Shoot first, uhhh... Nothing later...
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A lady is eating breakfast out on her patio one morning, when she notices a massive gorilla climbing up her palm tree. This sight scares her so she runs inside her house. Trying to figure out what to do she grabs the yellow pages and looks it up. Sure enough right in the yellow pages is a big ad for gorilla extractors. She calls the number and the man on the other end of the line says he'll be right over. When he shows up he explains to the lady that it is a pretty common problem and it should only take a few minutes. First he must get his equipment. So from his truck he grabs a stepladder, a shotgun, an eight foot pole, handcuffs and a dog. The lady exclaims, "What the hell is all that stuff for?" The gorilla extractor explains, "First I climb up on the stepladder and ram this here pole up the gorilla ass. This will cause the gorilla to fall from the tree at which point that mean ass dog will bite the gorilla in the balls. This temporarily paralyzes the gorilla. At which point I put the handcuffs on the gorilla and take him away." The lady asks, "What's the shotgun for?" The man answers, "If I fall off the ladder, you shoot the dog!"
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
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A lady is eating breakfast out on her patio one morning, when she notices a massive gorilla climbing up her palm tree. This sight scares her so she runs inside her house. Trying to figure out what to do she grabs the yellow pages and looks it up. Sure enough right in the yellow pages is a big ad for gorilla extractors. She calls the number and the man on the other end of the line says he'll be right over. When he shows up he explains to the lady that it is a pretty common problem and it should only take a few minutes. First he must get his equipment. So from his truck he grabs a stepladder, a shotgun, an eight foot pole, handcuffs and a dog. The lady exclaims, "What the hell is all that stuff for?" The gorilla extractor explains, "First I climb up on the stepladder and ram this here pole up the gorilla ass. This will cause the gorilla to fall from the tree at which point that mean ass dog will bite the gorilla in the balls. This temporarily paralyzes the gorilla. At which point I put the handcuffs on the gorilla and take him away." The lady asks, "What's the shotgun for?" The man answers, "If I fall off the ladder, you shoot the dog!"
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}Ahhemmmm: Looks sort of similar. CP search: shoot the dog Cheers!
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925
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Ahhemmmm: Looks sort of similar. CP search: shoot the dog Cheers!
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925
How do you people know this stuff!? :confused:
It's an OO world.
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How do you people know this stuff!? :confused:
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}We have memories like plugged sieves. :)
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How do you people know this stuff!? :confused:
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}I remembered that joke as it was told only two months ago. That shouldn't be to hard to remember. The rest was google CP search foo with just three words: shoot the dog. Easy enough? Cheers!
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925
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A lady is eating breakfast out on her patio one morning, when she notices a massive gorilla climbing up her palm tree. This sight scares her so she runs inside her house. Trying to figure out what to do she grabs the yellow pages and looks it up. Sure enough right in the yellow pages is a big ad for gorilla extractors. She calls the number and the man on the other end of the line says he'll be right over. When he shows up he explains to the lady that it is a pretty common problem and it should only take a few minutes. First he must get his equipment. So from his truck he grabs a stepladder, a shotgun, an eight foot pole, handcuffs and a dog. The lady exclaims, "What the hell is all that stuff for?" The gorilla extractor explains, "First I climb up on the stepladder and ram this here pole up the gorilla ass. This will cause the gorilla to fall from the tree at which point that mean ass dog will bite the gorilla in the balls. This temporarily paralyzes the gorilla. At which point I put the handcuffs on the gorilla and take him away." The lady asks, "What's the shotgun for?" The man answers, "If I fall off the ladder, you shoot the dog!"
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
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I know, that's what Manfred said :sigh:
It's an OO world.
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public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
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I remembered that joke as it was told only two months ago. That shouldn't be to hard to remember. The rest was google CP search foo with just three words: shoot the dog. Easy enough? Cheers!
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925
I'm not finiding it in CP search! :(
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
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I know, that's what Manfred said :sigh:
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
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No problem, jokes are for sharing, its a very older post so new reader may have smile on their faces by your version.... :-\
Ra-one wrote:
No problem, jokes are for sharing, its a very older post so new reader may have smile on their faces by your version....
:thumbsup: Well said!! :-D
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
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A lady is eating breakfast out on her patio one morning, when she notices a massive gorilla climbing up her palm tree. This sight scares her so she runs inside her house. Trying to figure out what to do she grabs the yellow pages and looks it up. Sure enough right in the yellow pages is a big ad for gorilla extractors. She calls the number and the man on the other end of the line says he'll be right over. When he shows up he explains to the lady that it is a pretty common problem and it should only take a few minutes. First he must get his equipment. So from his truck he grabs a stepladder, a shotgun, an eight foot pole, handcuffs and a dog. The lady exclaims, "What the hell is all that stuff for?" The gorilla extractor explains, "First I climb up on the stepladder and ram this here pole up the gorilla ass. This will cause the gorilla to fall from the tree at which point that mean ass dog will bite the gorilla in the balls. This temporarily paralyzes the gorilla. At which point I put the handcuffs on the gorilla and take him away." The lady asks, "What's the shotgun for?" The man answers, "If I fall off the ladder, you shoot the dog!"
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}:thumbsup: Well, I liked it :laugh:
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
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I'm not finiding it in CP search! :(
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}:thumbsup: While I've seen it before, it still made me smile. It's not like it's been posted a just few hours ago :-D
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
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I'm not finiding it in CP search! :(
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}Sigh! http://www.codeproject.com/Search.aspx?qf=shoot+the+dog&q=shoot+the+dog&categoryid=f1_1536756_[^]. Yeah kind of hard to come up with that one, now wasn't it? ;P Cheers!
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925
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:thumbsup: While I've seen it before, it still made me smile. It's not like it's been posted a just few hours ago :-D
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
A little over two month is not exactly old. What is your average retentivity then? Do you require new job training after a two week vacation? :rolleyes:
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925
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Sigh! http://www.codeproject.com/Search.aspx?qf=shoot+the+dog&q=shoot+the+dog&categoryid=f1_1536756_[^]. Yeah kind of hard to come up with that one, now wasn't it? ;P Cheers!
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925
They must've changed the search algorithm when I was looking earlier! ;p
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:thumbsup: Well, I liked it :laugh:
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
Thanks :D Glad to hear SOMEONE can enjoy a nice joke ;p
It's an OO world.
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public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
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They must've changed the search algorithm when I was looking earlier! ;p
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}:laugh: OK, that must have been it then! ;) Cheers!
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925
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A little over two month is not exactly old. What is your average retentivity then? Do you require new job training after a two week vacation? :rolleyes:
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925
Manfred R. Bihy wrote:
What is your average retentivity then?
Appearantly it's sufficient ...
Manfred R. Bihy wrote:
Do you require new job training after a two week vacation?
Come to think of it - I've found that, at least for me, job training is a continous effort ... perhaps even the hardest part of what I do.
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
