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    Lost User
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    Serpent-handling pastor dies after rattlesnake bite[^] This is an anti idiot post, not an anti specific religion post.

    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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      Serpent-handling pastor dies after rattlesnake bite[^] This is an anti idiot post, not an anti specific religion post.

      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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      Why do you hate god? (1) NOTES ---------------------------------------------- 1: :laugh:

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        Serpent-handling pastor dies after rattlesnake bite[^] This is an anti idiot post, not an anti specific religion post.

        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        The Washington Post:

        The son of a serpent handler who also died, in 1983, after being bitten

        Now if my Dad had died from being bitten by a snake, I wouldn't be going near the things!


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          Serpent-handling pastor dies after rattlesnake bite[^] This is an anti idiot post, not an anti specific religion post.

          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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          ChrisElston wrote:

          This is an anti idiot post, not an anti specific religion post.

          An anti dote post would have been more useful.

          Veni, vidi, vici.

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            The Washington Post:

            The son of a serpent handler who also died, in 1983, after being bitten

            Now if my Dad had died from being bitten by a snake, I wouldn't be going near the things!


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            I regret not going with "Idiot son of idiot who died of idiocy dies of same idiocy".

            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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              Serpent-handling pastor dies after rattlesnake bite[^] This is an anti idiot post, not an anti specific religion post.

              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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              Espen Harlinn
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              ChrisElston wrote:

              anti specific religion post

              Isn't idiocy a religion?

              Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile

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                ChrisElston wrote:

                anti specific religion post

                Isn't idiocy a religion?

                Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile

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                With many millions of followers who refuse to renounce its ways.

                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                  Serpent-handling pastor dies after rattlesnake bite[^] This is an anti idiot post, not an anti specific religion post.

                  Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                  Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                  That's a facepalm moment if ever there was one. The fact his Dad went the same way at about the same age would seem to be a bit of a hint here... :doh: Darwin would undoubtedly be so proud. Our pastor Dwayne[^]* has a southern pentacostal background (he's from Oklahoma) so I'm sure he will just shake his head (and possibly write a sermon on the subject...) when he hears about this particular loon. * At MCC Bournemouth[^]. It makes for some interesting cultural misunderstandings, but we're gradually assimilating him. Based on recent conversations I suspect we are unlikely to convince him Budweiser just isn't worth bothering with though.

                  Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

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                    With many millions of followers who refuse to renounce its ways.

                    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                    Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                    quick send more snakes

                    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                      With many millions of followers who refuse to renounce its ways.

                      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                      Espen Harlinn
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                      :thumbsup: Something like that, yes ...

                      Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile

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                        That's a facepalm moment if ever there was one. The fact his Dad went the same way at about the same age would seem to be a bit of a hint here... :doh: Darwin would undoubtedly be so proud. Our pastor Dwayne[^]* has a southern pentacostal background (he's from Oklahoma) so I'm sure he will just shake his head (and possibly write a sermon on the subject...) when he hears about this particular loon. * At MCC Bournemouth[^]. It makes for some interesting cultural misunderstandings, but we're gradually assimilating him. Based on recent conversations I suspect we are unlikely to convince him Budweiser just isn't worth bothering with though.

                        Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

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                        Snake handling makes more sense to me than drinking Budweiser.

                        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                          Serpent-handling pastor dies after rattlesnake bite[^] This is an anti idiot post, not an anti specific religion post.

                          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                          It's not that the rest makes much sense to me, but this:

                          [his father] died for what he believed in

                          .. wut? Spouting platitudes is bad enough, but it doesn't even apply!

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                            ChrisElston wrote:

                            anti specific religion post

                            Isn't idiocy a religion?

                            Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile

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                            Nope, I'm sure. I'm not religious. :-D

                            Veni, vidi, vici.

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                              ChrisElston wrote:

                              anti specific religion post

                              Isn't idiocy a religion?

                              Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile

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                              Espen Harlinn wrote:

                              Isn't religion idiocy?

                              FTFY

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                                ChrisElston wrote:

                                anti specific religion post

                                Isn't idiocy a religion?

                                Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile

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                                I found some more followers of that religion[^].

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                                  Espen Harlinn wrote:

                                  Isn't religion idiocy?

                                  FTFY

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                                  .. and that immediately turned it into soapbox material.

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                                    Snake handling makes more sense to me than drinking Budweiser.

                                    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                    Indeed! Heck, even Tooheys probably makes more sense than Budweiser (and as Michael Martin will tell you, that's saying something!).

                                    Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

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                                      Nope, I'm sure. I'm not religious. :-D

                                      Veni, vidi, vici.

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                                      CPallini wrote:

                                      Nope, I'm sure. I'm not religious

                                      As far as I know you generally don't suffer from said malady either ;)

                                      Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile

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                                        .. and that immediately turned it into soapbox material.

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                                        :doh: :-O

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                                          I found some more followers of that religion[^].

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                                          Espen Harlinn
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                                          Definitely - haven't they heard: It's the volts that jolts, and the mills that kills?

                                          Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile

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