I just noticed something...
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I was looking for 'bad' jokes and found approximately 9 out of 10 are word jokes. And they're actually not that bad either :D Some good bad ones: Two cows are in a field and the farmer puts a bull in with them. First cow turns to the second cow and worridly asks, "Do you think he'll charge?". To which the second cow replies "Oooh I hope not . . . I haven't got my purse with me." Why did the horse win the Nobel Prize? Because he was out standing in his field. Two blondes walk into a building........ .. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it! I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. "Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home". "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual." I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high." A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, the vet says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What?! Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy". Have a good weekend all! :laugh:
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
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I was looking for 'bad' jokes and found approximately 9 out of 10 are word jokes. And they're actually not that bad either :D Some good bad ones: Two cows are in a field and the farmer puts a bull in with them. First cow turns to the second cow and worridly asks, "Do you think he'll charge?". To which the second cow replies "Oooh I hope not . . . I haven't got my purse with me." Why did the horse win the Nobel Prize? Because he was out standing in his field. Two blondes walk into a building........ .. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it! I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. "Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home". "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual." I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high." A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, the vet says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What?! Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy". Have a good weekend all! :laugh:
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
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I was looking for 'bad' jokes and found approximately 9 out of 10 are word jokes. And they're actually not that bad either :D Some good bad ones: Two cows are in a field and the farmer puts a bull in with them. First cow turns to the second cow and worridly asks, "Do you think he'll charge?". To which the second cow replies "Oooh I hope not . . . I haven't got my purse with me." Why did the horse win the Nobel Prize? Because he was out standing in his field. Two blondes walk into a building........ .. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it! I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. "Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home". "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual." I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high." A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, the vet says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What?! Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy". Have a good weekend all! :laugh:
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
} -
I was looking for 'bad' jokes and found approximately 9 out of 10 are word jokes. And they're actually not that bad either :D Some good bad ones: Two cows are in a field and the farmer puts a bull in with them. First cow turns to the second cow and worridly asks, "Do you think he'll charge?". To which the second cow replies "Oooh I hope not . . . I haven't got my purse with me." Why did the horse win the Nobel Prize? Because he was out standing in his field. Two blondes walk into a building........ .. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it! I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. "Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home". "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual." I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high." A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, the vet says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What?! Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy". Have a good weekend all! :laugh:
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
} -
I was looking for 'bad' jokes and found approximately 9 out of 10 are word jokes. And they're actually not that bad either :D Some good bad ones: Two cows are in a field and the farmer puts a bull in with them. First cow turns to the second cow and worridly asks, "Do you think he'll charge?". To which the second cow replies "Oooh I hope not . . . I haven't got my purse with me." Why did the horse win the Nobel Prize? Because he was out standing in his field. Two blondes walk into a building........ .. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it! I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. "Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home". "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual." I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high." A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, the vet says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What?! Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy". Have a good weekend all! :laugh:
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}Nice jokes clearance, but I hope you are not going out of business!
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I was looking for 'bad' jokes and found approximately 9 out of 10 are word jokes. And they're actually not that bad either :D Some good bad ones: Two cows are in a field and the farmer puts a bull in with them. First cow turns to the second cow and worridly asks, "Do you think he'll charge?". To which the second cow replies "Oooh I hope not . . . I haven't got my purse with me." Why did the horse win the Nobel Prize? Because he was out standing in his field. Two blondes walk into a building........ .. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it! I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. "Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home". "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual." I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high." A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, the vet says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What?! Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy". Have a good weekend all! :laugh:
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}Sound much like Cooperisms[^] to me: a genius.
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Naerling wrote:
Two blondes walk into a building........ .. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it!
I heard this one before as : Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
If it moves, compile it
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loctrice wrote:
Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
Same here. I'm surprised I haven't heard the other one though, I have a friend who "collects" blonde jokes.
I prefer to collect blondes instead. :-D
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I prefer to collect blondes instead. :-D
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I was looking for 'bad' jokes and found approximately 9 out of 10 are word jokes. And they're actually not that bad either :D Some good bad ones: Two cows are in a field and the farmer puts a bull in with them. First cow turns to the second cow and worridly asks, "Do you think he'll charge?". To which the second cow replies "Oooh I hope not . . . I haven't got my purse with me." Why did the horse win the Nobel Prize? Because he was out standing in his field. Two blondes walk into a building........ .. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it! I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. "Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home". "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual." I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high." A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, the vet says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What?! Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy". Have a good weekend all! :laugh:
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}:thumbsup: Nice collection :-D
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