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I just got sacked.

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    Jorgen Andersson
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    I just got sacked from my job with the Lifeline crisis centre. A guy phoned and said "My girlfriend left me, so I'm lying on the railway track at Sydney Central waiting for the train to come". I swear, all I said was "Remain calm and stay on the line".

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      I just got sacked from my job with the Lifeline crisis centre. A guy phoned and said "My girlfriend left me, so I'm lying on the railway track at Sydney Central waiting for the train to come". I swear, all I said was "Remain calm and stay on the line".

      Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions

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      Too funny. :laugh:

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        I just got sacked from my job with the Lifeline crisis centre. A guy phoned and said "My girlfriend left me, so I'm lying on the railway track at Sydney Central waiting for the train to come". I swear, all I said was "Remain calm and stay on the line".

        Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions

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        I know what you mean. The Samaritans fired me for nothing too. I got a call from a bloke who said he was going to end it all. He was going to pour a gallon of petrol over himself and light a match. All I said was "It's times like these you need your family round you."

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          I know what you mean. The Samaritans fired me for nothing too. I got a call from a bloke who said he was going to end it all. He was going to pour a gallon of petrol over himself and light a match. All I said was "It's times like these you need your family round you."

          Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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          Wow that is just plain evil...

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            I know what you mean. The Samaritans fired me for nothing too. I got a call from a bloke who said he was going to end it all. He was going to pour a gallon of petrol over himself and light a match. All I said was "It's times like these you need your family round you."

            Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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            Bassam Abdul Baki
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            That would be a good one to use on the ex.

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