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  • D Dalek Dave

    A wet pussy rubbing against your crotch? And this is somehow a problem?

    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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    Espen Harlinn
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    :thumbsup: You beat me to it :-\

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      It is pouring down outside, and I have just had a very, very soggy moggy rub itself all over me, my screen, my keyboard and my mouse. He has now settled down in my lap and is soaking the crotch of my jeans. X| Would somebody please remind me why I have a cat?

      Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      OriginalGriff wrote:

      Would somebody please remind me why I have a cat?

      Probably something to do with high levels of estrogen or your wanting to be in touch with your feminine side.


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        It is pouring down outside, and I have just had a very, very soggy moggy rub itself all over me, my screen, my keyboard and my mouse. He has now settled down in my lap and is soaking the crotch of my jeans. X| Would somebody please remind me why I have a cat?

        Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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        Corporal Agarn
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        Because they are warm and fuzzy... Most of the time.

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        • D Dalek Dave

          A wet pussy rubbing against your crotch? And this is somehow a problem?

          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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          S Houghtelin
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          OriginalGriff wrote:

          very, very soggy moggy rub itself all over me, my screen, my keyboard and my mouse.

          I think it was the clumsy lap dance prior to that which bothered him.

          It was broke, so I fixed it.

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            OriginalGriff wrote:

            very, very soggy moggy rub itself all over me, my screen, my keyboard and my mouse.

            I think it was the clumsy lap dance prior to that which bothered him.

            It was broke, so I fixed it.

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            OriginalGriff
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            LOL!

            Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              It is pouring down outside, and I have just had a very, very soggy moggy rub itself all over me, my screen, my keyboard and my mouse. He has now settled down in my lap and is soaking the crotch of my jeans. X| Would somebody please remind me why I have a cat?

              Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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              Mike Hankey
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              Unconditional love comes in many forms.

              VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
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              • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                Unconditional love comes in many forms.

                VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
                Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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                GenJerDan
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                And many price-points.

                No dogs or cats are in the classroom. My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  A wet pussy rubbing against your crotch? And this is somehow a problem?

                  --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                  eFotografo
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                  Now I remember why I usually avoid reading community posts at work... it can be a little embarrassing trying to explain why I suddenly burst out laughing :-D

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    It is pouring down outside, and I have just had a very, very soggy moggy rub itself all over me, my screen, my keyboard and my mouse. He has now settled down in my lap and is soaking the crotch of my jeans. X| Would somebody please remind me why I have a cat?

                    Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                    Lost User
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                    OriginalGriff wrote:

                    Would somebody please remind me why I have a cat?

                    Sheep are out of season?

                    speaking as ...

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      A wet pussy rubbing against your crotch? And this is somehow a problem?

                      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                      Slacker007
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                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      A wet pussy rubbing against your crotch?

                      And this is somehow a problem?

                      Every so often you come up with a good one. 20+ fivers. Nice. :thumbsup:

                      "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                      "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                        OriginalGriff wrote:

                        Would somebody please remind me why I have a cat?

                        Probably something to do with high levels of estrogen or your wanting to be in touch with your feminine side.


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                        Gary Wheeler
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                        :( I've never understood that stereotype. Why is having a cat considered effeminate? I've had cats for years, and never considered myself less of a man for it.

                        Software Zen: delete this;

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