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    Roger Allen
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    A guy goes to his optician with a suitcase. He opens it up and shows the guy a foot long turd. "And why did you bring this to me", asks the optician? Every time I do one, my eyes water. X|

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      A guy goes to his optician with a suitcase. He opens it up and shows the guy a foot long turd. "And why did you bring this to me", asks the optician? Every time I do one, my eyes water. X|

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      Ah, turd jokes. Brings back fond memories of my younger days when farts and poo, reigned supreme.

      "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
      "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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        Ah, turd jokes. Brings back fond memories of my younger days when farts and poo, reigned supreme.

        "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
        "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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        Corporal Agarn
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        He, he. He said poo! :-D

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          He, he. He said poo! :-D

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          R Giskard Reventlov
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          And he said 'farts'. Farts are always funny. :laugh:

          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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            And he said 'farts'. Farts are always funny. :laugh:

            "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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            Joan M
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            RUFUS! :rolleyes:

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