Where's me keys, where's me phone
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Where's one's daughter. So Dave [^]left his daughter in the pub for 15 minutes when he went home in one car and his wife left in the other. Have you ever forgotten your kids and left them somewhere? Or did your parents ever forget about you? When I was at secondary school my dad once drove off to take my brother and I to school, but neither of us had got int he car yet and we stood on the drive. He got to the school, stopped, and when no doors opened turned to see why we weren't getting out and realised then that we were missing.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
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Where's one's daughter. So Dave [^]left his daughter in the pub for 15 minutes when he went home in one car and his wife left in the other. Have you ever forgotten your kids and left them somewhere? Or did your parents ever forget about you? When I was at secondary school my dad once drove off to take my brother and I to school, but neither of us had got int he car yet and we stood on the drive. He got to the school, stopped, and when no doors opened turned to see why we weren't getting out and realised then that we were missing.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
Okay, I realise that my comment now could get badly out of hand and that it could start something in the lounge that best belongs in the Soapbox, but here goes anyway (caution be damned). According to the bible, Mary and Joseph left Jesus in Jerusalem. Surely "Call Me Dave" can use this to cite prior art. Obviously, Mary and Joseph couldn't use the whole "Protective detail" argument, so they were on a lot shakier ground. All I can say is, if social services had been around in the Roman occupation of Judea, well it would have been a whole set of sticky interviews for the family.
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Where's one's daughter. So Dave [^]left his daughter in the pub for 15 minutes when he went home in one car and his wife left in the other. Have you ever forgotten your kids and left them somewhere? Or did your parents ever forget about you? When I was at secondary school my dad once drove off to take my brother and I to school, but neither of us had got int he car yet and we stood on the drive. He got to the school, stopped, and when no doors opened turned to see why we weren't getting out and realised then that we were missing.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
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Where's one's daughter. So Dave [^]left his daughter in the pub for 15 minutes when he went home in one car and his wife left in the other. Have you ever forgotten your kids and left them somewhere? Or did your parents ever forget about you? When I was at secondary school my dad once drove off to take my brother and I to school, but neither of us had got int he car yet and we stood on the drive. He got to the school, stopped, and when no doors opened turned to see why we weren't getting out and realised then that we were missing.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
Well I once left for work and I forgot I had to take my daughter, who was in the car, to kindergarten. At some point half way to work she goes "daddy bottle" :laugh: :laugh:. I did all the way back with her screaming :~
Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)
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Well I once left for work and I forgot I had to take my daughter, who was in the car, to kindergarten. At some point half way to work she goes "daddy bottle" :laugh: :laugh:. I did all the way back with her screaming :~
Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)
My dad once forgot to drop us off at school too. He was about ten minutes down the road towards his work, with my brother and I desperately trying to keep quite and not be noticed, before he realised and had to turn around and go back amid much, much swearing.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
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Where's one's daughter. So Dave [^]left his daughter in the pub for 15 minutes when he went home in one car and his wife left in the other. Have you ever forgotten your kids and left them somewhere? Or did your parents ever forget about you? When I was at secondary school my dad once drove off to take my brother and I to school, but neither of us had got int he car yet and we stood on the drive. He got to the school, stopped, and when no doors opened turned to see why we weren't getting out and realised then that we were missing.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
And out of those who left their children behind, how many went back to collect them?
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Where's one's daughter. So Dave [^]left his daughter in the pub for 15 minutes when he went home in one car and his wife left in the other. Have you ever forgotten your kids and left them somewhere? Or did your parents ever forget about you? When I was at secondary school my dad once drove off to take my brother and I to school, but neither of us had got int he car yet and we stood on the drive. He got to the school, stopped, and when no doors opened turned to see why we weren't getting out and realised then that we were missing.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
No but now the PM has done it I won't feel so bad doing it myself...
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
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Where's one's daughter. So Dave [^]left his daughter in the pub for 15 minutes when he went home in one car and his wife left in the other. Have you ever forgotten your kids and left them somewhere? Or did your parents ever forget about you? When I was at secondary school my dad once drove off to take my brother and I to school, but neither of us had got int he car yet and we stood on the drive. He got to the school, stopped, and when no doors opened turned to see why we weren't getting out and realised then that we were missing.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
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Where's one's daughter. So Dave [^]left his daughter in the pub for 15 minutes when he went home in one car and his wife left in the other. Have you ever forgotten your kids and left them somewhere? Or did your parents ever forget about you? When I was at secondary school my dad once drove off to take my brother and I to school, but neither of us had got int he car yet and we stood on the drive. He got to the school, stopped, and when no doors opened turned to see why we weren't getting out and realised then that we were missing.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
A couple of years back, in Houston a wife left the home very early (like 5 am) for the Black Friday (day after Thanksgiving) sale at the local Best Buy. The husband left to go to a different Best Buy. It was reported that neither had communicated their intention to the other and had left their infant in the house alone. Whem my friend mentioned this to me, I asked if the couple were Chinese. They were. A lucky guess, I suppose. ;P