Just for fun
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There are 2 times when a Man doesn't understand a Woman. Before Marriage and After Marriage..... My Husband And I Divorced Over Religious Differences. He Thought He Was God, and I Didn't..... Santa throwing Darts at His Wife's Photo and Not Even a Single One Hitting the Target... From Another Room Wife Called Santa: Honey What Are You Doing... Santa: "MISSING YOU"... Most Wives Give Their Husbands Sound Advice. "99% Sound, 1% Advice! In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband." "But why?" asked the judge. She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me." The judge asked, "How do you know?" She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him." At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man." There are 3 kinds of men in the world: Some remain single & make wonders happen, Some have girlfriends & see wonders happen, The rest get married & wonder what happened!??....
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There are 2 times when a Man doesn't understand a Woman. Before Marriage and After Marriage..... My Husband And I Divorced Over Religious Differences. He Thought He Was God, and I Didn't..... Santa throwing Darts at His Wife's Photo and Not Even a Single One Hitting the Target... From Another Room Wife Called Santa: Honey What Are You Doing... Santa: "MISSING YOU"... Most Wives Give Their Husbands Sound Advice. "99% Sound, 1% Advice! In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband." "But why?" asked the judge. She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me." The judge asked, "How do you know?" She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him." At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man." There are 3 kinds of men in the world: Some remain single & make wonders happen, Some have girlfriends & see wonders happen, The rest get married & wonder what happened!??....
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Studies have shown that men generally die before females. Why you ask... Because we want to.
Why you ask... They must always get in the last word...
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
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Why you ask... They must always get in the last word...
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
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Studies have shown that men generally die before females. Why you ask... Because we want to.
Amen!
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