What a life
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If I look out the window from my desk there is another building on the other side of the road and in that building is a guy who appears to be in his mid fifties who has an office pretty much opposite my window. His desk faces the door to his office meaning that his screen faces the window and me. Every day he comes in a 9am and fires up solitaire and plays for several hours. After lunch it's porn time and let me tell you he has some interests that are slightly outside of my experience. After a couple of hours of porn movies it's back to solitaire until he leaves about 4 pm. Very occasionally someone comes into his office to talk to him and you see a quick alt-tab to a maximised spread sheet. What a crappy, unsatisfying and boring life, I hope I never end up like him.
_Josh_ wrote:
What a crappy, unsatisfying and boring life, I hope I never end up like him.
Amen to that!!
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If I look out the window from my desk there is another building on the other side of the road and in that building is a guy who appears to be in his mid fifties who has an office pretty much opposite my window. His desk faces the door to his office meaning that his screen faces the window and me. Every day he comes in a 9am and fires up solitaire and plays for several hours. After lunch it's porn time and let me tell you he has some interests that are slightly outside of my experience. After a couple of hours of porn movies it's back to solitaire until he leaves about 4 pm. Very occasionally someone comes into his office to talk to him and you see a quick alt-tab to a maximised spread sheet. What a crappy, unsatisfying and boring life, I hope I never end up like him.
No let's consider the facts: 0 - He arses around all ay. 1 - He is being paid. No, I can't see a problem.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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No let's consider the facts: 0 - He arses around all ay. 1 - He is being paid. No, I can't see a problem.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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If I look out the window from my desk there is another building on the other side of the road and in that building is a guy who appears to be in his mid fifties who has an office pretty much opposite my window. His desk faces the door to his office meaning that his screen faces the window and me. Every day he comes in a 9am and fires up solitaire and plays for several hours. After lunch it's porn time and let me tell you he has some interests that are slightly outside of my experience. After a couple of hours of porn movies it's back to solitaire until he leaves about 4 pm. Very occasionally someone comes into his office to talk to him and you see a quick alt-tab to a maximised spread sheet. What a crappy, unsatisfying and boring life, I hope I never end up like him.
That reminds me of Visioneers. And actually I expect that guy feels like I felt when I had a job doing quality assurance. Worst experience of my life. Jeffers morning, Josh.
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If I look out the window from my desk there is another building on the other side of the road and in that building is a guy who appears to be in his mid fifties who has an office pretty much opposite my window. His desk faces the door to his office meaning that his screen faces the window and me. Every day he comes in a 9am and fires up solitaire and plays for several hours. After lunch it's porn time and let me tell you he has some interests that are slightly outside of my experience. After a couple of hours of porn movies it's back to solitaire until he leaves about 4 pm. Very occasionally someone comes into his office to talk to him and you see a quick alt-tab to a maximised spread sheet. What a crappy, unsatisfying and boring life, I hope I never end up like him.
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No let's consider the facts: 0 - He arses around all ay. 1 - He is being paid. No, I can't see a problem.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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But I reckon he's not getting any, if he is I doubt it is what obviously interests him. If he is I'd love to meet his wife!
I bet she's an ass. Literally.
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If I look out the window from my desk there is another building on the other side of the road and in that building is a guy who appears to be in his mid fifties who has an office pretty much opposite my window. His desk faces the door to his office meaning that his screen faces the window and me. Every day he comes in a 9am and fires up solitaire and plays for several hours. After lunch it's porn time and let me tell you he has some interests that are slightly outside of my experience. After a couple of hours of porn movies it's back to solitaire until he leaves about 4 pm. Very occasionally someone comes into his office to talk to him and you see a quick alt-tab to a maximised spread sheet. What a crappy, unsatisfying and boring life, I hope I never end up like him.
Uhm, blackmail comes to mind.
If you truly believe you need to pick a mobile phone that "says something" about your personality, don't bother. You don't have a personality. A mental illness, maybe, but not a personality. [Charlie Brooker] My Blog
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Uhm, blackmail comes to mind.
If you truly believe you need to pick a mobile phone that "says something" about your personality, don't bother. You don't have a personality. A mental illness, maybe, but not a personality. [Charlie Brooker] My Blog
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Uhm, blackmail comes to mind.
If you truly believe you need to pick a mobile phone that "says something" about your personality, don't bother. You don't have a personality. A mental illness, maybe, but not a personality. [Charlie Brooker] My Blog
Dario Solera wrote:
blackmail comes to mind
I am sure that was one of the things featured in his videos. Probably a bunch of black males.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
No let's consider the facts:
0 - He arses around all ay.
