MQOTD
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Movie Quote Of The Day An easy one this time.
A: What is this peculiar beverage? It had no bouquet, it's completely transparent.
B: It's water.Which movie? yesterday's solution: Jurassic park[^]
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Movie Quote Of The Day An easy one this time.
A: What is this peculiar beverage? It had no bouquet, it's completely transparent.
B: It's water.Which movie? yesterday's solution: Jurassic park[^]
V.
There's something fishy about this one: I Haddock a feeling I know it. Snowy! No! Bad dog!
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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There's something fishy about this one: I Haddock a feeling I know it. Snowy! No! Bad dog!
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Movie Quote Of The Day An easy one this time.
A: What is this peculiar beverage? It had no bouquet, it's completely transparent.
B: It's water.Which movie? yesterday's solution: Jurassic park[^]
V.
Funny, I had that happen to me once. I was in a restaurant in Phoenix, Arizona and the waiter put a glass of water in front of me. I asked what it was: "It's water sir" he replied. "Is there anything in it?" I inquired. "Certainly not sir, it is pure and clean water sir!" was his defense. "Well take it away and put some bloody whiskey in there!"
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Funny, I had that happen to me once. I was in a restaurant in Phoenix, Arizona and the waiter put a glass of water in front of me. I asked what it was: "It's water sir" he replied. "Is there anything in it?" I inquired. "Certainly not sir, it is pure and clean water sir!" was his defense. "Well take it away and put some bloody whiskey in there!"
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
"Here's your pint Sir" "Do you think there's room for a small whiskey in the top of that?" "I should think so Sir" "Well you should have filled the fucker up then".
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
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Funny, I had that happen to me once. I was in a restaurant in Phoenix, Arizona and the waiter put a glass of water in front of me. I asked what it was: "It's water sir" he replied. "Is there anything in it?" I inquired. "Certainly not sir, it is pure and clean water sir!" was his defense. "Well take it away and put some bloody whiskey in there!"
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Criminal! Watering down whisky like that... :sigh:
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Movie Quote Of The Day An easy one this time.
A: What is this peculiar beverage? It had no bouquet, it's completely transparent.
B: It's water.Which movie? yesterday's solution: Jurassic park[^]
V.
I don't know what movie but it's the sort of thing Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory might come out with
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You know, I liked Tintin a whole lot better before they decided to go and censor Captain Haddocks expressions and general habits... Bleedin humourless bureaucrats! X| But the Spielberg movie was good nonetheless! :thumbsup:
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
