Life is like a penis...

[hoernchenmeister]

Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely... Then women make it hard.

[Lost User]

Only if you allow them to do so.

At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

[Vitaly Tomilov]

The strangeness in women nature is in whilst liking to harden your penis, also enjoying breaking your balls, now what's with that??? P.S. If women had breast erection... ;)

[hoernchenmeister]

If women had breast errection... they would STARE!!!! ...and I would probably die walking into a car whilst seeing this... :)