I'm Pulling My Money From The Bank
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The the banker only hands out the nice positions to family. Plus robbing the bank is much quicker. It is almost risk free as the sheriff is always drunk and messing around with Miss Kitty in the saloon. The only unknown is this steely-eyed fellow who just road into town. He has no name and looks like trouble.
With a Big Iron on his hip.
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Hey, quit picking on the banks. They can't afford the newest technologies. They barely make any money...nevermind, I thought I could keep a straight face when I said that but I couldn't. I'll bring the nitro (bigger bang). We just need a couple fall guys that get caught and hung and we will be all set.
Tim Corey wrote:
We just need a couple fall guys that get caught and hung and we will be all set
Some hamsters might do. :rolleyes:
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A bank requested a file from my place of business today. The file had to be in the Excel '95 format. Yeah, you read that right... Excel 1995. Based on this information I've decided to rob this bank. I've got a six shooter and a horse. I just need a few sticks of dynamite to blow the safe. Who is in?
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It may be safer to ambush their stagecoach when it rolls into town and stops at the blacksmith's forge. Just disguise yourself as a milkman or ice deliverer.
jesarg wrote:
their stagecoach
Hey now, that's my bank -- you keep your hands off!
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Hey, quit picking on the banks. They can't afford the newest technologies. They barely make any money...nevermind, I thought I could keep a straight face when I said that but I couldn't. I'll bring the nitro (bigger bang). We just need a couple fall guys that get caught and hung and we will be all set.
Tim Corey wrote:
hung
No need.... I am already hung. :-O
Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Please stand in front of my pistol, smile and wait for the flash - JSOP 2012
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I know a Diamond geezer who needs a job. He's used to banks, and to robbin'. Might want a large bonus though.
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Tim Corey wrote:
hung
No need.... I am already hung. :-O
Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Please stand in front of my pistol, smile and wait for the flash - JSOP 2012
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A bank requested a file from my place of business today. The file had to be in the Excel '95 format. Yeah, you read that right... Excel 1995. Based on this information I've decided to rob this bank. I've got a six shooter and a horse. I just need a few sticks of dynamite to blow the safe. Who is in?
Could have been worse, they could have asked for tab delimited text or Lotus 1-2-3 files :laugh:
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
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A bank requested a file from my place of business today. The file had to be in the Excel '95 format. Yeah, you read that right... Excel 1995. Based on this information I've decided to rob this bank. I've got a six shooter and a horse. I just need a few sticks of dynamite to blow the safe. Who is in?
Lucky you, ours use plain text files to show data... X|
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A bank requested a file from my place of business today. The file had to be in the Excel '95 format. Yeah, you read that right... Excel 1995. Based on this information I've decided to rob this bank. I've got a six shooter and a horse. I just need a few sticks of dynamite to blow the safe. Who is in?
It's probably a good idea. I doubt that there are any viruses being written to attack office '95 kit.
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