Tarzan...
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Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak. She watched in awe for a while. Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him. As she reclined on the wild grass Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick in the crotch. In pain she screamed "What the hell did you do that for?" Tarzan replied, "Always check for squirrels."
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak. She watched in awe for a while. Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him. As she reclined on the wild grass Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick in the crotch. In pain she screamed "What the hell did you do that for?" Tarzan replied, "Always check for squirrels."
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
I am now cleaning coffee off the desk and keyboard. :thumbsup:
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012) -
I am now cleaning coffee off the desk and keyboard. :thumbsup:
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)I wonder why your post was down-voted? People are peculiar. Have a 5.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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I wonder why your post was down-voted? People are peculiar. Have a 5.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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He caught a stalker earlier today. There is a load of Slacker grey in here and The Lounge.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
I thought Chris had come up with a master plan to deal with this. I know he's away but he's not the only one at CP who can do anything? I've stopped emailing about it as I'm just being ignored - shame that they're letting the lunatics run the asylum. :-)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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I thought Chris had come up with a master plan to deal with this. I know he's away but he's not the only one at CP who can do anything? I've stopped emailing about it as I'm just being ignored - shame that they're letting the lunatics run the asylum. :-)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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It's a high rep stalker too. I just cannot fathom the mind that tries to punish or hurt someone in such an ineffectual and pointless, meaningless way.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Very childish and needs to be stamped out somehow.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Very childish and needs to be stamped out somehow.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
Easy. Vote 1 more than 3 times in an hour and your account gets disabled, with an email containing a link to reactivate it. Get 2 of those deactivations in a day and you're gone for the rest of the day. Etc.
No dogs or cats are in the classroom. My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.
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He caught a stalker earlier today. There is a load of Slacker grey in here and The Lounge.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Apparently I caught the same stalker...
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun -
Easy. Vote 1 more than 3 times in an hour and your account gets disabled, with an email containing a link to reactivate it. Get 2 of those deactivations in a day and you're gone for the rest of the day. Etc.
No dogs or cats are in the classroom. My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.
what if your downvotes are legitimate?
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun -
what if your downvotes are legitimate?
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von BraunYou find that many per hour in need of downvoting? Actually, I hardly ever do ( or hardly ever come across one that hasn't already been voted into oblivion). I don't worry about votes. Any vote above 0 is positive, right? :D (Just need to get rid of the automatic message removal feature. Save it for the removal button.)
No dogs or cats are in the classroom. My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.
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You find that many per hour in need of downvoting? Actually, I hardly ever do ( or hardly ever come across one that hasn't already been voted into oblivion). I don't worry about votes. Any vote above 0 is positive, right? :D (Just need to get rid of the automatic message removal feature. Save it for the removal button.)
No dogs or cats are in the classroom. My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.
Yes, sometimes, rarely actually. Usually when someone gets into name calling and flame attacks I go back and downvote all of their posts in that thread.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun -
Apparently I caught the same stalker...
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von BraunI noticed the two of you playing your silly game on the below thread had been unibombed but figured that may be legitimate, but then following either of you around the forums handing out extra punishment is just silly.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.