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The Perfect Penis

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    A five-year-old boy asked his friend Charlie what a penis was. Charlie said he did not know and he would ask his dad. That evening Charlie asked his dad. His dad gladly exposed himself to his son and with his penis in hand said, "Son this is a penis. In fact, if you take a good look you will see this is a perfect penis." The next day Charlie met his friend and called him behind a hedge. Exposing himself, Charlie said, "This is a penis. In fact, if it were three inches shorter it would be a perfect penis!"

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      A five-year-old boy asked his friend Charlie what a penis was. Charlie said he did not know and he would ask his dad. That evening Charlie asked his dad. His dad gladly exposed himself to his son and with his penis in hand said, "Son this is a penis. In fact, if you take a good look you will see this is a perfect penis." The next day Charlie met his friend and called him behind a hedge. Exposing himself, Charlie said, "This is a penis. In fact, if it were three inches shorter it would be a perfect penis!"

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      Johnny J
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      Ouch! :laugh:

      Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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        A five-year-old boy asked his friend Charlie what a penis was. Charlie said he did not know and he would ask his dad. That evening Charlie asked his dad. His dad gladly exposed himself to his son and with his penis in hand said, "Son this is a penis. In fact, if you take a good look you will see this is a perfect penis." The next day Charlie met his friend and called him behind a hedge. Exposing himself, Charlie said, "This is a penis. In fact, if it were three inches shorter it would be a perfect penis!"

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        Hiren solanki
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        Son actually doesn't seems to from same father. :rolleyes:

        Regards, Hiren. -"I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference".

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          Son actually doesn't seems to from same father. :rolleyes:

          Regards, Hiren. -"I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference".

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          Rajesh R Subramanian
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          :laugh:

          "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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            Son actually doesn't seems to from same father. :rolleyes:

            Regards, Hiren. -"I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference".

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            Rajesh_Francis
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            May be a Genetical disorder :)

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              A five-year-old boy asked his friend Charlie what a penis was. Charlie said he did not know and he would ask his dad. That evening Charlie asked his dad. His dad gladly exposed himself to his son and with his penis in hand said, "Son this is a penis. In fact, if you take a good look you will see this is a perfect penis." The next day Charlie met his friend and called him behind a hedge. Exposing himself, Charlie said, "This is a penis. In fact, if it were three inches shorter it would be a perfect penis!"

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              Anil Kumar 23
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              :-D :thumbsup:

              Ideas are the 'Change' we need in life...

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                Son actually doesn't seems to from same father. :rolleyes:

                Regards, Hiren. -"I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference".

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                Mohibur Rashid
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                I knew his mother ;P

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