meters back. Well, that totally elephants any chance one has of turning around properly. It's okay, I just parked behind them both the other week and went for a stroll around the sunday market. Judging by the filthy looks I've had since April and the fact that they've now remembered how to park correctly, I think my point was made. Heh heh heh. Elephant you sunshines! :laugh: :laugh:
KUNT! Wrote a nice big reply, full of great anecdotes and stuff I'd done to neighbours who pissed me off to play off what you did to the parking twats. Kunting Internet Explorer, double kunting Ctrl or Alt keys that get in the road and triple kunting CodeProject for not coding to compensate for my inability to hit the keys I want. Now can't be arsed to type it all out again.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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KUNT! Wrote a nice big reply, full of great anecdotes and stuff I'd done to neighbours who pissed me off to play off what you did to the parking twats. Kunting Internet Explorer, double kunting Ctrl or Alt keys that get in the road and triple kunting CodeProject for not coding to compensate for my inability to hit the keys I want. Now can't be arsed to type it all out again.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
I must admit that I'd (really) hoped to see a response to this thread from you here Michael. I just knew it was going to be full of "Dontchou fking dare" kind of brutality. For what it's worth, I read your post 5 mins ago and still can't stop grinning. :-D For that, I'll chuck in a friendly story of neighbourhood relations. Half a life time ago as a kid, I lived in a street that was entirely stagnant, until some new elephanters moved in. We lived 6 houses away and you could just guarantee that the pricks would have sleep-disturbing music playing every fking weekend. This one particular night was the sunday before VCE exams the next day. Well elephant me sideways, the sunshines still had the music blaring at 2am (monday morning) and I just couldn't sleep. Unfortunately for them, I'd just discovered the exciting world of organic peroxides. Acetone Peroxide to be somewhat precise. Elephant this sheet! Elephant you! Calmly I wrapped about a gram of the stuff into a piece of tinfoil, inserted a fuse and placed inside a matchbox. Took a stroll down the street, lit a smoke, poked a hole near the butt for the fuse. Stopped behind a tree across the street to 'tie my shoelaces' while I inserted the fuse into the hole and left the matchbox on the nature-strip. For cover, I walked to the bottom of the street, before turning around and going home. I think I'd been back in bed for about 5 or 6 seconds when BLAM! Louder and sharper than a shotgun. It was about 15 seconds till the music stopped.. :snickers: I think the fun of late-night blaring music was lost for them after that. So much more effective than a gangly teenager confronting a house full of 20/30 somethings at full-noise. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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I must admit that I'd (really) hoped to see a response to this thread from you here Michael. I just knew it was going to be full of "Dontchou fking dare" kind of brutality. For what it's worth, I read your post 5 mins ago and still can't stop grinning. :-D For that, I'll chuck in a friendly story of neighbourhood relations. Half a life time ago as a kid, I lived in a street that was entirely stagnant, until some new elephanters moved in. We lived 6 houses away and you could just guarantee that the pricks would have sleep-disturbing music playing every fking weekend. This one particular night was the sunday before VCE exams the next day. Well elephant me sideways, the sunshines still had the music blaring at 2am (monday morning) and I just couldn't sleep. Unfortunately for them, I'd just discovered the exciting world of organic peroxides. Acetone Peroxide to be somewhat precise. Elephant this sheet! Elephant you! Calmly I wrapped about a gram of the stuff into a piece of tinfoil, inserted a fuse and placed inside a matchbox. Took a stroll down the street, lit a smoke, poked a hole near the butt for the fuse. Stopped behind a tree across the street to 'tie my shoelaces' while I inserted the fuse into the hole and left the matchbox on the nature-strip. For cover, I walked to the bottom of the street, before turning around and going home. I think I'd been back in bed for about 5 or 6 seconds when BLAM! Louder and sharper than a shotgun. It was about 15 seconds till the music stopped.. :snickers: I think the fun of late-night blaring music was lost for them after that. So much more effective than a gangly teenager confronting a house full of 20/30 somethings at full-noise. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
copenhagen can, filled with black powder, wrap a full roll of black electrical tape around it(with a cannon fuse sticking out of course) light and throw. The can is(was 15 years ago at least) all cardboard so no shrapnel. When that thing blows it makes a sound like a fighter jet dropping a bomb in the yard. Rattles windows, sets off car alarms, wakes people for 6 blocks around... and turns off loud music/parties. today of course you would probably be arrested for terrorist activities.
Common sense is not a gift it's a curse. Those of us who have it have to deal with those that don't.... Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
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Robert Peel hospital and the next two. All taken from my excellent FB Album - Cunning Stunt Parking[^]
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
I think I can see your problem. Common to every picture is the same thing - Lichfield. :laugh:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I think I can see your problem. Common to every picture is the same thing - Lichfield. :laugh:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Oi oi oi! What a prick-job, parking ontop the gap between 'parents with prams' spots. We live at the bottom of a long dead-end street. At the end is a small 'bulb' to enable turning around without three point turns or using someone's driveway. Well, the dirty elephants that have moved in at the very bottom had taken to driving straight to the end of the street and stopping - front wheels near(ish) the gutter, back wheels 4 meters back. Well, that totally elephants any chance one has of turning around properly. It's okay, I just parked behind them both the other week and went for a stroll around the sunday market. Judging by the filthy looks I've had since April and the fact that they've now remembered how to park correctly, I think my point was made. Heh heh heh. Elephant you sunshines! :laugh: :laugh:
Years ago a friend was owed so money by a guy who [0] could afford to pay and [2] had a really bad temper. Knowing the money was lost and that confrontation was pointless he looked for a way to get back. One day in the woods near home he found a dead bird. This was taken and thrown in the debtor's swimming pool. the pool was then drained, cleaned and re-filled at no inconsiderate cost. Next came a rabbit - same deal. The finale was a dead rat. On this he put an Action Man diving mask, flippers and scuba tank. :laugh:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Years ago a friend was owed so money by a guy who [0] could afford to pay and [2] had a really bad temper. Knowing the money was lost and that confrontation was pointless he looked for a way to get back. One day in the woods near home he found a dead bird. This was taken and thrown in the debtor's swimming pool. the pool was then drained, cleaned and re-filled at no inconsiderate cost. Next came a rabbit - same deal. The finale was a dead rat. On this he put an Action Man diving mask, flippers and scuba tank. :laugh:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
The finale was a dead rat. On this he put an Action Man diving mask, flippers and scuba tank. :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: Elephanting priceless! Talk about a sense of humour. I'd pay a considerable sum of $$ to see the look on the debtors face the 3rd time.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
The finale was a dead rat. On this he put an Action Man diving mask, flippers and scuba tank. :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: Elephanting priceless! Talk about a sense of humour. I'd pay a considerable sum of $$ to see the look on the debtors face the 3rd time.
All involved wished we could have seen his face; but discretion is thew better part of valor.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
