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    Movie Quote Of The Day

    You know, if you're gonna ask someone to save the world, you'd better make sure they like it the way it is.

    which movie?

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      Movie Quote Of The Day

      You know, if you're gonna ask someone to save the world, you'd better make sure they like it the way it is.

      which movie?

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      Google says: Xander Cage

      "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
      "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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        Google says: Xander Cage

        "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
        "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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        the purpose of the game is to no google, though.

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          the purpose of the game is to no google, though.

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          V. wrote:

          the purpose of the game is to no google

          Yes, but the purpose of the internet, is to Google. All of life's questions can now be answered by the Google. :)

          "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
          "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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            V. wrote:

            the purpose of the game is to no google

            Yes, but the purpose of the internet, is to Google. All of life's questions can now be answered by the Google. :)

            "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
            "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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            And verily, I say onto thee: Belessed are those who don't have their brain in the cloud or carry it in their hands. Praise the Lord! :)

            At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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              V. wrote:

              the purpose of the game is to no google

              Yes, but the purpose of the internet, is to Google. All of life's questions can now be answered by the Google. :)

              "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
              "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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              Go on then: Get google to tell you where my car keys are.

              Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                Movie Quote Of The Day

                You know, if you're gonna ask someone to save the world, you'd better make sure they like it the way it is.

                which movie?

                V.

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                This quotation is from a film I have not seen, so I googled the title to learn a little more about it. Mistake! :-O :omg:

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                  This quotation is from a film I have not seen, so I googled the title to learn a little more about it. Mistake! :-O :omg:

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                  yes the title can be a little misleading. :-D

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                    Go on then: Get google to tell you where my car keys are.

                    Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                    JacquesDP
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                    Google said your car keys are where you last put them. :laugh: :laugh:

                    No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

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                      Go on then: Get google to tell you where my car keys are.

                      Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                      Some suggestions it came up with (among 211,000 others):

                      • In your Other Hand;
                      • Locked Inside your Car;
                      • Oscar Wilde's House;
                      • Some Nice Old Lady's House;
                      • Wherever the hell your socks go when I wash them;
                      • In the Clutches of the Illuminati;
                      • Sneaking up behind you... WITH A KNIFE!
                      • Having tea with The Queen;
                      • Chillin' in da Hood;
                      • Sitting Harmlessly on the Counter... WITH A KNIFE!
                      • Key Heaven;
                      • The last place you look;

                      There's 50% chance one of these is the answer. It's either right or wrong :)

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                        Google said your car keys are where you last put them. :laugh: :laugh:

                        No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

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                        That's odd, because I had a phone call about fifteen minutes ago from a computer voice that asked me where they were, and that's what I told them. It was a lie for security reasons, obviously - my car keys are in my wife's handbag where she put them after using them to scrape something sticky off the kitchen worktop...

                        Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                          Some suggestions it came up with (among 211,000 others):

                          • In your Other Hand;
                          • Locked Inside your Car;
                          • Oscar Wilde's House;
                          • Some Nice Old Lady's House;
                          • Wherever the hell your socks go when I wash them;
                          • In the Clutches of the Illuminati;
                          • Sneaking up behind you... WITH A KNIFE!
                          • Having tea with The Queen;
                          • Chillin' in da Hood;
                          • Sitting Harmlessly on the Counter... WITH A KNIFE!
                          • Key Heaven;
                          • The last place you look;

                          There's 50% chance one of these is the answer. It's either right or wrong :)

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                          Lyuben Markov wrote:

                          The last place you look;

                          That is why I always try to look in the last place first, it saves so much time. I get funny looks when I start looking for everything in the fridge, including the cat, people, and the garden shed, but it's a system and I'm sticking to it!

                          Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                            That's odd, because I had a phone call about fifteen minutes ago from a computer voice that asked me where they were, and that's what I told them. It was a lie for security reasons, obviously - my car keys are in my wife's handbag where she put them after using them to scrape something sticky off the kitchen worktop...

                            Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                            And then they stick it just like that into the ignition......

                            No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

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                              Lyuben Markov wrote:

                              The last place you look;

                              That is why I always try to look in the last place first, it saves so much time. I get funny looks when I start looking for everything in the fridge, including the cat, people, and the garden shed, but it's a system and I'm sticking to it!

                              Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                              Cats and people do have a tendency to stick around the fridge, so it's inevitable that they end up in there. As for the shed, well, who am I to judge or discriminate. It has the right to do so as any other :). It's a solid system. My system is even simpler, I don't look for anything, I just wait for it to materialize before the eyes of the Observer (me). It works most of the time, given that the item in question is not observed somewhere else...

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                                And verily, I say onto thee: Belessed are those who don't have their brain in the cloud or carry it in their hands. Praise the Lord! :)

                                At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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                                Hallelujah.

                                "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                                "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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                                  Go on then: Get google to tell you where my car keys are.

                                  Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                                  Your car keys are neither here nor there, yet they are everywhere. Look within yourself and ye shall find what you seek. :)

                                  "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                                  "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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                                    Cats and people do have a tendency to stick around the fridge, so it's inevitable that they end up in there. As for the shed, well, who am I to judge or discriminate. It has the right to do so as any other :). It's a solid system. My system is even simpler, I don't look for anything, I just wait for it to materialize before the eyes of the Observer (me). It works most of the time, given that the item in question is not observed somewhere else...

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                                    It sounds like a good system. Low effort at least. However, I'm not sure it works: Quantum Mechanics would suggest it doesn't. Since you are observing the place it isn't immediately before the materialization, it can't coalesce there without you looking away first. :-D

                                    Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                      Go on then: Get google to tell you where my car keys are.

                                      Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                                      This narrows it down[^]

                                      No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

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                                        Movie Quote Of The Day

                                        You know, if you're gonna ask someone to save the world, you'd better make sure they like it the way it is.

                                        which movie?

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                                        XXX, Wow, that was a movie I have not seen since I was younger... well I mean, never seen! Nope, not seen the Tony Hawk at the party in the beginning, or the club scene with Rammstein, or the silly revolver with a big scope and different kinds of bullets, etc etc.

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                                          It sounds like a good system. Low effort at least. However, I'm not sure it works: Quantum Mechanics would suggest it doesn't. Since you are observing the place it isn't immediately before the materialization, it can't coalesce there without you looking away first. :-D

                                          Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                                          As hard as I try (at least at work) to stare endlessly at the same point in space, I mostly fail to do so; there are so many distractions :sigh: So I guess at some point, I'm looking away to give the lost little b*gger a chance to stop being so superpositiony.

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