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    An extremely wealthy man walks into a fancy restaurant. He notices a beautiful woman sitting all alone at a table in the corner. He decides to send her a bottle of wine to get her attention. He tells the busboy to give her a bottle of their most expensive wine and tell her its from him. The busyboy does as instructed and returns with a note from the woman. The note reads, "For me to accept this bottle, you must have a Mercedes in the driveway, one million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants." The man reads this and sends the woman a note he wrote himself. His note read, "For your information I have a Ferrari and a BMW in my garage, two million in the bank, and not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut three inches off my penis. Just send the bottle back."

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      An extremely wealthy man walks into a fancy restaurant. He notices a beautiful woman sitting all alone at a table in the corner. He decides to send her a bottle of wine to get her attention. He tells the busboy to give her a bottle of their most expensive wine and tell her its from him. The busyboy does as instructed and returns with a note from the woman. The note reads, "For me to accept this bottle, you must have a Mercedes in the driveway, one million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants." The man reads this and sends the woman a note he wrote himself. His note read, "For your information I have a Ferrari and a BMW in my garage, two million in the bank, and not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut three inches off my penis. Just send the bottle back."

      Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile

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      The man might be "The Iron Man" who is wealthy, have expensive cars and yes added 3 inch of IRON on his tool. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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        The man might be "The Iron Man" who is wealthy, have expensive cars and yes added 3 inch of IRON on his tool. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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        He also have a couple of afterburners, perhaps to improve his stamina

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          He also have a couple of afterburners, perhaps to improve his stamina

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          Everybody has afterburners after a good Mexican dinner, but how does that increase stamina?

          At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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            Everybody has afterburners after a good Mexican dinner, but how does that increase stamina?

            At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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            CDP1802 wrote:

            but how does that increase stamina?

            Not sure, at least it should add some thrust to the tryst - it might also be handy in case a quick get away is in order ...

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              Everybody has afterburners after a good Mexican dinner, but how does that increase stamina?

              At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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              Yes, still suffering form that Chipotle last night: should not have had the extra hot sauce on it. X|

              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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