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  • T Thomas Freudenberg

    Michael P Butler wrote: We can blame George Bush for many things, but not that. I think (since I didn't write the Joke myself, but received it this morning and translated it from German to English), the mentioning of Hiroshima is not to blame GWB for that, but to show some people's reaction to any critics about American politics. Regards Thomas Sonork id: 100.10453 Thömmi


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    JoeSox
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    Thomas Freudenberg wrote: the mentioning of Hiroshima is not to blame GWB for that, but to show some people's reaction to any critics about American politics Excellent point:) I think I like that part now.:) Later,
    JoeSox

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      I gotta agree with Michael - the Hiroshima dig is disturbing, the joke would be much better without it.

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      Michael P Butler
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      Interesting how we both share a valid opinion but both got a low rating for it. Sometimes I wonder if I'm posting on Slashdot :-D Michael The avalanche has started, it's too late for the pebbles to vote.

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      • T Thomas Freudenberg

        While on a propaganda tour George W. Bush visits a school where he explains his policy to the children. Afterwards he encourages the pupils to ask questions. Little Bob says:

        _I have three questions:

        1. How did you win the election, though you lost the enumeration of votes?
        2. Why do you want to attack Iraq for no apparent reason?
        3. Don't you think, that the bomb on Hiroshima has been the biggest terroristic act of all the time?

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        At that very moment, the bell rings for the break, and all children run out of the class room. When they come back, President Bush asks them again for questions. Now Little Joe says:

        _Mr. President, I have five questions:

        1. How did you win the election, though you lost the enumeration of votes?
        2. Why do you want to attack Iraq for no apparent reason?
        3. Don't you think, that the bomb on Hiroshima has been the biggest terroristic act of all the time?
        4. Why did the bell ring for break twenty minutes earlier than usual?
        5. Where is Bob?

        _

        Regards Thomas


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        JoeSox
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        Political Statement Of The Day b/c 1) It's not that funny. 2)Thomas Freudenberg wrote:the mentioning of Hiroshima is not to blame GWB for that, but to show some people's reaction to any critics about American politics. Later,
        JoeSox

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        • J Jason Henderson

          Konstantin Vasserman wrote: Some sources say that Japan was already about to surrender anyway. Why did they wait for the SECOND a-bomb to go off then? Konstantin Vasserman wrote: why US did not just invite Japanese to a test of the A-bomb somewhere on the island to scare the s**t out of them Doesn't quite have the same effect, does it? Like I said above, it took 2 bombs to get them to surrender.

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          Roger Wright
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          Jason Henderson wrote: Doesn't quite have the same effect, does it? Besides that, we weren't entirely sure it would explode - we only had two of them. Wouldn't that have been embarrassing, trying to scare the hell out of an enemy with a dud? Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
          Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003

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          • T Thomas Freudenberg

            While on a propaganda tour George W. Bush visits a school where he explains his policy to the children. Afterwards he encourages the pupils to ask questions. Little Bob says:

            _I have three questions:

            1. How did you win the election, though you lost the enumeration of votes?
            2. Why do you want to attack Iraq for no apparent reason?
            3. Don't you think, that the bomb on Hiroshima has been the biggest terroristic act of all the time?

            _

            At that very moment, the bell rings for the break, and all children run out of the class room. When they come back, President Bush asks them again for questions. Now Little Joe says:

            _Mr. President, I have five questions:

            1. How did you win the election, though you lost the enumeration of votes?
            2. Why do you want to attack Iraq for no apparent reason?
            3. Don't you think, that the bomb on Hiroshima has been the biggest terroristic act of all the time?
            4. Why did the bell ring for break twenty minutes earlier than usual?
            5. Where is Bob?

            _

            Regards Thomas


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            Paul Watson
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            Thomas Freudenberg wrote: the enumeration of votes BTW, how old are the kids in the joke? Enumeration is a big word, and is possibly ripe for a classic Bushism. :-D I wonder if GWB knows how big a joke he is to so many people? At least Clinton can look back with a wry sense of humour and admit he did a doff thing that was easy to make jokes about. A cigar is joke bait. But Bush seems deadly serious about everything, can't imagine him looking back and blushing at his Axis of Weasels idea.

