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  • D Dalek Dave

    Mug of tea. Chocolate Hob Nob. Dunk Hob Nob. Extract Hob Nob. Watch as Hob Nob splits and three quarters of Hob Nob falls smoothly into the tea. I hate that. It stops me enjoying a freshly dunked Hob Nob and leaves the tea with an oaty residuum. Why can't unbreakable dunking biscuits be invented? Surely nanotechnologists can create crumb assemblers to automatically repair the microfissures in tea sodden Hob Nobs.

    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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    So, you won't be using Hobnobs for the Dunkathon on Friday, then? :laugh:

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      So, you won't be using Hobnobs for the Dunkathon on Friday, then? :laugh:

      Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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      Dalek Dave
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      I think I shall stick to a somewhat sturdier biscuit. A Fox's Ginger Crunch perhaps, or possibly some Custard Creams.

      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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      • D Dalek Dave

        Mug of tea. Chocolate Hob Nob. Dunk Hob Nob. Extract Hob Nob. Watch as Hob Nob splits and three quarters of Hob Nob falls smoothly into the tea. I hate that. It stops me enjoying a freshly dunked Hob Nob and leaves the tea with an oaty residuum. Why can't unbreakable dunking biscuits be invented? Surely nanotechnologists can create crumb assemblers to automatically repair the microfissures in tea sodden Hob Nobs.

        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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        Sentenryu
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        Actually, a scientist sometime ago proved that if you dunk the biscuit in a angle that maintains its top surface dry, it will not break... Here you can take the formula to a perfect dunk.[^] More lore.[^]

        I'm brazilian and english (well, human languages in general) aren't my best skill, so, sorry by my english. (if you want we can speak in C# or VB.Net =p)

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          So, you won't be using Hobnobs for the Dunkathon on Friday, then? :laugh:

          Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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          TenmanS14
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          You'll be needing those foxes viennase biscuit things, they are superior to hobnobs for dunking..soak up just the right amount of coffee and don't fall apart...

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          • D Dalek Dave

            Mug of tea. Chocolate Hob Nob. Dunk Hob Nob. Extract Hob Nob. Watch as Hob Nob splits and three quarters of Hob Nob falls smoothly into the tea. I hate that. It stops me enjoying a freshly dunked Hob Nob and leaves the tea with an oaty residuum. Why can't unbreakable dunking biscuits be invented? Surely nanotechnologists can create crumb assemblers to automatically repair the microfissures in tea sodden Hob Nobs.

            --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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            Lost User
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            ADL[^]

            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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              Actually, a scientist sometime ago proved that if you dunk the biscuit in a angle that maintains its top surface dry, it will not break... Here you can take the formula to a perfect dunk.[^] More lore.[^]

              I'm brazilian and english (well, human languages in general) aren't my best skill, so, sorry by my english. (if you want we can speak in C# or VB.Net =p)

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              Dalek Dave
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              You see this is where science funding needs to be spent! Improving the little things in life. A few hundred thousand pounds spend on Dunkology will do more for human existence than million spent on GM crops or studying life cycles on the axolotl!

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                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                Dalek Dave
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                No! Dunking is essential to the fullest enjoyment of both the biscuit and the tea! They are more than the sum of their parts, for when tea and biscuit meet, magic happens.

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                  You'll be needing those foxes viennase biscuit things, they are superior to hobnobs for dunking..soak up just the right amount of coffee and don't fall apart...

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  Coffee? No, No, No! Tea, one dunks things into tea. Coffee is merely that disgusting slop that should be banned for being both offensive to the tongue and to the nose.

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    You see this is where science funding needs to be spent! Improving the little things in life. A few hundred thousand pounds spend on Dunkology will do more for human existence than million spent on GM crops or studying life cycles on the axolotl!

                    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                    Sentenryu
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                    You know, as i do, that scientists doesn't have much free time to spend researching superfluous things like the AIDS or Cancer cure... ;P

                    I'm brazilian and english (well, human languages in general) aren't my best skill, so, sorry by my english. (if you want we can speak in C# or VB.Net =p)

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                      You know, as i do, that scientists doesn't have much free time to spend researching superfluous things like the AIDS or Cancer cure... ;P

                      I'm brazilian and english (well, human languages in general) aren't my best skill, so, sorry by my english. (if you want we can speak in C# or VB.Net =p)

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      No, but they know how many fruit pastilles it takes to choke a kestrel.

