Surely a repost but still funny...
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Famous sayings involving 'fuck'. Mayor of Hiroshima "What the fuck was that?" General Custer "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" Captain of the Titanic "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" John Lennon "That's not a real fucking gun." Richard Nixon "Who's gonna fucking find out?" Anne Boleyn "Heads are going to fucking roll." Commander of Challenger "Let the fucking woman drive." Albert Einstein "Any fucking idiot knows that." Picasso "It does so fucking look like her!" Pythagoras "How the fuck did you work that out?" Michaelangelo "You want what on the fucking ceiling?" Walt Disney "Fuck a duck." Edmund Hilary "Why?- Because its fucking there!" Joan of Arc "I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" Noah "Scattered fucking showers my ass." John F. Kennedy- "I need a parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Famous sayings involving 'fuck'. Mayor of Hiroshima "What the fuck was that?" General Custer "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" Captain of the Titanic "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" John Lennon "That's not a real fucking gun." Richard Nixon "Who's gonna fucking find out?" Anne Boleyn "Heads are going to fucking roll." Commander of Challenger "Let the fucking woman drive." Albert Einstein "Any fucking idiot knows that." Picasso "It does so fucking look like her!" Pythagoras "How the fuck did you work that out?" Michaelangelo "You want what on the fucking ceiling?" Walt Disney "Fuck a duck." Edmund Hilary "Why?- Because its fucking there!" Joan of Arc "I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" Noah "Scattered fucking showers my ass." John F. Kennedy- "I need a parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
Mickey and Mini Mouse are getting a divorce. Mickey claims she's f***ing Goofy!
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Famous sayings involving 'fuck'. Mayor of Hiroshima "What the fuck was that?" General Custer "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" Captain of the Titanic "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" John Lennon "That's not a real fucking gun." Richard Nixon "Who's gonna fucking find out?" Anne Boleyn "Heads are going to fucking roll." Commander of Challenger "Let the fucking woman drive." Albert Einstein "Any fucking idiot knows that." Picasso "It does so fucking look like her!" Pythagoras "How the fuck did you work that out?" Michaelangelo "You want what on the fucking ceiling?" Walt Disney "Fuck a duck." Edmund Hilary "Why?- Because its fucking there!" Joan of Arc "I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" Noah "Scattered fucking showers my ass." John F. Kennedy- "I need a parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Mickey and Mini Mouse are getting a divorce. Mickey claims she's f***ing Goofy!
VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1 -
Mickey and Mini Mouse are getting a divorce. Mickey claims she's f***ing Goofy!
VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1Here is how I heard it: Mickey Mouse goes to a lawyer to get a divorce. The lawyer asks "Now let me get this straight, you want a divorce because you think Minnie is crazy?" Mickey answers "No, I said she was f***ing Goofy!"
