Canibals at a government agency
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A government agency hires 5 canibals as office carriers At their first day the head of the agency tells them: "Ok, you can work here, earn good money and have lunch in the cantine. But you have to leave the other employees alone... don't touch them!" The canibals promise that they will never lay a hand on another employee. After four weeks the head of the agency orders them into his office and says: "You are really doing a great job here. But there is one problem, a cleaning lady is missing since yesterday. Do you have an idea what might have happened to her?" The canibals vow that they have not harmed her and have nothing to do with this case. After the head of the agency left, the leader of the canibals asks: "Ok, who ate the cleaning lady?" A little canibal in the back raises his hand: "Sorry, it was me...., I couldn't resist" The leader becomes very angry and replies: "You fucking idiot, for four weeks we feed upon project managers and department managers so nobody notices anything, and now YOU have to eat a cleaning lady..."
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A government agency hires 5 canibals as office carriers At their first day the head of the agency tells them: "Ok, you can work here, earn good money and have lunch in the cantine. But you have to leave the other employees alone... don't touch them!" The canibals promise that they will never lay a hand on another employee. After four weeks the head of the agency orders them into his office and says: "You are really doing a great job here. But there is one problem, a cleaning lady is missing since yesterday. Do you have an idea what might have happened to her?" The canibals vow that they have not harmed her and have nothing to do with this case. After the head of the agency left, the leader of the canibals asks: "Ok, who ate the cleaning lady?" A little canibal in the back raises his hand: "Sorry, it was me...., I couldn't resist" The leader becomes very angry and replies: "You fucking idiot, for four weeks we feed upon project managers and department managers so nobody notices anything, and now YOU have to eat a cleaning lady..."
But wouldn't any employee notice that there aren't any tasks given to them? Or are they ok with it? :laugh:
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But wouldn't any employee notice that there aren't any tasks given to them? Or are they ok with it? :laugh:
Would you complain about it? ...maybe not within 4 weeks ;)