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  • L Lost User

    Although it is an effective way to close down a guinea pig farm[^]

    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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    cptKoala
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    hush... your link might upset the hamsters :omg:

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    • L Lost User

      Although it is an effective way to close down a guinea pig farm[^]

      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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      Henry Minute
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      I remember that one.

      Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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      • H Henry Minute

        I remember that one.

        Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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        Lost User
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        For a couple of months in the summer of 2000 I drove by the entrance to the place to and from work each day. Always a small presence of hippies and assorted banners. They didn't start nicking grannies until a few years later. Edit - updated year to the same format the rest of you seem to be using to avoid further complaints :rolleyes:

        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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        • L Lost User

          Although it is an effective way to close down a guinea pig farm[^]

          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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          lewax00
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          Who thinks "I need to close this business down, which I will accomplish by stealing someone's dead mother-in-law"? :omg:

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          • L Lost User

            For a couple of months in the summer of 2000 I drove by the entrance to the place to and from work each day. Always a small presence of hippies and assorted banners. They didn't start nicking grannies until a few years later. Edit - updated year to the same format the rest of you seem to be using to avoid further complaints :rolleyes:

            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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            Corporal Agarn
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            ChrisElston wrote:

            summer of 200

            I am old but wow!

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            • L lewax00

              Who thinks "I need to close this business down, which I will accomplish by stealing someone's dead mother-in-law"? :omg:

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              Henry Minute
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              lewax00 wrote:

              Who thinks "I need to close this business down, which I will accomplish by stealing someone's dead mother-in-law"? :OMG:

              Zombies Inc. It's an archetypical example of industrial necrionage.

              Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                ChrisElston wrote:

                summer of 200

                I am old but wow!

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                Lost User
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                Oh, we're using that method of declaring the year are we.

                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                • H Henry Minute

                  lewax00 wrote:

                  Who thinks "I need to close this business down, which I will accomplish by stealing someone's dead mother-in-law"? :OMG:

                  Zombies Inc. It's an archetypical example of industrial necrionage.

                  Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                  BillWoodruff
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                  Henry, in this thread you have outdone even yourself in both autopsy-table morbidity, as well as neologoismatic creativity: "industrial necrionage:" is brilliant ! I could write a story around that phrase, but then I'd have to credit you for its inspiration, and then you might get a cult-following, and then ... well look what happens ... when that happens: it's like one of those flesh-eating viruses, so I heard before my ears were eaten away. best, Bill

                  "Humans are amphibians ... half spirit and half animal ... as spirits they belong to the eternal world, but as animals they inhabit time. This means that while their spirit can be directed to an eternal object, their bodies, passions, and imaginations are in continual change, for to be in time, means to change. Their nearest approach to constancy, therefore, is undulation: the repeated return to a level from which they repeatedly fall back, a series of troughs and peaks.” C.S. Lewis

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                  • J JacquesDP

                    Karl Sanford wrote:

                    "Let's eat Grandma".

                    You're bordering the KSS rule ;P

                    No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

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                    W Balboos GHB
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                    JacquesDP wrote:

                    You're bordering the KSS rule ;-P

                    His mind going in the direction of feasting on his fore-bearers was messed up enough. Your mind, however, boldly goes where no-one should want to go. And, when you post KSS - causes me to wonder where your thoughts takes that acronym.

                    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                    "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

                    "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                      JacquesDP wrote:

                      You're bordering the KSS rule ;-P

                      His mind going in the direction of feasting on his fore-bearers was messed up enough. Your mind, however, boldly goes where no-one should want to go. And, when you post KSS - causes me to wonder where your thoughts takes that acronym.

                      "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                      "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

                      "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                      JacquesDP
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                      It reminds me of this one joke..... wait, that might just get me kicked of here for live :laugh: :laugh:

                      No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

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                      • K Karl Sanford

                        I've been seeing a lot of news articles pop up on my feeds like the following: Doctor Who Helped Find Bin Laden Given Jail Term, Official Says[^] Upon first seeing the headline, I first thought, "Doctor Who is real? And he helped the CIA take down Bin Laden?! AND now he's in jail?!!" Then I realized the headline should read, "Doctor, Who Helped Find Bin Laden, Given Jail Term, Official Says" :doh: It's like the difference between "Let's eat, Grandma" and "Let's eat Grandma".

                        Be The Noise

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                        englebart
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                        Your subject line had me convinced that the TARDIS was somehow involved. I wonder if there was a size restriction for a printed headline that forced them to shorten "that" to "who". Doctor that helped CIA...

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