Speaking of Fruits
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3 trekkers, Albert, Karl, and Ron, were captured by indigenous villagers in a jungle. The 3 were brought to the village to be sacrificed for their ritual. As the other villagers prepared the necessary things for the sacrifice, their Shaman went to the cage of the 3 prisoners and started to talk to them. "Each of you will bring me one fruit for the sacrifice. Any attempt to escape from the jungle will be useless as we have it all guarded. " The 3 men were freed from the cage and started to look for fruits. After an hour, Albert came back with an unripe mango. The props for the ritual were all ready and he was forced to remove his pants and underwear. "This will fruit will be sticked in your ass. If I see any facial expression from you, you will be offered for sacrifice. Otherwise, you will be freed. ". As the shaman's assistant started to insert the fruit, the Shaman saw that Albert's face winced, and decided he was beheaded. His soul went to heaven. A few moments later, Karl arrived with a cherry in his hand. The same procedures were done, and as the assistants inserted the fruit, his face looked calm and plain. Then suddenly, just after the fruit was inside his ass, he started bursting with laughter. Just like Albert, Karl was beheaded and was offered for sacrifice. Albert's soul was curious on why Karl laughed. When his soul got to heaven, Albert started talking to him. "That was just a small fruit. You could have survived. Why did you laugh?" "Poor Ron. I saw him coming, and was carrying a jackfruit."
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3 trekkers, Albert, Karl, and Ron, were captured by indigenous villagers in a jungle. The 3 were brought to the village to be sacrificed for their ritual. As the other villagers prepared the necessary things for the sacrifice, their Shaman went to the cage of the 3 prisoners and started to talk to them. "Each of you will bring me one fruit for the sacrifice. Any attempt to escape from the jungle will be useless as we have it all guarded. " The 3 men were freed from the cage and started to look for fruits. After an hour, Albert came back with an unripe mango. The props for the ritual were all ready and he was forced to remove his pants and underwear. "This will fruit will be sticked in your ass. If I see any facial expression from you, you will be offered for sacrifice. Otherwise, you will be freed. ". As the shaman's assistant started to insert the fruit, the Shaman saw that Albert's face winced, and decided he was beheaded. His soul went to heaven. A few moments later, Karl arrived with a cherry in his hand. The same procedures were done, and as the assistants inserted the fruit, his face looked calm and plain. Then suddenly, just after the fruit was inside his ass, he started bursting with laughter. Just like Albert, Karl was beheaded and was offered for sacrifice. Albert's soul was curious on why Karl laughed. When his soul got to heaven, Albert started talking to him. "That was just a small fruit. You could have survived. Why did you laugh?" "Poor Ron. I saw him coming, and was carrying a jackfruit."
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3 trekkers, Albert, Karl, and Ron, were captured by indigenous villagers in a jungle. The 3 were brought to the village to be sacrificed for their ritual. As the other villagers prepared the necessary things for the sacrifice, their Shaman went to the cage of the 3 prisoners and started to talk to them. "Each of you will bring me one fruit for the sacrifice. Any attempt to escape from the jungle will be useless as we have it all guarded. " The 3 men were freed from the cage and started to look for fruits. After an hour, Albert came back with an unripe mango. The props for the ritual were all ready and he was forced to remove his pants and underwear. "This will fruit will be sticked in your ass. If I see any facial expression from you, you will be offered for sacrifice. Otherwise, you will be freed. ". As the shaman's assistant started to insert the fruit, the Shaman saw that Albert's face winced, and decided he was beheaded. His soul went to heaven. A few moments later, Karl arrived with a cherry in his hand. The same procedures were done, and as the assistants inserted the fruit, his face looked calm and plain. Then suddenly, just after the fruit was inside his ass, he started bursting with laughter. Just like Albert, Karl was beheaded and was offered for sacrifice. Albert's soul was curious on why Karl laughed. When his soul got to heaven, Albert started talking to him. "That was just a small fruit. You could have survived. Why did you laugh?" "Poor Ron. I saw him coming, and was carrying a jackfruit."
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Have heard this joke in many versions, but can still have a hearty laugh. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
The master of the art of living makes little distinction between his work and his play, his labor and his leisure, his mind and his body, his education and his recreation, his love and his religion. He hardly knows which is which; he simply pursues his vision of excellence in whatever he does, leaving others to decide whether he is working or playing. To him he is always doing both.