Role Play
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During sex last night, my partner whispered in my ear, "Pretend you're my dad." I was furious. "You are one sick-minded girl, what a disgusting thing to ask me." I stormed out of the bedroom and slammed the door. I mean, you don't expect shit like that from your sister, do you?
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During sex last night, my partner whispered in my ear, "Pretend you're my dad." I was furious. "You are one sick-minded girl, what a disgusting thing to ask me." I stormed out of the bedroom and slammed the door. I mean, you don't expect shit like that from your sister, do you?
That is just sick, nevertheless a 5!
The master of the art of living makes little distinction between his work and his play, his labor and his leisure, his mind and his body, his education and his recreation, his love and his religion. He hardly knows which is which; he simply pursues his vision of excellence in whatever he does, leaving others to decide whether he is working or playing. To him he is always doing both.
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During sex last night, my partner whispered in my ear, "Pretend you're my dad." I was furious. "You are one sick-minded girl, what a disgusting thing to ask me." I stormed out of the bedroom and slammed the door. I mean, you don't expect shit like that from your sister, do you?
How can you tell when your sister is on? Your dads prick tastes funny.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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How can you tell when your sister is on? Your dads prick tastes funny.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
That is quite the most disgusting, perverted, crass, low, frankly horrible joke that I think I have ever heard! My 5!
MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
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That is quite the most disgusting, perverted, crass, low, frankly horrible joke that I think I have ever heard! My 5!
MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
Thank you. It's always nice to be recognised! :-D
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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How can you tell when your sister is on? Your dads prick tastes funny.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
I just phoned into work to say I wouldn't be in as I'm sick. When my boss asked how sick I was, I told him I'm in bed with a goat.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I just phoned into work to say I wouldn't be in as I'm sick. When my boss asked how sick I was, I told him I'm in bed with a goat.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
The problem is when he replies "You too! Brilliant!" :-D
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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The problem is when he replies "You too! Brilliant!" :-D
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
This isn't the Rhonda!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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This isn't the Rhonda!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
In Merthyr Tydfil yes, a goat I can believe, but the Rhondda? Nah - they still think they are Satan incarnate there... ;)
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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How can you tell when your sister is on? Your dads prick tastes funny.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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I once said to my sister "You're a better fuck than me mam". She said "I know, me dad said so".
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
...The blue color makes you look like a garden shed... ;P
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932 -
During sex last night, my partner whispered in my ear, "Pretend you're my dad." I was furious. "You are one sick-minded girl, what a disgusting thing to ask me." I stormed out of the bedroom and slammed the door. I mean, you don't expect shit like that from your sister, do you?
Reminds me of this one: The guy calls his boss "I won't be in today, I'm sick". The boss "how sick are you?" The guy "I'm screwing my sister, how sick is that?"