            Paul Watson
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            Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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            • K KaRl

              I agree with you, IMHO Japan had already lost the war and knew it, but didn't want to surrender, hoping causing heavy casualties to US armies when trying to land at the end of '45 and the begining of '46 (operations Olympic and Coronet). However I'm not sure it was the only reason to end the war the sooner. USSR had declared war to Japan the 8th of August, 3 months after the end in Europe, as promised at Yalta. I don't think Truman was pleased to see the soviets in China. I don't understand this fixation on the two atomic bombings. I don't see the difference between an A-bomb and standard incendiary bombs, just the number. RAF and USAF proved several times they could do much better than Hiroshima with conventionnal means (I'm thinking of Dresden and Tokyo)


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              KaЯl wrote: I don't think Truman was pleased to see the soviets in China. I agree, he didn't want the communists to gain more ground so he wanted to end it quickly. However, I think the idea of losing more American soldiers was what made up his mind. KaЯl wrote: I don't see the difference between an A-bomb and standard incendiary bombs I think history shows that the allied strategy of using incendiary bombs on civilian population centers did not achieve its intended purpose, destroying the enemy's will to fight. However, the use of the A-bomb (1 super incendiary bomb) did destroy the Japanese will to fight with ZERO American casualties. KaЯl wrote: they could do much better than Hiroshima with conventionnal means Hiroshima was one bomb. Tokyo, Dresden, etc. were thousands of bombs. I don't understand how this was better?

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              • K Konstantin Vasserman

                So is it your argument that it does not qualify to be called terrorist attack based on the fact that it was during war? Dictionary defines terror as violence (as bombing) committed by groups in order to intimidate a population or government into granting their demands. It does not distinguish between war and peace... I guess any attack can be viewed as an act of terror, but there is a big difference IMO between dropping 2 A-bombs in the middle of cities full of people and attacking a naval base with conventional weapons...

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                Roger Wright
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                The difference was that we were the victims of a terrorist act - Pearl Harbor - in a time when war was played by certain rules. The Japanese broke those rules, and declared a free for all. Hundreds of thousands were killed by the Bomb, but many more of our own would have died attempting a conventional invasion of Japan. Better theirs dead, than ours, was the reasoning at the time. Better still would have been for Japan to have never attacked at all - aggressors must bear the responsibility for their own acts. Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
                Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003

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                • R Roger Wright

                  Jason Henderson wrote: Doesn't quite have the same effect, does it? Besides that, we weren't entirely sure it would explode - we only had two of them. Wouldn't that have been embarrassing, trying to scare the hell out of an enemy with a dud? Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
                  Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003

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                  Roger Wright wrote: Wouldn't that have been embarrassing, trying to scare the hell out of an enemy with a dud? Indeed, imagine how embarrassed that chap in the cowboy suit who rode the bomb down would have been. Straddled to a bomb stuck into the side of some Japanese's pagoda. "Hi! It's a... errrr... happy new year!" probably would not have worked. That song was incredible Roger. Did you get my IM messages on it?

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                  Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                  • P Paul Watson

                    Konstantin Vasserman wrote: Do you not agree? Not at present no, it was not a terrorist attack from what I know. Care to shed light on why you seem to think it was a terrorist attack?

                    Paul Watson
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                    Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                    m1k3d3s
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                    you dont thing a bomb on a city is an act of terror?

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                    • R Roger Wright

                      The difference was that we were the victims of a terrorist act - Pearl Harbor - in a time when war was played by certain rules. The Japanese broke those rules, and declared a free for all. Hundreds of thousands were killed by the Bomb, but many more of our own would have died attempting a conventional invasion of Japan. Better theirs dead, than ours, was the reasoning at the time. Better still would have been for Japan to have never attacked at all - aggressors must bear the responsibility for their own acts. Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
                      Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003

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                      Konstantin Vasserman
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                      Roger Wright wrote: in a time when war was played by certain rules. What rules? Declaration of war? LOL. That rule was broken so many times that it was never really a rule in the first place. Roger Wright wrote: Better theirs dead, than ours, was the reasoning at the time. Yes. But some historians believe that peace could be achieved earlier and without A-bombs. Roger Wright wrote: Better still would have been for Japan to have never attacked at all - aggressors must bear the responsibility for their own acts. True.

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                      • K Konstantin Vasserman

                        Do you not agree?

