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An old man and his wife go boating on the river one day. When they reach a fork in the river, the man asks his wife, "Up or down?" His wife immediately takes off all her clothes and they spend the rest of the afternoon making love in the boat. The next week they again go boating on the river. When they reach the fork in the river, the man again asks his wife, "Up or down?" But this time she merely answers, "Down." Puzzled, the man asks her why she took off all her clothes and made love to him when he asked her the same question before. She replies that last week she wasn't wearing her hearing aid and thought he said "Fück or drown."
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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An old man and his wife go boating on the river one day. When they reach a fork in the river, the man asks his wife, "Up or down?" His wife immediately takes off all her clothes and they spend the rest of the afternoon making love in the boat. The next week they again go boating on the river. When they reach the fork in the river, the man again asks his wife, "Up or down?" But this time she merely answers, "Down." Puzzled, the man asks her why she took off all her clothes and made love to him when he asked her the same question before. She replies that last week she wasn't wearing her hearing aid and thought he said "Fück or drown."
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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This is the soapbox. No need for fancy characters to hide profanity.
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
Fuck.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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An old man and his wife go boating on the river one day. When they reach a fork in the river, the man asks his wife, "Up or down?" His wife immediately takes off all her clothes and they spend the rest of the afternoon making love in the boat. The next week they again go boating on the river. When they reach the fork in the river, the man again asks his wife, "Up or down?" But this time she merely answers, "Down." Puzzled, the man asks her why she took off all her clothes and made love to him when he asked her the same question before. She replies that last week she wasn't wearing her hearing aid and thought he said "Fück or drown."
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
Great one, haven't heard it before :laugh:
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An old man and his wife go boating on the river one day. When they reach a fork in the river, the man asks his wife, "Up or down?" His wife immediately takes off all her clothes and they spend the rest of the afternoon making love in the boat. The next week they again go boating on the river. When they reach the fork in the river, the man again asks his wife, "Up or down?" But this time she merely answers, "Down." Puzzled, the man asks her why she took off all her clothes and made love to him when he asked her the same question before. She replies that last week she wasn't wearing her hearing aid and thought he said "Fück or drown."
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
mark merrens wrote:
Fück
German wife?
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932