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Coffee? No, No, No! Tea, one dunks things into tea. Coffee is merely that disgusting slop that should be banned for being both offensive to the tongue and to the nose.

                        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                        TenmanS14
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                        I heartily disagree, only a philistine who put milk into tea would come out with a comment like that... tea should be high quality Taiwan Mountain tea, brewed in nothing but water and should be sipped and enjoyed, nothing should be dunked in it, coffee on the other hand should be strong enough for the spoon to very nearly stand up on its own in, and can happily be dunked so you can enjoy the flavor permeating your biscuit.

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                          I heartily disagree, only a philistine who put milk into tea would come out with a comment like that... tea should be high quality Taiwan Mountain tea, brewed in nothing but water and should be sipped and enjoyed, nothing should be dunked in it, coffee on the other hand should be strong enough for the spoon to very nearly stand up on its own in, and can happily be dunked so you can enjoy the flavor permeating your biscuit.

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          We ruled the world on the back of a cup of tea. Served hot with milk and two sugars. Coffee tastes like mud. (Mind you it was recently ground!)

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                            Coffee? No, No, No! Tea, one dunks things into tea. Coffee is merely that disgusting slop that should be banned for being both offensive to the tongue and to the nose.

                            --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                            No, that is instant coffee. The real stuff beats mere dried-bush-clippings-in-water any day!

                            Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              No! Dunking is essential to the fullest enjoyment of both the biscuit and the tea! They are more than the sum of their parts, for when tea and biscuit meet, magic happens.

                              --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                              hairy_hats
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                              Dalek Dave wrote:

                              when tea and biscuit meet, magic shit happens.

                              FTFY.[^]

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                                ADL[^]

                                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                hairy_hats
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                                Looks like the ADL has doubled its membership! :-D Dunking is an abomination, not least for filling the last mouthful of tea with soggy biscuit droppings.

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  No, that is instant coffee. The real stuff beats mere dried-bush-clippings-in-water any day!

                                  Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                                  bush-clippings

                                  Sounds like a Louisiana Politician or a C&W singer.

                                  --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                    No, that is instant coffee. The real stuff beats mere dried-bush-clippings-in-water any day!

                                    Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                                    TenmanS14
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                                    oh indeed, in fact is it even possible to be a coder without an unhealthy caffeine addiction that coffee satisfies so much more than tea, alcohol can do the same job of course but the results are so much more unpredictable, see XKCD's ballmer peak for details http://xkcd.com/323/[^]

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      Mug of tea. Chocolate Hob Nob. Dunk Hob Nob. Extract Hob Nob. Watch as Hob Nob splits and three quarters of Hob Nob falls smoothly into the tea. I hate that. It stops me enjoying a freshly dunked Hob Nob and leaves the tea with an oaty residuum. Why can't unbreakable dunking biscuits be invented? Surely nanotechnologists can create crumb assemblers to automatically repair the microfissures in tea sodden Hob Nobs.

                                      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                                      Dr Walt Fair PE
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                                      Ahhh, yes. Nothing like a good mug of tea and a nice biscuit. You can throw the biscuit at the dog and empty out the tea to put a real beverage in its place.

                                      CQ de W5ALT

                                      Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        I think I shall stick to a somewhat sturdier biscuit. A Fox's Ginger Crunch perhaps, or possibly some Custard Creams.

                                        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                                        Henry Minute
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                                        Hard to beat the old 'dead fly' for dunking longevity.

                                        Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                                        • D Dalek Dave

                                          No, but they know how many fruit pastilles it takes to choke a kestrel.

                                          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                                          Sentenryu
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                                          I don't even know with is a kestrel ;P

                                          I'm brazilian and english (well, human languages in general) aren't my best skill, so, sorry by my english. (if you want we can speak in C# or VB.Net =p)

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