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                        realJSOP
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                        Not only no, but *fuck* no. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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                        • K Konstantin Vasserman

                          As I've said before, nothing is as black and white as some people want us to believe. Here is some quotes of people who think it was a mistake: http://www.doug-long.com/quotes.htm[^]

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                          peterchen
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                          Konstantin Vasserman wrote: nothing is as black and white as some people want us to believe seems to be a problem with Jason :cool:


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                          • J Jason Henderson

                            KaЯl wrote: I don't think Truman was pleased to see the soviets in China. I agree, he didn't want the communists to gain more ground so he wanted to end it quickly. However, I think the idea of losing more American soldiers was what made up his mind. KaЯl wrote: I don't see the difference between an A-bomb and standard incendiary bombs I think history shows that the allied strategy of using incendiary bombs on civilian population centers did not achieve its intended purpose, destroying the enemy's will to fight. However, the use of the A-bomb (1 super incendiary bomb) did destroy the Japanese will to fight with ZERO American casualties. KaЯl wrote: they could do much better than Hiroshima with conventionnal means Hiroshima was one bomb. Tokyo, Dresden, etc. were thousands of bombs. I don't understand how this was better?

                            Jason Henderson
                            start page ; articles henderson is coming henderson is an opponent's worst nightmare * googlism *

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                            KaRl
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                            Jason Henderson wrote: I think the idea of losing more American soldiers was what made up his mind. Yep, it was probably also one of the major concerns. anyway, regarding to the results, Truman was IMHO right on this one (I just regret he didn't decide to target something else than a city, as some scientists of the Manhattan Project proposed) Jason Henderson wrote: However, the use of the A-bomb (1 super incendiary bomb) did destroy the Japanese will to fight I'm not so sure it broke the Japanese will to fight. IMO it gave a good pretext and reason to the japaneses who wanted to end the war, ehough to convince the emperor. Without Hiro-Hito will, I think they would have continue until death (just historical-fiction, of course) Jason Henderson wrote: don't understand how this was better? ah, yes, sorry for this "frenchism" ( I call "frenchism" the direct translation of the words when keeping at the same time the original sentence structure: sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't :)) They made a better score, speaking of the casualties


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                            • K Konstantin Vasserman

                              Paul Watson wrote: Care to shed light on why you seem to think it was a terrorist attack? Well, I did not say that I think it was a terrorist attack. ;P However, I can see how some people can qualify it as such. The main purpose of the attack was to scare (terrorize) Japan into surrendering. 800+ thousand people died as the result...

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                              Wrong on two counts - you go do some homework and then come back . First find out the definition of the word "war" and secondly check casuality count. Ignorance is not bliss - its a character flaw. Richard I must have liberty Withal, as large a charter as the wind, To blow on whom I please. As You Like It. Act ii. Sc. 7. William Shakespeare

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                              • K Konstantin Vasserman

                                I've read of at least 2 opposing arguments some time ago. Some sources say that Japan was already about to surrender anyway. Some other people ask why US did not just invite Japanese to a test of the A-bomb somewhere on the island to scare the s**t out of them, why did they choose to kill hundreds of thousands of civilians instead? I am not supporting any of the above views. I know too little about it. But from what I know it is not all that clear to me what really was the purpose and was US really justified in doing what they've done.

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                                Richard Stringer
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                                Konstantin Vasserman wrote: Some sources say that Japan was already about to surrender anyway. Again go read up on your history. Japan had refused surrender only days before the bomb(s) were dropped. Konstantin Vasserman wrote: just invite Japanese to a test of the A-bomb somewhere on the island to scare the s**t out of them, We only had 2 bombs - and one of them had not been tested ( the plutonium bomb ) . We didn't have any to waste. Richard I must have liberty Withal, as large a charter as the wind, To blow on whom I please. As You Like It. Act ii. Sc. 7. William Shakespeare

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                                • P Paul Watson

                                  Roger Wright wrote: Wouldn't that have been embarrassing, trying to scare the hell out of an enemy with a dud? Indeed, imagine how embarrassed that chap in the cowboy suit who rode the bomb down would have been. Straddled to a bomb stuck into the side of some Japanese's pagoda. "Hi! It's a... errrr... happy new year!" probably would not have worked. That song was incredible Roger. Did you get my IM messages on it?

                                  Paul Watson
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                                  Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                                  Thanks:-O No on the messages - I logged out and went to bed... Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
                                  Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003

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                                  • K Konstantin Vasserman

                                    I've read of at least 2 opposing arguments some time ago. Some sources say that Japan was already about to surrender anyway. Some other people ask why US did not just invite Japanese to a test of the A-bomb somewhere on the island to scare the s**t out of them, why did they choose to kill hundreds of thousands of civilians instead? I am not supporting any of the above views. I know too little about it. But from what I know it is not all that clear to me what really was the purpose and was US really justified in doing what they've done.

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                                    Some sources say that Japan was already about to surrender anyway. This is true. The US did have some indications that Japan was considering surrender. BUT, it has to be qualified: the Japanese were intending on remaining an "Imperial" Japan - i.e. keeping the emporer and his power structure in control of Japan. Fortunately, that didn't happen because the US didn't see those as acceptable terms of surrender. In retrospect, that was the best thing to do. (It should be noted that, even after the atomic bombs were dropped, Japan still insisted on the emporer maintaining power. The US agreed, but then removed him from power once they occupied the country.) Also, in response to your earlier post, it wasn't 800+ thousand people killed. It was about a quarter of that number: 200,000*, which is roughly 0.4% off all deaths in World War II, which is also equal to the average number of people killed during World War II every seven days. *The number "200,000" includes not only the immediate deaths, but also the estimated number of people who died months or years later from radiation and burns. Also, to understand the use of the atomic bomb, you have to understand the mentality of the Japanese and the US' understanding of it. The entire Pacific war involved large numbers of Japanese involved in suicidal attacks for their honor and the honor of Imperial Japan. Not only were there Kamikazis, but the Japanese soldiers fighting on the Pacific Islands behaved with a kind of suicidal aggression. On one island, 5000 Japanese soldiers jumped off a cliff in a mass suicide rather than allow themselves to be captured. You also have to understand Iwo Jima. A tiny island with no vegetation, 21,000 Japanese dug in against a US invasion. The US bombed the hell out of the island with planes and ship bombardment and then invaded. They still had to fight for every inch of land because the Japanese were heavily entrenched. If Iwo Jima was this difficult, imagine what the much larger island of Japan would be like. In Tokyo months before the invasion, General Kuribayashi had been told "if America's casualties are high enough [in Iwo Jima], Washington will think twice before launching an another invasion against Japanese territory." The Japanese strategy of "no Japanese survivors" is heroic Japanese stance is commonly glorified in Japanese historical novels, plays and movies. It touches at the heart of the Japanese sense of sacrifice of the individual for the greater good. 1. The Japanese didn't fight a

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                                      Konstantin Vasserman wrote: nothing is as black and white as some people want us to believe seems to be a problem with Jason :cool:


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                                      Jason Henderson
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                                      and many others by the size of this thread. ;P

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                                      • T Thomas Freudenberg

                                        While on a propaganda tour George W. Bush visits a school where he explains his policy to the children. Afterwards he encourages the pupils to ask questions. Little Bob says:

                                        _I have three questions:

                                        1. How did you win the election, though you lost the enumeration of votes?
                                        2. Why do you want to attack Iraq for no apparent reason?
                                        3. Don't you think, that the bomb on Hiroshima has been the biggest terroristic act of all the time?

                                        _

                                        At that very moment, the bell rings for the break, and all children run out of the class room. When they come back, President Bush asks them again for questions. Now Little Joe says:

                                        _Mr. President, I have five questions:

                                        1. How did you win the election, though you lost the enumeration of votes?
                                        2. Why do you want to attack Iraq for no apparent reason?
                                        3. Don't you think, that the bomb on Hiroshima has been the biggest terroristic act of all the time?
                                        4. Why did the bell ring for break twenty minutes earlier than usual?
                                        5. Where is Bob?

                                        _

                                        Regards Thomas


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                                        Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                                        Lol! :laugh: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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                                        • J John Burton

                                          Is this supposed to be a joke? It's just a political attack as far as I can tell.

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                                          Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                                          That's in the eye of the reader. It can be read both ways. Personally, I always look for the humour and ignore any motive. Life's more laid back that way. :rose: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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