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    Dalek Dave
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    But still gotta work. I am leaving early today, I have just rung up and booked a Tee Time for 5.30 I should be able to get a full 18 in before it gets too dark. My sticks are sitting in my office, mocking me for working, and I am clock watching until about 4.40pm!

    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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      But still gotta work. I am leaving early today, I have just rung up and booked a Tee Time for 5.30 I should be able to get a full 18 in before it gets too dark. My sticks are sitting in my office, mocking me for working, and I am clock watching until about 4.40pm!

      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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      CPallini
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      You shouldn't post about your new intern in a public forum.

      Veni, vidi, vici.

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        But still gotta work. I am leaving early today, I have just rung up and booked a Tee Time for 5.30 I should be able to get a full 18 in before it gets too dark. My sticks are sitting in my office, mocking me for working, and I am clock watching until about 4.40pm!

        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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        Lost User
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        Are you too hot to work or is the air too hot to work? Do you plan to give up accounting and becoming a supermodel? :)

        At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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          Are you too hot to work or is the air too hot to work? Do you plan to give up accounting and becoming a supermodel? :)

          At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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          Dalek Dave
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          Alas I am doomed to remain forever a bean counter. I am a handsome brute, but I lack the ability to walk in the camp effeminate manner required to sell poncy clothes.

          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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            But still gotta work. I am leaving early today, I have just rung up and booked a Tee Time for 5.30 I should be able to get a full 18 in before it gets too dark. My sticks are sitting in my office, mocking me for working, and I am clock watching until about 4.40pm!

            --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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            Slacker007
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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            But still gotta work.

            Sucks, don't it? :)

            "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
            "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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              Dalek Dave wrote:

              But still gotta work.

              Sucks, don't it? :)

              "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
              "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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              Dalek Dave
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              My main job this afternoon is to sign about 300 cheques and bring the deposit accounts up to date. Nothing hard, but I would rather be out of the office.

              --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                Alas I am doomed to remain forever a bean counter. I am a handsome brute, but I lack the ability to walk in the camp effeminate manner required to sell poncy clothes.

                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                With just the right amount of alcohol you would float in front of the audience :)

                At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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                  With just the right amount of alcohol you would float in front of the audience :)

                  At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  It is getting that exact amount that is so hard, too much or too little spoils the effect.

                  --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                    My main job this afternoon is to sign about 300 cheques and bring the deposit accounts up to date. Nothing hard, but I would rather be out of the office.

                    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                    Slacker007
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                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                    and bring the deposit accounts up to date.

                    Don't forget to add a couple of zeros to that total. :) Have a good weekend.

                    "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                    "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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                      But still gotta work. I am leaving early today, I have just rung up and booked a Tee Time for 5.30 I should be able to get a full 18 in before it gets too dark. My sticks are sitting in my office, mocking me for working, and I am clock watching until about 4.40pm!

                      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                      Rich Edwards
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                      Dave, what's your handicap?

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