Can anyone explain where the pleasure is in mowing the lawn?
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I had to do it yesterday, and compared to my old hobbies (as in I don't do them any more) I really can't see the point. All you end up with is a large number of bin bags full of short green cr@p you can't eat, drink, smoke, wear or even put in the composter as it's the "wrong type of material" and temporarily slightly shorter green stuff, whjich will be back to normal by the end of the week. And a trip to the tip in a car that smells of rapidly fermenting vegetables. At least with my ex-hobbies of excessive drinking, excessive consumption of illegal narcotics, and riding excessively large motorcycles at excessive speeds on public roads you got something concrete out it: Considerably poorer, a bad headache and a big grin. How the elephanting heck can people actually enjoy this?:confused:
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I had to do it yesterday, and compared to my old hobbies (as in I don't do them any more) I really can't see the point. All you end up with is a large number of bin bags full of short green cr@p you can't eat, drink, smoke, wear or even put in the composter as it's the "wrong type of material" and temporarily slightly shorter green stuff, whjich will be back to normal by the end of the week. And a trip to the tip in a car that smells of rapidly fermenting vegetables. At least with my ex-hobbies of excessive drinking, excessive consumption of illegal narcotics, and riding excessively large motorcycles at excessive speeds on public roads you got something concrete out it: Considerably poorer, a bad headache and a big grin. How the elephanting heck can people actually enjoy this?:confused:
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
Pour gin on the lawn. It comes up half cut.
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I had to do it yesterday, and compared to my old hobbies (as in I don't do them any more) I really can't see the point. All you end up with is a large number of bin bags full of short green cr@p you can't eat, drink, smoke, wear or even put in the composter as it's the "wrong type of material" and temporarily slightly shorter green stuff, whjich will be back to normal by the end of the week. And a trip to the tip in a car that smells of rapidly fermenting vegetables. At least with my ex-hobbies of excessive drinking, excessive consumption of illegal narcotics, and riding excessively large motorcycles at excessive speeds on public roads you got something concrete out it: Considerably poorer, a bad headache and a big grin. How the elephanting heck can people actually enjoy this?:confused:
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Although the mower is loud, it creates a kind of cone of silence where kids and spouses can't reach you. If you have a cigar while you mow, so much the better. It's a suburban Zen thing. Bagging sucks tho. I'll spot you that.
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I had to do it yesterday, and compared to my old hobbies (as in I don't do them any more) I really can't see the point. All you end up with is a large number of bin bags full of short green cr@p you can't eat, drink, smoke, wear or even put in the composter as it's the "wrong type of material" and temporarily slightly shorter green stuff, whjich will be back to normal by the end of the week. And a trip to the tip in a car that smells of rapidly fermenting vegetables. At least with my ex-hobbies of excessive drinking, excessive consumption of illegal narcotics, and riding excessively large motorcycles at excessive speeds on public roads you got something concrete out it: Considerably poorer, a bad headache and a big grin. How the elephanting heck can people actually enjoy this?:confused:
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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I had to do it yesterday, and compared to my old hobbies (as in I don't do them any more) I really can't see the point. All you end up with is a large number of bin bags full of short green cr@p you can't eat, drink, smoke, wear or even put in the composter as it's the "wrong type of material" and temporarily slightly shorter green stuff, whjich will be back to normal by the end of the week. And a trip to the tip in a car that smells of rapidly fermenting vegetables. At least with my ex-hobbies of excessive drinking, excessive consumption of illegal narcotics, and riding excessively large motorcycles at excessive speeds on public roads you got something concrete out it: Considerably poorer, a bad headache and a big grin. How the elephanting heck can people actually enjoy this?:confused:
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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And, for some people (myself included) you also get a runny nose and sneezing for the rest of the day.
Are you sure that is the grass and not the coke?
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Pour gin on the lawn. It comes up half cut.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
With my luck, it'll come up singing raucously at two in the morning... :-D
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I had to do it yesterday, and compared to my old hobbies (as in I don't do them any more) I really can't see the point. All you end up with is a large number of bin bags full of short green cr@p you can't eat, drink, smoke, wear or even put in the composter as it's the "wrong type of material" and temporarily slightly shorter green stuff, whjich will be back to normal by the end of the week. And a trip to the tip in a car that smells of rapidly fermenting vegetables. At least with my ex-hobbies of excessive drinking, excessive consumption of illegal narcotics, and riding excessively large motorcycles at excessive speeds on public roads you got something concrete out it: Considerably poorer, a bad headache and a big grin. How the elephanting heck can people actually enjoy this?:confused:
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I had to do it yesterday, and compared to my old hobbies (as in I don't do them any more) I really can't see the point. All you end up with is a large number of bin bags full of short green cr@p you can't eat, drink, smoke, wear or even put in the composter as it's the "wrong type of material" and temporarily slightly shorter green stuff, whjich will be back to normal by the end of the week. And a trip to the tip in a car that smells of rapidly fermenting vegetables. At least with my ex-hobbies of excessive drinking, excessive consumption of illegal narcotics, and riding excessively large motorcycles at excessive speeds on public roads you got something concrete out it: Considerably poorer, a bad headache and a big grin. How the elephanting heck can people actually enjoy this?:confused:
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
OriginalGriff wrote:
...I really can't see the point.