1 - He is being paid.DD by any chance? ;)
Software Kinetics Wear a hard hat it's under construction
Metro RSSDD gets paid to sit on CP all day, unlike me. I'm not getting paid.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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If I look out the window from my desk there is another building on the other side of the road and in that building is a guy who appears to be in his mid fifties who has an office pretty much opposite my window. His desk faces the door to his office meaning that his screen faces the window and me. Every day he comes in a 9am and fires up solitaire and plays for several hours. After lunch it's porn time and let me tell you he has some interests that are slightly outside of my experience. After a couple of hours of porn movies it's back to solitaire until he leaves about 4 pm. Very occasionally someone comes into his office to talk to him and you see a quick alt-tab to a maximised spread sheet. What a crappy, unsatisfying and boring life, I hope I never end up like him.
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered, "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must have to be at the TOP. I think he's following this.
Regards, Hiren. -"I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference".
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A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered, "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must have to be at the TOP. I think he's following this.
Regards, Hiren. -"I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference".
I know a guy who is a workaholic, and I never understood why until now. You don't have to be addicted to doing work to be addicted to going to work.
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I know a guy who is a workaholic, and I never understood why until now. You don't have to be addicted to doing work to be addicted to going to work.
AspDotNetDev wrote:
You don't have to be addicted to doing work to be addicted to going to work.
But you should be addicted doing little work to make their pay to you worth. I myself not making it worth by keeping my self active in CP since last 3 days.
Regards, Hiren. -"I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference".
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If I look out the window from my desk there is another building on the other side of the road and in that building is a guy who appears to be in his mid fifties who has an office pretty much opposite my window. His desk faces the door to his office meaning that his screen faces the window and me. Every day he comes in a 9am and fires up solitaire and plays for several hours. After lunch it's porn time and let me tell you he has some interests that are slightly outside of my experience. After a couple of hours of porn movies it's back to solitaire until he leaves about 4 pm. Very occasionally someone comes into his office to talk to him and you see a quick alt-tab to a maximised spread sheet. What a crappy, unsatisfying and boring life, I hope I never end up like him.
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If I look out the window from my desk there is another building on the other side of the road and in that building is a guy who appears to be in his mid fifties who has an office pretty much opposite my window. His desk faces the door to his office meaning that his screen faces the window and me. Every day he comes in a 9am and fires up solitaire and plays for several hours. After lunch it's porn time and let me tell you he has some interests that are slightly outside of my experience. After a couple of hours of porn movies it's back to solitaire until he leaves about 4 pm. Very occasionally someone comes into his office to talk to him and you see a quick alt-tab to a maximised spread sheet. What a crappy, unsatisfying and boring life, I hope I never end up like him.
Go find out the name of his company. Join there, oust him; and then transform that job, and that company into what you want it to be.
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If I look out the window from my desk there is another building on the other side of the road and in that building is a guy who appears to be in his mid fifties who has an office pretty much opposite my window. His desk faces the door to his office meaning that his screen faces the window and me. Every day he comes in a 9am and fires up solitaire and plays for several hours. After lunch it's porn time and let me tell you he has some interests that are slightly outside of my experience. After a couple of hours of porn movies it's back to solitaire until he leaves about 4 pm. Very occasionally someone comes into his office to talk to him and you see a quick alt-tab to a maximised spread sheet. What a crappy, unsatisfying and boring life, I hope I never end up like him.
On my placement year from uni I did that with Minesweeper. It was very tedious. A few years ago I was doing it with Transport Tycoon Deluxe. That was a sweet life.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
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If I look out the window from my desk there is another building on the other side of the road and in that building is a guy who appears to be in his mid fifties who has an office pretty much opposite my window. His desk faces the door to his office meaning that his screen faces the window and me. Every day he comes in a 9am and fires up solitaire and plays for several hours. After lunch it's porn time and let me tell you he has some interests that are slightly outside of my experience. After a couple of hours of porn movies it's back to solitaire until he leaves about 4 pm. Very occasionally someone comes into his office to talk to him and you see a quick alt-tab to a maximised spread sheet. What a crappy, unsatisfying and boring life, I hope I never end up like him.
He is a gay! And he has been pretending to watch something on the PC. But he has a camera on top of it that watches who's at the rear admiring his activities. You'd soon get a call... be ready :love: :-D
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Pretty much similar to DDs life ;)
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Metro RSSI do not watch porn, I star in it and there is no solitaire! I do however spend a lot of time monitoring this forum and preparing my plans for universal domination. There has been occasions when some actual work has been done, but I try to keep that from interfering with my enjoyment.
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If I look out the window from my desk there is another building on the other side of the road and in that building is a guy who appears to be in his mid fifties who has an office pretty much opposite my window. His desk faces the door to his office meaning that his screen faces the window and me. Every day he comes in a 9am and fires up solitaire and plays for several hours. After lunch it's porn time and let me tell you he has some interests that are slightly outside of my experience. After a couple of hours of porn movies it's back to solitaire until he leaves about 4 pm. Very occasionally someone comes into his office to talk to him and you see a quick alt-tab to a maximised spread sheet. What a crappy, unsatisfying and boring life, I hope I never end up like him.
Yes, it must be so much more exciting watching him all day. ;)