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Zombies May Be Caused By Bacon!

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    limp bacon?

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    Roger Wright
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    Read that as bacon which is uncooked, which in a genetically protective development, causes me to hurl violently. Bacon which can be bent or twisted is raw pig fat, not true bacon. It also is very likely to harbor spores of zombie fungus, X|

    Will Rogers never met me.

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      Zombie fungus starts in pigs, transmitted to humans[^]. Yet another excellent reason never to serve limp bacon; only full crispy goodness can ensure the spores are dead.

      Will Rogers never met me.

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      Brisingr Aerowing
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      What were you Googling to find this??? Oh, and COOL!

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      • R Roger Wright

        Zombie fungus starts in pigs, transmitted to humans[^]. Yet another excellent reason never to serve limp bacon; only full crispy goodness can ensure the spores are dead.

        Will Rogers never met me.

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        Slacker007
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        Roger Wright wrote:

        Yet another excellent reason never to serve limp bacon

        that and eating people's faces.

        "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
        "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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        • B Brisingr Aerowing

          What were you Googling to find this??? Oh, and COOL!

          public class SysAdmin : Employee
          {

           public override void DoWork(IWorkItem workItem)
           {
                if (workItem.User.Type == UserType.NoLearn){
                   throw new NoIWillNotFixYourComputerException(new Luser(workItem.User));
                }else{
                     base.DoWork(workItem);
                }
           }
          

          }

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          TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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          Do you REALLY want to know?

          If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
          You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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          • R Roger Wright

            Zombie fungus starts in pigs, transmitted to humans[^]. Yet another excellent reason never to serve limp bacon; only full crispy goodness can ensure the spores are dead.

            Will Rogers never met me.

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            lewax00
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            I'm more worried about the pro/anti-Betty White outbreak that seems to have infected most current topics in the Lounge. ;P

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            • T TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

              Do you REALLY want to know?

              If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
              You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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              Brisingr Aerowing
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              No............

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               {
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                    }else{
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              • R Roger Wright

                Zombie fungus starts in pigs, transmitted to humans[^]. Yet another excellent reason never to serve limp bacon; only full crispy goodness can ensure the spores are dead.

                Will Rogers never met me.

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                Steve Mayfield
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                only full crispy goodness can ensure the spores are dead incinerated. ftfy zombie spores are already dead ;)

                Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                • R Roger Wright

                  Zombie fungus starts in pigs, transmitted to humans[^]. Yet another excellent reason never to serve limp bacon; only full crispy goodness can ensure the spores are dead.

                  Will Rogers never met me.

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                  Steve Mayfield
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                  apparANTly ants get it too [^]

                  Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                  • S Steve Mayfield

                    apparANTly ants get it too [^]

                    Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                    Roger Wright
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                    Damn! I just ordered a 5 pound box of chocolate covered ants for my girl's birthday next week. Now I'll have to cancel the order and find something else for her... :doh:

                    Will Rogers never met me.

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                      Damn! I just ordered a 5 pound box of chocolate covered ants for my girl's birthday next week. Now I'll have to cancel the order and find something else for her... :doh:

                      Will Rogers never met me.

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                      Vivi Chellappa
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                      Roger Wright wrote:

                      Damn! I just ordered a 5 pound box of chocolate covered ants for my girl's birthday next week

                      Give her something that is easier: Ant-covered chocolates!

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