In mowing? It's better than the alternative. I actually enjoy it, whether on the mower trimming the yard, or on the tractor taking down thick brush.
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I had to do it yesterday, and compared to my old hobbies (as in I don't do them any more) I really can't see the point. All you end up with is a large number of bin bags full of short green cr@p you can't eat, drink, smoke, wear or even put in the composter as it's the "wrong type of material" and temporarily slightly shorter green stuff, whjich will be back to normal by the end of the week. And a trip to the tip in a car that smells of rapidly fermenting vegetables. At least with my ex-hobbies of excessive drinking, excessive consumption of illegal narcotics, and riding excessively large motorcycles at excessive speeds on public roads you got something concrete out it: Considerably poorer, a bad headache and a big grin. How the elephanting heck can people actually enjoy this?:confused:
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
That's a big reason I don't own or rent a house. Not only is yard work loathsome, people rarely add up the true costs.
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Although the mower is loud, it creates a kind of cone of silence where kids and spouses can't reach you. If you have a cigar while you mow, so much the better. It's a suburban Zen thing. Bagging sucks tho. I'll spot you that.
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That's a big reason I don't own or rent a house. Not only is yard work loathsome, people rarely add up the true costs.
My wife does all the gardening, she likes it, but it is my job to mow the lawn. I figure that is a fair division. On the other hand she keeps the hell out of my kitchen except to make the tea :)
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I had to do it yesterday, and compared to my old hobbies (as in I don't do them any more) I really can't see the point. All you end up with is a large number of bin bags full of short green cr@p you can't eat, drink, smoke, wear or even put in the composter as it's the "wrong type of material" and temporarily slightly shorter green stuff, whjich will be back to normal by the end of the week. And a trip to the tip in a car that smells of rapidly fermenting vegetables. At least with my ex-hobbies of excessive drinking, excessive consumption of illegal narcotics, and riding excessively large motorcycles at excessive speeds on public roads you got something concrete out it: Considerably poorer, a bad headache and a big grin. How the elephanting heck can people actually enjoy this?:confused:
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
You know, I was just thinking the exact same thing yesterday as I was cutting the grass. "The dream of home ownership"?? What Crack smoking moron dreams of spending 4 hours cutting the grass, picking sticks, pulling weeds, and whatever else once or twice a week??
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Dave Kreskowiak -
Are you sure that is the grass and not the coke?
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Although the mower is loud, it creates a kind of cone of silence where kids and spouses can't reach you. If you have a cigar while you mow, so much the better. It's a suburban Zen thing. Bagging sucks tho. I'll spot you that.
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They cancel each other :) I used to do Coke and Speed, you went hyper-gobshite for 20 mins, then just settled down to buzz for the next 6 hours. (I have grown up since the early 90's and don't do drugs any more - So Kids, just say no!)
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I had to do it yesterday, and compared to my old hobbies (as in I don't do them any more) I really can't see the point. All you end up with is a large number of bin bags full of short green cr@p you can't eat, drink, smoke, wear or even put in the composter as it's the "wrong type of material" and temporarily slightly shorter green stuff, whjich will be back to normal by the end of the week. And a trip to the tip in a car that smells of rapidly fermenting vegetables. At least with my ex-hobbies of excessive drinking, excessive consumption of illegal narcotics, and riding excessively large motorcycles at excessive speeds on public roads you got something concrete out it: Considerably poorer, a bad headache and a big grin. How the elephanting heck can people actually enjoy this?:confused:
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Pour gin on the lawn. It comes up half cut.
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You know, I was just thinking the exact same thing yesterday as I was cutting the grass. "The dream of home ownership"?? What Crack smoking moron dreams of spending 4 hours cutting the grass, picking sticks, pulling weeds, and whatever else once or twice a week??
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Dave Kreskowiak -
They cancel each other :) I used to do Coke and Speed, you went hyper-gobshite for 20 mins, then just settled down to buzz for the next 6 hours. (I have grown up since the early 90's and don't do drugs any more - So Kids, just say no!)
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I always hated speed - never did that much "up" for me, and the down was way too far down, and way to long - 24 to 48 hours. I did however enjoy smoking Charlie in a good, Moroccan Black doobie - much, much better for your septum than snorting it. However it has been a good number of years since I touched either. :-D
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