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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    There was one thing I wanted to do today, just swap the front brake disks and pads on the car. Simple job, should take about an hour if I take it nice an easy. Oh no. It's never that easy... The wheel is held on by 5 bolts. Shuffle the car around enough to get the trolley jack under the jacking point, jack up, drink coffee, take off wheel. Brake caliper held by two 18mm bolts. I have 17mm hex, and 19mm hex. I don't have 18mm hex. Ok, bi-hex then. I can find 17mm bi-hex sockets. I can find 19mm bi-hex sockets. I can swear. And drink coffee. Before I find where Michelle has put the stupid socket I need, I'll just check I have got the right Torx male, since the disk is retained by one T30 screw and the wheel bolts. Yes, no problem, got one. Or rather I had one, until it snapped off flush in the screw... Eventually get the broken bit out, put everything back together, because I'm going to need a new T30 before I go any further. And now to Fleabay - £7 for a T30, £4.50 for a 18mm impact hex socket. Sorted. So, I'll mow the damn lawn before it rains tomorrow. Not my favourite job, but it's got to be done...half way through I find some animal has been using the lawn as a toilet... Ok, so what else can go wrong? :laugh:

    Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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    OriginalGriff wrote:

    There was one thing I wanted to do today ..

    :doh: This may come as a surprise to you, but there are actually people you can pay to do that for you.

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      There was one thing I wanted to do today, just swap the front brake disks and pads on the car. Simple job, should take about an hour if I take it nice an easy. Oh no. It's never that easy... The wheel is held on by 5 bolts. Shuffle the car around enough to get the trolley jack under the jacking point, jack up, drink coffee, take off wheel. Brake caliper held by two 18mm bolts. I have 17mm hex, and 19mm hex. I don't have 18mm hex. Ok, bi-hex then. I can find 17mm bi-hex sockets. I can find 19mm bi-hex sockets. I can swear. And drink coffee. Before I find where Michelle has put the stupid socket I need, I'll just check I have got the right Torx male, since the disk is retained by one T30 screw and the wheel bolts. Yes, no problem, got one. Or rather I had one, until it snapped off flush in the screw... Eventually get the broken bit out, put everything back together, because I'm going to need a new T30 before I go any further. And now to Fleabay - £7 for a T30, £4.50 for a 18mm impact hex socket. Sorted. So, I'll mow the damn lawn before it rains tomorrow. Not my favourite job, but it's got to be done...half way through I find some animal has been using the lawn as a toilet... Ok, so what else can go wrong? :laugh:

      Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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      What else can go wrong? Well, you could find out it was Michelle and not an animal who left you a "special" message in the garden.

      *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

      "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

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        OriginalGriff wrote:

        There was one thing I wanted to do today ..

        :doh: This may come as a surprise to you, but there are actually people you can pay to do that for you.

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        :laugh: It isn't a surprise, but (e) They are a few miles away so I have find my own way home. (Њ) They will take the car for the day to "fit it in" (Ж) They will want to charge me for the parts and labour, when I can buy the parts myself for the price they pay, rather than the price they charge... ( ҈ ) It isn't a complex job, you need no really special tools, and it's quite fun to hit big lumps of metal with other big lumps of metal from time to time!

        Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          What else can go wrong? Well, you could find out it was Michelle and not an animal who left you a "special" message in the garden.

          *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

          "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

          CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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          Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            There was one thing I wanted to do today, just swap the front brake disks and pads on the car. Simple job, should take about an hour if I take it nice an easy. Oh no. It's never that easy... The wheel is held on by 5 bolts. Shuffle the car around enough to get the trolley jack under the jacking point, jack up, drink coffee, take off wheel. Brake caliper held by two 18mm bolts. I have 17mm hex, and 19mm hex. I don't have 18mm hex. Ok, bi-hex then. I can find 17mm bi-hex sockets. I can find 19mm bi-hex sockets. I can swear. And drink coffee. Before I find where Michelle has put the stupid socket I need, I'll just check I have got the right Torx male, since the disk is retained by one T30 screw and the wheel bolts. Yes, no problem, got one. Or rather I had one, until it snapped off flush in the screw... Eventually get the broken bit out, put everything back together, because I'm going to need a new T30 before I go any further. And now to Fleabay - £7 for a T30, £4.50 for a 18mm impact hex socket. Sorted. So, I'll mow the damn lawn before it rains tomorrow. Not my favourite job, but it's got to be done...half way through I find some animal has been using the lawn as a toilet... Ok, so what else can go wrong? :laugh:

            Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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            Oooo don't say that, as soon as you do something will happen.

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            • P Pete OHanlon

              What else can go wrong? Well, you could find out it was Michelle and not an animal who left you a "special" message in the garden.

              *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

              "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

              CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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              That would be bad and special, but bad!

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              • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                Oooo don't say that, as soon as you do something will happen.

                VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
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                My name is Griffin, not Graus! :laugh:

                Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  My name is Griffin, not Graus! :laugh:

                  Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                  I figured that...no flight mishap postings. :)

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                  • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                    I figured that...no flight mishap postings. :)

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                    Because I'm not in a plane, going somewhere miles away from a garden liberally splattered with animal poo... :laugh:

                    Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      Because I'm not in a plane, going somewhere miles away from a garden liberally splattered with animal poo... :laugh:

                      Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                      Might want to reconsider your career path then. :)

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        There was one thing I wanted to do today, just swap the front brake disks and pads on the car. Simple job, should take about an hour if I take it nice an easy. Oh no. It's never that easy... The wheel is held on by 5 bolts. Shuffle the car around enough to get the trolley jack under the jacking point, jack up, drink coffee, take off wheel. Brake caliper held by two 18mm bolts. I have 17mm hex, and 19mm hex. I don't have 18mm hex. Ok, bi-hex then. I can find 17mm bi-hex sockets. I can find 19mm bi-hex sockets. I can swear. And drink coffee. Before I find where Michelle has put the stupid socket I need, I'll just check I have got the right Torx male, since the disk is retained by one T30 screw and the wheel bolts. Yes, no problem, got one. Or rather I had one, until it snapped off flush in the screw... Eventually get the broken bit out, put everything back together, because I'm going to need a new T30 before I go any further. And now to Fleabay - £7 for a T30, £4.50 for a 18mm impact hex socket. Sorted. So, I'll mow the damn lawn before it rains tomorrow. Not my favourite job, but it's got to be done...half way through I find some animal has been using the lawn as a toilet... Ok, so what else can go wrong? :laugh:

                        Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                        You know you can get any bolt or nut off with a center punch/cold chisel and a hammer? You tap the bolt round to undo it. The impact from the hammer actually makes it go lose and it then undoes easily. And if your torx drive snapped it must have been a pretty crappy one. :) Ad you should also DTI the disks after putting them on to make sure they are running even (one of those clock things with a needle). I have had new disks that are out of true, and also crud/rust build up can make a disc not sit straight.

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          :laugh: It isn't a surprise, but (e) They are a few miles away so I have find my own way home. (Њ) They will take the car for the day to "fit it in" (Ж) They will want to charge me for the parts and labour, when I can buy the parts myself for the price they pay, rather than the price they charge... ( ҈ ) It isn't a complex job, you need no really special tools, and it's quite fun to hit big lumps of metal with other big lumps of metal from time to time!

                          Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                          harold aptroot wrote:

                          This may come as a surprise to you, but there are actually people you can pay to do that for you.

                          I think he meant the mowing. That would free your time up to indulge in all the joyful frustrations that come along with a bit of gear-headedness. :-D

                          Jack of all trades ~ Master of none.

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            There was one thing I wanted to do today, just swap the front brake disks and pads on the car. Simple job, should take about an hour if I take it nice an easy. Oh no. It's never that easy... The wheel is held on by 5 bolts. Shuffle the car around enough to get the trolley jack under the jacking point, jack up, drink coffee, take off wheel. Brake caliper held by two 18mm bolts. I have 17mm hex, and 19mm hex. I don't have 18mm hex. Ok, bi-hex then. I can find 17mm bi-hex sockets. I can find 19mm bi-hex sockets. I can swear. And drink coffee. Before I find where Michelle has put the stupid socket I need, I'll just check I have got the right Torx male, since the disk is retained by one T30 screw and the wheel bolts. Yes, no problem, got one. Or rather I had one, until it snapped off flush in the screw... Eventually get the broken bit out, put everything back together, because I'm going to need a new T30 before I go any further. And now to Fleabay - £7 for a T30, £4.50 for a 18mm impact hex socket. Sorted. So, I'll mow the damn lawn before it rains tomorrow. Not my favourite job, but it's got to be done...half way through I find some animal has been using the lawn as a toilet... Ok, so what else can go wrong? :laugh:

                            Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                            You should not, under any circumstances, change the brake disks unless you know what you are doing. They have to be checked for run-out otherwise the pads will wear far more quickly and at an unevern rate if the disks are put back even slightly out of true. Further, it sounds liek you ar esupportng the car on a jack. That is stupid beyond belief. Get a stand under the axle asap before you go anywhere near it. Some jobs should not by done by amateurs, ever. Stop being so bloody tight and take it in to a proper garage. :mad::mad::mad:

                            "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              There was one thing I wanted to do today, just swap the front brake disks and pads on the car. Simple job, should take about an hour if I take it nice an easy. Oh no. It's never that easy... The wheel is held on by 5 bolts. Shuffle the car around enough to get the trolley jack under the jacking point, jack up, drink coffee, take off wheel. Brake caliper held by two 18mm bolts. I have 17mm hex, and 19mm hex. I don't have 18mm hex. Ok, bi-hex then. I can find 17mm bi-hex sockets. I can find 19mm bi-hex sockets. I can swear. And drink coffee. Before I find where Michelle has put the stupid socket I need, I'll just check I have got the right Torx male, since the disk is retained by one T30 screw and the wheel bolts. Yes, no problem, got one. Or rather I had one, until it snapped off flush in the screw... Eventually get the broken bit out, put everything back together, because I'm going to need a new T30 before I go any further. And now to Fleabay - £7 for a T30, £4.50 for a 18mm impact hex socket. Sorted. So, I'll mow the damn lawn before it rains tomorrow. Not my favourite job, but it's got to be done...half way through I find some animal has been using the lawn as a toilet... Ok, so what else can go wrong? :laugh:

                              Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                              Your lawnmower could've burst into flames like mine did a couple of days ago. Total writeoff :mad: Took a dozen buckets a water to put it out...

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                                You should not, under any circumstances, change the brake disks unless you know what you are doing. They have to be checked for run-out otherwise the pads will wear far more quickly and at an unevern rate if the disks are put back even slightly out of true. Further, it sounds liek you ar esupportng the car on a jack. That is stupid beyond belief. Get a stand under the axle asap before you go anywhere near it. Some jobs should not by done by amateurs, ever. Stop being so bloody tight and take it in to a proper garage. :mad::mad::mad:

                                "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                                :laugh: I do! I have 3 tonne axle stands, and a dial gauge, I just left the more boring bits out...

                                Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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