first night together
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On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever". She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"
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On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever". She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"
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A few months ago, someone accused you of being a sexist, because you only posted misogynist jokes, apparently. Today, I am accusing you of being a sexist, because you only post jokes that are misandrist in nature. You can't win! ;P
smaaaart wrote:
You can't win!
Obviously - but I've always found that fighting windmills[^] is more satisfying than it's rumored to be ;)
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smaaaart wrote:
You can't win!
Obviously - but I've always found that fighting windmills[^] is more satisfying than it's rumored to be ;)
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The problem is, while you fight windmills because it's fun, there are others who will see you doing so and think windmills are things that should actually be fought against, because windmills are not windmills, but dragons. Very soon, a trend will have started. Actually, the trend has started[^].
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On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever". She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
Young couple honeymoon. Man takes off his pants and hands em to his new wife and says try these on honey. "She says why these are to big" to which he answers "that's right and don' forget who wears the pants in this family" She takes her panties off and hands em to him to which he replies "these are to small I could never get into these" and she says "that's right and if you don't change your attitude you ain't going to either".
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The problem is, while you fight windmills because it's fun, there are others who will see you doing so and think windmills are things that should actually be fought against, because windmills are not windmills, but dragons. Very soon, a trend will have started. Actually, the trend has started[^].
Windmills can't be faught - dragons on the other hand can, albeit with great difficulty. Here be Dragons: A Death March[^] project of the "Kamikaze" kind can sometimes be turned into a "Mission Impossible" project, and then through an insane effort brought to completion. Windmill: Getting the "Kamikaze" team to figure out how both "Kamikaze" and "Mission Impossible" projects can be avoided.
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Windmills can't be faught - dragons on the other hand can, albeit with great difficulty. Here be Dragons: A Death March[^] project of the "Kamikaze" kind can sometimes be turned into a "Mission Impossible" project, and then through an insane effort brought to completion. Windmill: Getting the "Kamikaze" team to figure out how both "Kamikaze" and "Mission Impossible" projects can be avoided.
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Young couple honeymoon. Man takes off his pants and hands em to his new wife and says try these on honey. "She says why these are to big" to which he answers "that's right and don' forget who wears the pants in this family" She takes her panties off and hands em to him to which he replies "these are to small I could never get into these" and she says "that's right and if you don't change your attitude you ain't going to either".
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