Nostalgia...

[Chris Maunder]

...is finding an old, old, OLD site you used nack when galaxies were still forming. I present: HVMenus[^]

cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

[AspDotNetDev]

You'll be getting my medical bill. I can't stop seizing.

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

[ZurdoDev]

My eyes hurt. That was just cruel.

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

[R Giskard Reventlov]

That is one elephanting ugly site.

"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

[Keith Barrow]

Dear god, I ran that through a screen reader and it was still loud. Thank heavens your newer sites have better colour schemes!

Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
-Or-
A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

[Paul Conrad]

Ack!!!!

"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

[Brisingr Aerowing]

My eyes! They burn! (You need sunglasses to look at that site!)

public class SysAdmin : Employee
{

 public override void DoWork(IWorkItem workItem)
 {
      if (workItem.User.Type == UserType.NoLearn){
         throw new NoIWillNotFixYourComputerException(new Luser(workItem.User));
      }else{
           base.DoWork(workItem);
      }
 }

}

[killabyte]

I'm luvin the "<_table_>" design takes me back to the good ol days, fuel was 87cents a litre, i could see my toes when i looked down, i had hair... ahhh the good ol days

[Slacker007]

I triple dog dare you to make CP look like that site for a day. ;)

"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

[Chris Maunder]

You don't want to do that. I'm a loose canon.

cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP