Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Code Project
  1. Home
  2. Other Discussions
  3. The Soapbox
  4. And that's because he was depressed

And that's because he was depressed

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved The Soapbox
question
7 Posts 7 Posters 0 Views 1 Watching
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • H Offline
    H Offline
    Hiren solanki
    wrote on last edited by
    #1

    Garry was depressed, he told his psychiatrist, because he thought he was gay. "Why do you feel that way?" "Because my father was a gay." "Being gay is not hereditary", said the psychiatrist. "My brother is gay." "That still doesn't mean that you are". "My Uncle Bruce is gay. And my cousin Jeffrey is gay." The psychiatrist gave a concerned look and frowned. "Does anyone in your family have sexual contact with women?", he asked. "Yes", said Garry, "my sister does."

    Regards, Hiren. -"I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference".

    J T R C 4 Replies Last reply
    0
    • H Hiren solanki

      Garry was depressed, he told his psychiatrist, because he thought he was gay. "Why do you feel that way?" "Because my father was a gay." "Being gay is not hereditary", said the psychiatrist. "My brother is gay." "That still doesn't mean that you are". "My Uncle Bruce is gay. And my cousin Jeffrey is gay." The psychiatrist gave a concerned look and frowned. "Does anyone in your family have sexual contact with women?", he asked. "Yes", said Garry, "my sister does."

      Regards, Hiren. -"I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference".

      J Offline
      J Offline
      Johnny J
      wrote on last edited by
      #2

      Seems to me that such a family would die out automatically? :confused:

      Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
      -----
      Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
      -----
      Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
      -----
      Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

      1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • H Hiren solanki

        Garry was depressed, he told his psychiatrist, because he thought he was gay. "Why do you feel that way?" "Because my father was a gay." "Being gay is not hereditary", said the psychiatrist. "My brother is gay." "That still doesn't mean that you are". "My Uncle Bruce is gay. And my cousin Jeffrey is gay." The psychiatrist gave a concerned look and frowned. "Does anyone in your family have sexual contact with women?", he asked. "Yes", said Garry, "my sister does."

        Regards, Hiren. -"I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference".

        T Offline
        T Offline
        TPFKAPB
        wrote on last edited by
        #3

        Reminds me of the Berlusconi quote. "All of us have a homosexual part of 25%, which I also have. The only thing is that I, after a profound examination, have realised that my homosexual part is lesbian"

        OriginalGriffO 1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • H Hiren solanki

          Garry was depressed, he told his psychiatrist, because he thought he was gay. "Why do you feel that way?" "Because my father was a gay." "Being gay is not hereditary", said the psychiatrist. "My brother is gay." "That still doesn't mean that you are". "My Uncle Bruce is gay. And my cousin Jeffrey is gay." The psychiatrist gave a concerned look and frowned. "Does anyone in your family have sexual contact with women?", he asked. "Yes", said Garry, "my sister does."

          Regards, Hiren. -"I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference".

          R Offline
          R Offline
          RJOberg
          wrote on last edited by
          #4

          Have a five, this is the first joke in the past 24 hours that I don't remember seeing in the previous week.

          1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • T TPFKAPB

            Reminds me of the Berlusconi quote. "All of us have a homosexual part of 25%, which I also have. The only thing is that I, after a profound examination, have realised that my homosexual part is lesbian"

            OriginalGriffO Offline
            OriginalGriffO Offline
            OriginalGriff
            wrote on last edited by
            #5

            The man is a good source of quotes: "When asked if they would like to have sex with me, 30% of women said, 'Yes', while the other 70% replied, 'What, again?'"

            Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

            1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • H Hiren solanki

              Garry was depressed, he told his psychiatrist, because he thought he was gay. "Why do you feel that way?" "Because my father was a gay." "Being gay is not hereditary", said the psychiatrist. "My brother is gay." "That still doesn't mean that you are". "My Uncle Bruce is gay. And my cousin Jeffrey is gay." The psychiatrist gave a concerned look and frowned. "Does anyone in your family have sexual contact with women?", he asked. "Yes", said Garry, "my sister does."

              Regards, Hiren. -"I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference".

              C Offline
              C Offline
              Corporal Agarn
              wrote on last edited by
              #6

              Gee, at first I thought this was going to be gay meant happy. God am I old.

              L 1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • C Corporal Agarn

                Gee, at first I thought this was going to be gay meant happy. God am I old.

                L Offline
                L Offline
                Lost User
                wrote on last edited by
                #7

                This[^] is quite an entertaining, if somewhat unenlightened, thread, but post number 22 is a cracker.

                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

                1 Reply Last reply
                0
                Reply
                • Reply as topic
                Log in to reply
                • Oldest to Newest
                • Newest to Oldest
                • Most Votes


                • Login

                • Don't have an account? Register

                • Login or register to search.
                • First post
                  Last post
                0
                • Categories
                • Recent
                • Tags
                • Popular
                • World
                • Users
                • Groups